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Last post 4 years ago by frankj1. 26 replies replies.
Grow or
fishinguitarman Offline
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Show?
teedubbya Offline
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Neither Mellow
fishinguitarman Offline
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Tranny
JadeRose Offline
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Think Eh?
ZRX1200 Offline
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Oh hot pop.....
danmdevries Offline
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If I show, you'll make it grow?
fishinguitarman Offline
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Hot pop indeed
teedubbya Offline
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Mine is like an on/off button
opelmanta1900 Offline
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you mean to say light switch size?
DrafterX Offline
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Toggle.... Mellow
delta1 Offline
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on/off is shorter when depressed...somewhat longer when hot...
fishinguitarman Offline
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And there ya go!
teedubbya Offline
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Light switch would be an improvement Mellow
fishinguitarman Offline
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Exactly! CLICK!! Brb.....
delta1 Offline
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frank would def be show...
frankj1 Offline
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oy
tailgater Offline
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Glow.


It's like a strobe light when I get going.


fishinguitarman Offline
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More like fluorescent condoms
frankj1 Offline
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tailgater wrote:
Glow.


It's like a strobe light when I get going.



does it cause seizures?
tailgater Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
does it cause seizures?


One can only hope.
Everyone knows that seizure sex is somewhere above Ambien sex and below self garroting.




fishinguitarman Offline
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Revenge n makeup sex are da bestest
teedubbya Offline
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Unless they do it with your neighbor.
Krazeehorse Offline
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A young lady was visiting her grandmother. "Grandma, at what age did you and grandpa stop having sex?"
"Oh, your grandfather and I never stopped. We made love every Sunday. We waited for the church bell to ring. In with the ding, out with the dong." Her grandma began tearing up. " And your grandpa would probably still be with us today if that damn ice cream drug hadn't driven by."
tailgater Offline
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Mmmm.
Ice cream drug.


fishinguitarman Offline
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Yum!
frankj1 Offline
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tailgater wrote:
Mmmm.
Ice cream drug.



the roofie of desserts!
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