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crap, there's still something rattling around in this keyboard...
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Hmmmmm
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if the laptop is on your lap and your nuts are on the keyboard, then your fingers would tranfer the jergens lotion to the keyboard causing sticky keys.

What a load?
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CROS wrote:
I would like to thank MACS for finally showing you imbeciles the correct spelling of "orifice."



CROS!
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jjohnson28 wrote:
LOL! Hey, not that I give a **** but here is my version of what happened. I sent this to Burgie a while back when he wanted to find out what happened. The only person that could refute this version is pablo, as he Slim and myself were the only ones there. Well that and Slimboli probably doesn't remember it all that clearly anyway...LOL



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> B

>

> OK for the last time, or maybe I should

> actually post it again, except every time I do the

> natives get restless and SteveR or somebody winds up

> deleting the threads...LOL

>

> Pablo, Slim and I are sitting at the bar having a

> beer and a cigar. The only real drunk that night was

> Slimboli by the way. Pablo takes a couple (2 - 3, I

> don't remember) of pictures, I'm not really paying

> attention and Slim says "oh that'll be a good one",

> wait til we put that on-line. I assume Slim has done

> something stupid like he had been doing previously

> at the cigar lounge down the street. I tell pablo to

> hand me the camera so that I can view the picture

> and delete it if I don't like it.

>

> Slim is protesting but pablo hands me the camera

> anyway. As I'm am trying to bring up the pictures,

> Slim tries to grab the camera out of my hands and

> spills a full or damn near full beer into my lap.

> I'm **** pissed, mostly because I just hate

> stupidity and quite frankly I have never really

> liked Slimboli in the first place. Oh I like to

> screw around just like everybody else, but

> gross **** stupidity pisses me off...LOL

>

> Anyway, I glance down at the camera and the beer in

> my lap. I glare over at Slim, look back at the

> camera in my hands, look back at Slim (a

> little light goes off in my head) and I toss the

> camera over Slimboli's shoulder staring him square

> in the eyes. No going off in a fit of rage, no

> standing up and heaving the camera against the wall.

> I simply tossed it over his shoulder into the

> hallway.

>

>

> Later, JJ



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Well that's pretty much it and I know my many fans (TW LOL) are crushed that it wasn't more dramatic but that's really all there was too it. I had already told Slimboli to just leave me the **** alone but he was waaaay drunk and wouldn't/couldn't listening to reason. Hell he even started the same **** the next night and I had to tell him I was going to put my friggen cigar out in his eyeball if he didn't leave me the fark alone...LOL





Later, JJ



This was literally the only record of the camera incident I can find on the board. Everything else is just veiled references.... We need Slim to give his account.
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