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jespear Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 4:43 PM EST
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This chubby certainly gives ME a chubby !
cbid chubby 2.jpg
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Dec 9 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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I wood.....yes I wood...
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Dec 9 2019, 10:18 PM EST
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I wood not
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Dec 9 2019, 11:04 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I wood not



I wouldn't with your tripod...…...much less mine
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2019, 10:27 AM EST
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Ya............pretty much perfect......ya could even add 15 or 20 for me.....
jespear Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2019, 11:58 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I could not


I FIFY, Frank !
jespear Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2019, 12:02 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Ya............pretty much perfect......ya could even add 15 or 20 for me.....


Not perfect, but definitely do-able, IMHO.
Another 15 or 20 lbs ? . . . Nah, I don't think so, but it still wouldn't be a deal breaker. I'd just have to smoke another blunt !
Bumblebee395 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2019, 12:36 PM EST
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Yep!
KingoftheCove Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I should not

FIFy
USNGunner Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2019, 10:43 PM EST
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That's a go. Targets of opportunity are just that. If you get the shot, take the shot. whip
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 5:07 PM EST
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^^^Yup... he's a Sailor...
USNGunner Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 6:07 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
^^^Yup... he's a Sailor...


Beer Beer Beer
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 6:55 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
^^^Yup... he's a Sailor...

seriously?
I woulda sworn on a stack of Prequels that was a chunky chick in the op.

It's a whole new world.
MACS Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:28 PM EST
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HA! Ya know I meant Gunner... and he's right, ya know.
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:35 PM EST
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Phug yeah this works for me been with bigger in my wild days haha
corey sellers Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:36 PM EST
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It's all pink inside if it ain't you need to leave.
xibbumbero Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:51 PM EST
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She would certainly keep you warm on a cold winter night. AND you could check her oil every now and then. X Angel
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 8:12 PM EST
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And she would love you long time
Whistlebritches Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 8:25 PM EST
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I just realized something...…..I been doing little Asian chicks exclusively for 40 years.I didn't turn down chubs because she was chunky,I turned her down because she's white.Few things in life are better than a chubby l'il Japanese girl with a hairy cooter.Dear Lord I'm a pu**y bigot
MACS Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 8:35 PM EST
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^No shame in a brother knowing what he likes.

I like cooter. I don't discriminate much. She just can't be a heifer. Chubs are ok. Fatty's need not apply.
USNGunner Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:30 PM EST
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OMG, you two are killing me. Ron, I spent my last 10 on Westpacs. I feel you. You racist bastage! LOL

Right on MACS! There is a line on the height/weight chart that should not be crossed. ThumpUp
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:58 AM EST
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Not to point out the obvious, but we have a bunch of old, fat dudes criticizing the looks of some random woman on the internet, who likely wouldn't sleep with any of us if given the opportunity.

****... I slept with plenty of women her size. I think I slept with some women bigger... (hey... when you're rolling on E, the party ended, there's only one woman left and your balls feel really really good... you don't even think twice).

If my wife is ever no longer around, I'm sure I would have sex with someone like her. I'm old, I'm fat and I'm ugly. And I'm willing to bet most of you are as old, fat and ugly as me, or moreso.
Gene363 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:09 PM EST
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Does she have a great personality?
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:44 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Not to point out the obvious, but we have a bunch of old, fat dudes criticizing the looks of some random woman on the internet, who likely wouldn't sleep with any of us if given the opportunity.

****... I slept with plenty of women her size. I think I slept with some women bigger... (hey... when you're rolling on E, the party ended, there's only one woman left and your balls feel really really good... you don't even think twice).

If my wife is ever no longer around, I'm sure I would have sex with someone like her. I'm old, I'm fat and I'm ugly. And I'm willing to bet most of you are as old, fat and ugly as me, or moreso.

I am a moreso
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#25 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:58 PM EST
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I'm beeyootifull dammit
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:58 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I am a moreso


yeah but a huge schlong makes you look 20lbs thinner...
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:09 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
yeah but a huge schlong makes you look 20lbs thinner...

fake science is my friend
jespear Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 3:54 PM EST
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In all honesty, one of the best sexual encounters I had in my younger days, was with a girl who was 400 lbs, (give or take a few ounces). Woot
victor809 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 3:58 PM EST
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...well.... I've never done that... But I'm sure it's just a matter of time.
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 5:32 PM EST
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was she conjoined twins John?
MACS Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 5:37 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
was she conjoined twins John?


That would have been twice as nice.
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 5:43 PM EST
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....now its getting too freaky for me.
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:17 PM EST
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I was trying to account for the 400 lbs
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:57 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
was she conjoined twins John?


golleee dammit shidabrick...


Nominee: POY (post of the year)
deadeyedick Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 8:59 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
In all honesty, one of the best sexual encounters I had in my younger days, was with a girl who was 400 lbs, (give or take a few ounces). Woot


I'm assuming there was copious quantities of alcohol and a sack of flour involved?
Gene363 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 11:34 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
In all honesty, one of the best sexual encounters I had in my younger days, was with a girl who was 400 lbs, (give or take a few ounces). Woot



Did you roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?
frankj1 Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 12:58 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
golleee dammit shidabrick...


Nominee: POY (post of the year)

only a few days left...
jespear Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 3:23 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I was trying to account for the 400 lbs


She had a goiter that probably accounted for 150 of them ! Woot
q



deadeyedick wrote:
I'm assuming there was copious quantities of alcohol and a sack of flour involved?


Wine, weed, and Pink Floyd . . . I didn't need no stinkin' flour.

 Not talking
victor809 Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 4:12 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
She had a goiter that probably accounted for 150 of them ! Woot
q

ok... that's all you. I'm a kinky f-kr but goiters and conjoined twins are outside my comfort zone. ALPACA! ALPACA!


Quote:


Wine, weed, and Pink Floyd . . . I didn't need no stinkin' flour.

 Not talking


The flour would make it hard to put the lipstick on.
tailgater Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 3:37 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Not to point out the obvious, but we have a bunch of old, fat dudes criticizing the looks of some random woman on the internet, who likely wouldn't sleep with any of us if given the opportunity.

****... I slept with plenty of women her size. I think I slept with some women bigger... (hey... when you're rolling on E, the party ended, there's only one woman left and your balls feel really really good... you don't even think twice).

If my wife is ever no longer around, I'm sure I would have sex with someone like her. I'm old, I'm fat and I'm ugly. And I'm willing to bet most of you are as old, fat and ugly as me, or moreso.



"Go ugly early. If you wait until the end of the party, the ugly gets worse."
- tailgater circa 1988 in college

Who'd a thunk it?
Victor and tailgater. Kindred spirits.
victor809 Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 3:48 PM EST
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I'm not holding your hand during sex with a big girl.


... again.
JadeRose Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Dec 16 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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Yes
Whistlebritches Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 2:22 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Yes



Well we knew this was coming...……..you'd **** a rattlesnake if someone would hold it still long enough
USNGunner Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 3:20 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Well we knew this was coming...……..you'd **** a rattlesnake if someone would hold it still long enough



"Lame cripple crazy, deaf dumb and blind"
deadeyedick Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 7:21 PM EST
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No open sores above the waist.d'oh!
jespear Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Dec 17 2019, 7:53 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
"Lame cripple crazy, deaf dumb and blind"


South Philly version:
18-80
blind, bald, or crippled
If she can't walk . . . I'll drag'er !
delta1 Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 6:54 PM EST
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now....youse guys are goin a might too fur...
USNGunner Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2019, 7:40 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
now....youse guys are goin a might too fur...


Fur? I didn't even go into the acceptable fur bearing species. whip
delta1 Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Dec 19 2019, 2:45 PM EST
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Shame on you Not talking

freaks
Tittums Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 4:51 PM EST
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I didn't want to say anything dudes but aren't you dudes kind of treating objects like women?
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