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8trackdisco Offline
#151 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
The crop is in. Six man-hours. Wife, Kid and Me. Learned the likely last leaf pick up of the year is coming through tomorrow.

Elijah Craig Small Batch and Herfing a ten year old RP Maduro Prefecto. Decent combo.
MACS Offline
#152 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for

I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress

Chorus

I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go f*ck shopping
But there’s no f*cks left to buy

I’ve no more f*cks to give,
Though more f*cks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my f*ck budget and
I’m now in f*cking debt

Verse 2
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!

Chorus 2
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*ck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my f*cks all day,
But they’ve upped and f*cked off home,
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*ck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my f*ck army but
It’s been f*cking defeated!

Bridge

The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I
Don’t give a f*ck at all!

Chorus 3
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have flown away,
My f*cks are now so f*cked off
They’ve refused to f*cking stay!
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re f*cking off again!

Chorus 4
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my f*cks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have all been spent,
They’ve f*cked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!

Outro
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
I’ve no more f*cks,
I’ve no more f*cks,
I’ve no more f*cks to give!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0
Sunoverbeach Offline
#153 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
My harvest finished also. Now to build a wall to keep undocumented leaves of the neighbors from crossing over
DrafterX Offline
#154 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,546
Turns out my tires were about 4-5 lbs low... bought new tires for the wife's Explorer just a few months ago and there was 8 lbs more in the driver's side tire than the passenger side.. not very happy with the dealership.. Mad
8trackdisco Offline
#155 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
MACS wrote:
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for

I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress

Chorus

I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go f*ck shopping
But there’s no f*cks left to buy

I’ve no more f*cks to give,
Though more f*cks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my f*ck budget and
I’m now in f*cking debt

Verse 2
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!

Chorus 2
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*ck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my f*cks all day,
But they’ve upped and f*cked off home,
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*ck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my f*ck army but
It’s been f*cking defeated!

Bridge

The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I
Don’t give a f*ck at all!

Chorus 3
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have flown away,
My f*cks are now so f*cked off
They’ve refused to f*cking stay!
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re f*cking off again!

Chorus 4
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my f*cks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
My f*cks have all been spent,
They’ve f*cked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!

Outro
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
I’ve no more f*cks to give,
I’ve no more f*cks,
I’ve no more f*cks,
I’ve no more f*cks to give!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0


In California, the hymnals are quite different.
8trackdisco Offline
#156 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
Sunoverbeach wrote:
My harvest finished also. Now to build a wall to keep undocumented leaves of the neighbors from crossing over


They are just looking for a better life.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#157 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
I can empathize but want to reserve my resources for locally grown leaves
8trackdisco Offline
#158 Posted:
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Posts: 60,075
Sunoverbeach wrote:
I can empathize but want to reserve my resources for locally grown leaves


I don't know. What about the leaves already there? The Dream Leavers. Isn't it wrong to move them to the curb now? They don't know any other yards.
8trackdisco Offline
#159 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
Herfing celebrating a successful harvest. Juan Lopez #1.

Thanks, Macs.
MACS Offline
#160 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
^Celebratin' like a boss!!
8trackdisco Offline
#161 Posted:
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Posts: 60,075
MACS wrote:
^Celebratin' like a boss!!

Got a little too loose this afternoon. Inxs isn’t just the name of a band.
DrafterX Offline
#162 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,546
Neglected my generator for a few months but got it fired up... hopefully I won't need it but it's good to go... main reason I got a duel fuel heat and air system.. only need 120v to run heat vs the heat pump.. which is still an option under normal conditions... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#163 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,546
Ghost pepper chips.. about half way thru the bag... gonna take a while... Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#164 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
Youngest Grand-daughters birthday party in Glenview today. Good time at the Childrens museum. Long day for grandpa though. Not even sure if I'm firing a smoke or not.
rfenst Offline
#165 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,289
Can't sleep so Good morning to all.
danmdevries Offline
#166 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,358
DrafterX wrote:
Ghost pepper chips.. about half way thru the bag... gonna take a while... Mellow


The Pacqui haunted ghost pepper chips? Love those things. Lil sour cream for dippin and I'll kill a bag in a sitting.

And pay for it later.
danmdevries Offline
#167 Posted:
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Posts: 17,358
Welcome back to Monday fellas

Morning Robert
danmdevries Offline
#168 Posted:
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Posts: 17,358
Sposeda snow and temps down to single digits today/tonight.

I'm sick of winter.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#169 Posted:
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Posts: 14,665
danmdevries wrote:
The Pacqui haunted ghost pepper chips? Love those things.


My crew got me a bag, thinking it would test my tolerance. Delicious

danmdevries wrote:
Sposeda snow and temps down to single digits today/tonight.

I'm sick of winter.
Ditto like a muddafugga

Morning, peoples
danmdevries Offline
#170 Posted:
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Posts: 17,358
On the upside: No leaf cleanup today!
corey sellers Offline
#171 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,362
Morning gents
Sunoverbeach Offline
#172 Posted:
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Posts: 14,665
Hallelujah to that. Getting too old for all this manual labor
JadeRose Offline
#173 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
DrafterX wrote:
Ghost pepper chips.. about half way thru the bag... gonna take a while... Mellow




How's the ol' chute today, Drafter?
Ram27 Offline
#174 Posted:
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,008
d'oh! Trying to trap 2 mice in the apt., set various traps & baited with peanut butter, cheese & special liquid supposedly better in place of both cheese & peanut butter. Basturds run out smell it & move on. d'oh!

Contacted management & waiting on maintenance. Frying pan Frying pan


Happy veterans day veteran's. Applause



Need " Hire a cat" !!!!Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#175 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
you gotta just leave a plastic spoon with peanut butter on it sitting on the floor... Every night, toss the old spoon, replace with a new spoon... After a week, the mouse will trust you and trust your smell... That's when you put the plastic spoon in the mouse trap... Works every time...
DrafterX Offline
#176 Posted:
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Posts: 98,546
Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#177 Posted:
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Posts: 98,546
Cold, wet and windy... may as well be working... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#178 Posted:
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Mice are apparently dumb out my way. Had an infestation one year, set traps with PB, and caught 16 of them in 3 days
DrafterX Offline
#179 Posted:
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Posts: 98,546
All da leafs are brown... Sad
opelmanta1900 Offline
#180 Posted:
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Posts: 13,954
And the sky is... Also pretty brown...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#181 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Mice are apparently dumb out my way. Had an infestation one year, set traps with PB, and caught 16 of them in 3 days

Not dumb, just starving...

Ram probably has well fed mice... You gotta get em addicted to something before you kill em with it...walnuts work well too...
Ram27 Offline
#182 Posted:
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Posts: 49,008
Thanks opel, will wait for maintenance & proceed after they do their thing.Herfing
danmdevries Offline
#183 Posted:
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Posts: 17,358
Ram27 wrote:
Thanks opel, will wait for maintenance & proceed after they do their thing.Herfing


Certainly some perks to apartment living. As long as you have a responsive maintenance department.

Went a whole winter without heat when I was renting. Well, they gave me some electric heaters and I didn't freeze, but the busted radiator pipe wasn't fixed for about 8 months.
izonfire Offline
#184 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Burnt loads of leaves yesterday from the deck, roof, gutters, drive and clearing.
Today, back in the deep freeze with everything covered in snow.

We've had maybe a handful of decent autumn days here...
danmdevries Offline
#185 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,358
Yup. Winterized the camper about a month earlier than usual. Our last trip out usually in early November and night temps are kissing low 40s but 55-60 and reasonably pleasant as long as we're active during the day.

This year I had it tarped before the leaves really even started falling
8trackdisco Offline
#186 Posted:
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Posts: 60,075
16/-4. This is going to end up like The Shining.
danmdevries Offline
#187 Posted:
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Posts: 17,358
Happy Tuesday fellas

I'm heading back to work a day early, get a little OT.
rfenst Offline
#188 Posted:
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Posts: 39,289
danmdevries wrote:
Happy Tuesday fellas

I'm heading back to work a day early, get a little OT.

Good morning, Dan and other folks.
8trackdisco Offline
#189 Posted:
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9/-10
Ram27 Offline
#190 Posted:
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Posts: 49,008
Mornin.........
deadeyedick Offline
#191 Posted:
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Posts: 17,083
Morning folks. 62/81 today. Just waiting for the earth rotation so I can get out and start painting.
danmdevries Offline
#192 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
Morning folks. 62/81 today. Just waiting for the earth rotation so I can get out and start painting.


I just bought paint to paint the balusters on the front porch. Stripped and sanded them a few weeks ago but never got around to paint.

It's 8°F out right now. I don't think it's happening very soon.
Ram27 Offline
#193 Posted:
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Posts: 49,008
Applause SNAP one less !!!!!!! Applause



No painting today danm..................Shame on you
DrafterX Offline
#194 Posted:
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Posts: 98,546
Cool Dudes...
corey sellers Offline
#195 Posted:
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Posts: 10,362
Morning gents
opelmanta1900 Offline
#196 Posted:
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Veterans assembly at my daughter's school... Picked up dad in law (air force) and dropped him off so he could enjoy the festivities...

Good kill ram... Hope you sang another one bites the dust... Scares the crap out of mice when you taunt em like that...

Looks like we're gonna hit 80 degrees again today...
DrafterX Offline
#197 Posted:
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Was 16 when I was driving in this morning... Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#198 Posted:
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Good morning. 8 degrees, but sunny, so that's a plus.
Ram27 Offline
#199 Posted:
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Indeed opel...........LOL


Afternoon peeps. Herfing
rfenst Offline
#200 Posted:
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61/85 with a new cold front tonight!
Humus and pita for lunch.
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