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You've seen Elf on the Shelf, but...
Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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You've seen Elf on the Shelf, but...
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Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Sith on a spud? Darth on a Dore????
delta1 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Vader on a Tater
opelmanta1900 Offline
#4 Posted:
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I did a holiday moose on a noose once... True story... Did not go over well...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted:
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Dammit! How'd I miss that?
Gene363 Offline
#6 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
Vader on a Tater



Ding, Ding, Ding!
USNGunner Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
opelmanta1900 wrote:
I did a holiday moose on a noose once... True story... Did not go over well...



Now that's funny! Applause
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
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Not as funny as my failed children's book, The Holiday Chimp with a Limp: How Snitches Get Stitches... Again, did not go over great...
USNGunner Offline
#9 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Not as funny as my failed children's book, The Holiday Chimp with a Limp: How Snitches Get Stitches... Again, did not go over great...


Oh damn, we have to drink a beer one of these days. LOL. Beer
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
I've written a children's book,
but I can't seem to find a publisher.

Maybe you guys could help...

The title -
"Shut the hell up you little fucques!!!"
USNGunner Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
izonfire wrote:
I've written a children's book,
but I can't seem to find a publisher.

Maybe you guys could help...

The title -
"Shut the hell up you little fucques!!!"


Already been done bro. Somebody shivved you on that one.

https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=shut+the+f+up+and+go+to+sleep&qid=1575686690&s=books&sr=1-1


izonfire Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
USNGunner wrote:
Already been done bro. Somebody shivved you on that one.

https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=shut+the+f+up+and+go+to+sleep&qid=1575686690&s=books&sr=1-1



That muthafucquer!!!!!!!!
He's the first one I sent a transcript to years ago!!!
USNGunner Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
izonfire wrote:
That muthafucquer!!!!!!!!
He's the first one I sent a transcript to years ago!!!



ROTFLMMFAO!
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