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Trump announces new border moat plan.
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pacman357 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 3:40 AM EST
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Trump: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Pence: Sea Bass.
Trump: Riiiight.
Pence: They are mutated sea bass.
Trump: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Pence: Absolutely.
Trump: Oh, well, that’s a start.
DrChaos Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 3:49 AM EST
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pacman357 wrote:
Trump: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Pence: Sea Bass.
Trump: Riiiight.
Pence: They are mutated sea bass.
Trump: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Pence: Absolutely.
Trump: Oh, well, that’s a start.


Good movie, miss the Austin powers movies.

in all truth we need the military to place sniper towers every 50 miles along the border, land mines littered along the border wall, and between the sniper towers 20 mm auto turret cannon that fire at anything that comes over the wall.
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 8:29 AM EST
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Excellent!!!
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 11:12 AM EST
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You'd be ill tempered too, if Ulf Samulson ended your career with a cheap shot.
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 12:47 PM EST
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DrChaos wrote:
Good movie, miss the Austin powers movies.

in all truth we need the military to place sniper towers every 50 miles along the border, land mines littered along the border wall, and between the sniper towers 20 mm auto turret cannon that fire at anything that comes over the wall.


so Trump seems to have abandoned the idea of the wall...and adopted some better ideas:

dig a moat and put in alligators to eat the children of the invaders so we can get rid of some cages....

sharpshooters in the towers 24/7....but they can only shoot at the legs...gotta show some mercy, even to invading rapist drug smugglers...


I think Drafter and FGM would approve...
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 2:06 PM EST
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You forgot DMV, he did espouse the turret idea. Actually, most of what Chaos is saying is a repeat of what DMV said. I miss DMV, I enjoyed arguing with him.
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 7:21 PM EST
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lol...you got that sense too? I posted that DrChaos seemed like a bazturd kid that resulted from a one night stand DMV had with a meth head ho...
gummy jones Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 8:37 PM EST
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Maybe the moat can also serve as a sanctuary for a not endangered salamander species to please the environmental folks
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 9:49 PM EST
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Delta, I must have missed that, but yes.
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