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#351 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 8:44 AM EST
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Today is Hump Day . Herfing




Enjoy folks.............Speak to the hand
opelmanta1900 Offline
#352 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 9:26 AM EST
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Hump em if you got em...
USNGunner Offline
#353 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 9:46 AM EST
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Having been married all this time, hump day is now more of a reference point for historical record.

But, have a good one gents.

Never forget what those front two belt loops are for.

Chef
danmdevries Offline
#354 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 10:29 AM EST
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For your belt?
victor809 Offline
#355 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 11:30 AM EST
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I didn't get that either.... I thought they were for my belt too.
victor809 Offline
#356 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 11:31 AM EST
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Google didn't help tell me what my front two belt loops are for either. Now I'm afraid I'm using pants wrong.
USNGunner Offline
#357 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 11:32 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
For your belt?


The chickens feet.
teedubbya Offline
#358 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 11:33 AM EST
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is this some sort of cox joke?
DrafterX Offline
#359 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:02 PM EST
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Salad.. couple chiken chunks... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#360 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:10 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Salad.. couple chiken chunks... Mellow


Did you hook them onto your front 2 belt loops first?
DrafterX Offline
#361 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:11 PM EST
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I have onions there... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#362 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:16 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have onions there... Mellow


To go with the chickens?
DrafterX Offline
#363 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:22 PM EST
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Just in case.... Mellow
fishinguitarman Offline
#364 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:24 PM EST
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500?
frankj1 Offline
#365 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:29 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have onions there... Mellow

always in fashion
everything's up to date in OK
teedubbya Offline
#366 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:48 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have onions there... Mellow



I call BS.

Everyone knows you have no onions
victor809 Offline
#367 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:53 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I call BS.

Everyone knows you have no onions


Just cuz he can't see them tucked under his gut doesn't mean he doesn't have them....

(see drafter... I got yer back too!)
teedubbya Offline
#368 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 12:55 PM EST
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I heard he uses the front two belt loops to tie down his dunlop
opelmanta1900 Offline
#369 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 1:17 PM EST
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Anyone see the guy on wheel of fortune who, when asked about his personal life, said "I've been trapped in a loveless marriage for the last 12 years to an old battle-axe named Kim. She cursed my life with three stepchildren: Star, RJ, and Ryan, and I have one rotten grandson."
victor809 Offline
#370 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 1:22 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Anyone see the guy on wheel of fortune who, when asked about his personal life, said "I've been trapped in a loveless marriage for the last 12 years to an old battle-axe named Kim. She cursed my life with three stepchildren: Star, RJ, and Ryan, and I have one rotten grandson."


No.... how well did Danm do?
DrafterX Offline
#371 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 1:23 PM EST
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Did he win anything..?? I bet he didn't get to keep any of it.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#372 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 1:29 PM EST
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Poor Danm
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#373 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 2:17 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
To go with the chickens?


Cuz that's the style there. Generally though, one can still get the chicken's feet through the loops even with the onion tops tied on.
danmdevries Offline
#374 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 2:17 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I have onions there... Mellow


That was the style in those days.
USNGunner Offline
#375 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 2:19 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
(see drafter... I got yer back too!)


You got Drafter's back door? Too much information. Sick
teedubbya Offline
#376 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 2:25 PM EST
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impossible. drafters back door is way to humongous for one person to get
victor809 Offline
#377 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 2:26 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
You got Drafter's back door? Too much information. Sick


Quite honestly it's too much backdoor too.
fishinguitarman Offline
#378 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 2:49 PM EST
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I started reading the post about the “loveless marriage” to my wife and she started laughing?

She said the dude was kidding. It was on last night
USNGunner Offline
#379 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 3:21 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
She said the dude was kidding. It was on last night


Or was he? Think
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#380 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 3:37 PM EST
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I saw a post show interview with the guy. He claims his family knew in advsnce and was all for it
opelmanta1900 Offline
#381 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 5:12 PM EST
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finally able to eat a decent sized meal... doesn't feel good but at least I had the appetite...

doctors office said what's going around stays bad for a week, so hopefully have some energy by tomorrow...
delta1 Offline
#382 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 5:17 PM EST
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get well soon, opel
opelmanta1900 Offline
#383 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 5:21 PM EST
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thanks al... for what it's worth, if you wanna shed some weight real quick this seems to be the virus to get... my belly fat has almost vanished...
delta1 Offline
#384 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 5:25 PM EST
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OK, slobber all over a decent cigar and send it to me....
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#385 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm not sure why that's important to you?


I KNOW you don't . . . THAT'S the sad part, Vic.
danmdevries Offline
#386 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 6:43 PM EST
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Got home, grabbed a lil nap, and back to work.
8trackdisco Offline
#387 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 7:13 PM EST
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Chili John's chili and a beer for dinner.

3/4 of a beer was enough.
fishinguitarman Offline
#388 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 7:37 PM EST
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Sprite
CelticBomber Offline
#389 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 8:03 PM EST
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My armpits smell like an Italian Hoagie...... not even a little bit joking... I get sweaty I smell Italian Hoagie. It;s got me worried
opelmanta1900 Offline
#390 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 8:04 PM EST
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Probably getting a virus...
frankj1 Offline
#391 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 8:09 PM EST
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I blame Columbus
tamapatom Offline
#392 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 8:23 PM EST
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Dont blame Columbus. Blame Cincinnati.
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#393 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 8:37 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
My armpits smell like an Italian Hoagie...... not even a little bit joking... I get sweaty I smell Italian Hoagie. It;s got me worried

Your supposed to wear the onions on your belt...Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#394 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 9:38 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
My armpits smell like an Italian Hoagie...... not even a little bit joking... I get sweaty I smell Italian Hoagie. It;s got me worried


He's got the Meat Sweats?

Hope he isn't married to an angry vegetarian.
frankj1 Offline
#395 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 10:16 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Dont blame Columbus. Blame Cincinnati.

his pits smell like Skyline Chili?
tonygraz Offline
#396 Posted: Wed, Oct 16 2019, 11:39 PM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas. Wind and rain here and the internet and TV have been going out since 9 PM last night and they haven't even apologized.
danmdevries Offline
#397 Posted: Thu, Oct 17 2019, 1:16 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
rfenst Offline
#398 Posted: Thu, Oct 17 2019, 5:05 AM EST
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Any one out there?
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#399 Posted: Thu, Oct 17 2019, 5:32 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
8trackdisco Offline
#400 Posted: Thu, Oct 17 2019, 5:36 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Happy Thursday fellas. Wind and rain here and the internet and TV have been going out since 9 PM last night.


What time did you set for a curfew?
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