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Hey ZRX1200...how about those "hundreds of escaped ISIS G.U.Y.S."
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 8:08 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
Not talking Shame on you d'oh!

Naaaahhh
Naaaahhh
Naaa
Naaaaahhh
Naaa...

I told you that was gonna happen...

But you said the "tough guy Kurds" would never let that happen...
Just yesterday(on Sunday)..

Cuz... the sneaky bastids escaped...

You think those battle hardened
terrorists we're gonna sit around and "wait to be slaughtered" before the Kurds retreated from the NEW MASSIVE TURKISH OFFENSIVE?

YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED by watching old TV movies like "The Battle of the Buldge" when the truck tailgate drops...
ratta tat tat ...barked the German Rheinmetall MG3 "Hitler's buzzsaw's"...
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 10:36 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,558
You dumb enough to think they weren’t rfid tagged?

You want to kill rats you kill the nest.

They signed an agreement with Syria BTW....tick tick MFers
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 11:03 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,534
I heard they had collars that explode if they get more than a mile away... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 6:30 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
Anybody can find those big capsule RFID tags in a minute if they have the equipment... they'll slice and dicem' right out anyway...

It was mostly the women and chillin' who got away...

Not the hardcore mercenaries who are natural born killers...
They have a better hold on those F' ers...

Now, if they were sssmmmaaaahhhhtttttt...???

They'd 10th generation nanobot tag those f'ers in their blood streams...we have the technology but it is really "S.P.E.N.S.I.V.E." and used sparingly on very impo'tent peeples...and fill their wallets with
"Timothy Gietner one mistake SUPER hUNeRt dolla' BILLS"
Just like all the CONGOLESE and afnat criminals are passing all around SAN ANTONIO AND PORTLAND , MAINE...
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 6:36 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,558
That’s why you put it in their scrotum....they won’t cut it out. And the new ones are much smaller than the “pill” variety.
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 6:39 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,772
does it cause an itch?
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 6:41 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
I prolly have several of those? In my large colon ...after my last colonoscopy...when the isreali nurse lady " just happened to be on my procedure team...
Before I went under...I told them all about visiting the Carnegie Deli back in the way early 80's and seeing the several lower basement/ floors & bowels of that " mossad operational front"...quite the place...great pastrami too...

Daggggnabbit!!!
fiddler898 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 7:29 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2009
Posts: 3,782
Whenever I need a break from logic and linear thinking, I often turn to the political forum.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 8:02 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,558
You’re welcome
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Oct 14 2019, 8:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,400
Saaaaaaaaawwww----DIGHTTT!!!
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