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CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 4:35 AM EST
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So I got a random box in the mail yesterday..... a Random Act Of Dinkage. The wombat hunt is on! The WORST part is he sent a sticky note that said no return fire..... That's really bugging the hell out of me. Everyone know's sticky notes are legally binding. When I saw the name on the box I actually blurted out "That son of a B*tch! It's ON " without thinking... my wife looked at me horrified. How do you explain the wombat to an outsider?

2 La Barba Red Toro's (Dominican Corojo.... I don't think I've ever smoked a bad Dominican Puro. Once I step off the island I head straight to the Dominican's!)

1 Espinosa Habano No. 4 (Great Smoke! I actually meant to grab some of these and well... you know how it is... there are so many you mean to pick up that some slip through the cracks. Considering who sent this cigar to me it might actually have literally been slipped through a crack. I love the smell of varmint poontang in the morning!)

1 The King Is Dead Premier (Really excited to smoke this one!)

1 I don't know. I KNOW I've seen this logo before and it looks really good

then....

1 2 3 4 5 that's 5 My Father Le Bijou 1922 Petite Robusto's from 2016. These will NOT survive the week! They are getting no rest. Their journey in this world has come to an end. But, what a way to go!

You are a good egg for a dink but, I still want to hunt you down like a fox and shave your head before you hibernate!

To the rest of you. I am well aware of the comedy gift I have left you all in this post. Do NOT waste it. I demand to be entertained!

In all seriousness though.......

Thank you David, you made my week. This was a really nice surprise! Beer

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delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 6:53 PM EST
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aha....dink done delivered distinct damages...
kombat96 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 7:01 PM EST
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Forth prime- fable cigar, the doc.


Enjoy
streetrod Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 7:21 PM EST
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Well done!
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Oct 2 2019, 7:54 PM EST
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That’s Sdeve72’s handwriting you RAOD receiving fool.

Just say “Thank you Sir, May I have another?!!”
CelticBomber Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 3:55 AM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
Forth prime- fable cigar, the doc.


Enjoy



I knew I saw that logo before. It stuck in my head because of the mathematical meaning behind the name of the line, I remember reading really good reviews about these. Just when I think an incredibly generous gift couldn't get any better.....


Thank you.
Palama Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 6:08 AM EST
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Well done Emperor Dink! Applause
corey sellers Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 7:48 AM EST
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Well done Wombat
Cigarlady7 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 7:51 AM EST
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you never had the La Barba?? I sent that in last hit couple weeks back.
kombat96 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 9:49 AM EST
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Way to make this about you.
Cigarlady7 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 10:58 AM EST
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Lol
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 6:21 PM EST
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Nice hit! Applause Applause Applause
CelticBomber Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 3 2019, 11:58 PM EST
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Cigarlady7 wrote:
you never had the La Barba?? I sent that in last hit couple weeks back.



No, I meant I've never had a bad Dominican Puro (Wrapper, binder, filler all Dominican grown). I've smoked more than a few La Barba's. Including the one you sent which was much appreciated.
CelticBomber Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2019, 12:56 AM EST
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kombat96 wrote:
Forth prime- fable cigar, the doc.



Speaking of Fable cigar's.. Anyone ever read why they chose the name The Fourth Prime? All I found was something about how they chose the name because the fourth prime, 7, is a mystical number. If you count the lines that make up the logo it's 7. They're based in NY, a lot of you know who's live in New York where they are based. I wonder if they're into all that crazy Kabbalah stuff.....

7 is the mystical number that represents the natural world. 7 day's in a week, 7 directions (left, right, up, down, forward, back and center) 7 notes to a musical scale, 7 deadly sins etc. Doc is one of the 7 dwarfs. If you look at their company logo it could be a stylized F but, it also looks almost like the number 8, which is supposed to represent that which is beyond the natural world. The wombat sent me a mystical Jewish smoke. It's starting to make sense! I think we've been infiltrated!

We're going to need some serious live traps and corn dogs. I want answers!

Are you a secret Madonna fan? Are you involved in some sort of plot with my wife and kids too? I say "too" because I KNOW my wife and kids are plotting against me. Can't blame them either.. I'm a giant Irish goyim in their midst, ruining their plans.

If you're a hostage just wink twice into your webcam with your left eye......

Yes, I CAN see you..... I'll explain later. :-"

You got some 'splainin to do Lucy.


Edit: Forgot to mention... Do these guys know how to roll a cigar or what? The seams are invisible and not even a hint of a vein. I can't tell if the cap is tripled, that's how perfect the seams and wrapper are (also made me realize I'm overdue for an eye exam;-). Nice and firm from head to foot. It's an amazing looking smoke. If I saw these on a shelf at the local they'd have stopped me dead in my tracks to find out more.
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2019, 10:46 AM EST
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send the Jew smoke to DrChaos
CelticBomber Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2019, 10:54 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
send the Jew smoke to DrChaos


No way! This is one pretty smoke and I LOVE kosher;-p Mine!
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2019, 1:37 PM EST
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Nice hit Wombat!

frankj1 wrote:
send the Jew smoke to DrChaos


Uhhhh, no.

We should tie that fucquer up and roast him over an open fire and feed him to my wolves out back
steve02 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Oct 8 2019, 11:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
send the Jew smoke to DrChaos


No! As the long time resident Jew here, I get the Jew sticks. I have 3 boxes of Kinky Friedman Texas Jewboy cigars in my humidor just in case.
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2019, 10:41 AM EST
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steve02 wrote:
No! As the long time resident Jew here, I get the Jew sticks. I have 3 boxes of Kinky Friedman Texas Jewboy cigars in my humidor just in case.

Do they taste like matzo???
RMAN4443 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2019, 12:02 PM EST
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or Gefilte Fish? d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2019, 12:32 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
No! As the long time resident Jew here, I get the Jew sticks. I have 3 boxes of Kinky Friedman Texas Jewboy cigars in my humidor just in case.

you fasting today?
izonfire Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2019, 2:41 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you fisting today?


EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
steve02 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2019, 1:25 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Do they taste like matzo???


They’re not great cigars, but they’re pretty good. And since they’re humidified, not dry like matzoh.
steve02 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2019, 1:26 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you fasting today?


Of course I did. And broke the fast with pizza, a 42 year tradition that started my freshman year in college.
CelticBomber Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2019, 12:45 PM EST
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will someone please explain to me why I, an avowed atheist also had to fast?


Lol who am i kidding my tradition is to order the greasiest, juiciest, sloppy mushroom cheese steak and eat it in front of 2 kids who sigh and glare at me a lot.
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Oct 23 2019, 6:46 PM EST
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A bombing is never complete without a lancero.
Abrignac Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 7:31 AM EST
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What brought the wombat out of hibernation early?
delta1 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Oct 24 2019, 12:47 PM EST
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he smelled an Elitist box pass percolating to the surface...and was short on candy wrappers...
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