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Cheez-It stuffed pizza and other culinary nightmares.
pacman357 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
That's Pizza Hut. Jack in the Box has "cheddar" topped curly fries, which they say are "topped with bacon and yellow cheese sauce, shredded cheddar and drizzled with Green Onion Ranch". Arby's has the same-looking suspicious cheese-like sauce (they say beer cheese sauce) on new sammiches, and what appears to be something like onion rings. Burger King is selling some burger with pretzel buns, I guess in case you think regular buns just aren't chewy enough. Taco Bell continues its apparent effort to bring more menu items no one has asked for with cheddar something on the outside of the shell of their chalupas, which come with cheese inside, and are apparently trying to create the illusion these will create the same sort of demand as Popeye's chicken sandwiches, showing people lined up as far as the eye can see. I am sure all of these contain only healthy amounts of fat and calories. I have seen ads for all of these just trying to watch some football and baseball.

I never thought I'd be grateful for food allergies, but I'm getting there. Now go chase the McRib for the few minutes those will be around. Blech.
Cigarlady7 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
I shook my head at this idea. It's ridiculous how far some franchises have gone to make a sale. What would make someone think that a pizza with a cheddar cracker crust would be attractive, is beyond me.

Hell, just let the cheese-lovers go buy a box of Cheez It and eat it with their OWN pizza. Don't sell us that crap.

Same with the pretzel bun.

Nothing is what is used to be.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc
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