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Qüædœñ Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 2:44 AM EST
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Alright, so I finally got around to my first post. Just wanted to stop by and drop a few lines. I figured since I've made a few purchases and read a few post, that it was time. Let the fun begin!!!! Herfing
Qüædœñ Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 3:14 AM EST
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Not sure how some of my message got cut off, but here it is now.

Do you all have any suggestions for a relatively cheap daily medium profile smoke for a daily smokin' noob?
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 5:24 AM EST
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Are you a native of this planet ?
KingoftheCove Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:47 AM EST
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I think he’s looking for the Mandolorian.
Dude! Mando ain’t here.............besides, he can’t smoke thru da mask!
Cheno Online
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:13 AM EST
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Qüædœñ wrote:
Not sure how some of my message got cut off, but here it is now.

Do you all have any suggestions for a relatively cheap daily medium profile smoke for a daily smokin' noob?



How cheap is relatively cheap?
Mandoman Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:52 AM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:

Dude! Mando ain’t here!



Wait? Wut?

I never left!
gummy jones Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:56 AM EST
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Qüædœñ wrote:
Not sure how some of my message got cut off, but here it is now.

Do you all have any suggestions for a relatively cheap daily medium profile smoke for a daily smokin' noob?


white owl grape or pineapple if you are feeling fancy
KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:01 AM EST
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Mandoman wrote:
Wait? Wut?

I never left!

Ha!
d'oh!
My bad...
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:23 AM EST
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The path to great cheap cigars lies in a great book:

How to bet on cigar forums and influence People

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Cigardude7
Qüædœñ Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:28 AM EST
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Looking for a good bundle or box for around $70 or less.
Qüædœñ Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:28 AM EST
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Mostly. If we are still considering Louisiana to be part of Earth. 😆
KingoftheCove Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:46 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
The path to great cheap cigars lies in a great book:

How to bet on cigar forums and influence People

By
Cigardude7

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C2jmdJEnc
USNGunner Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 12:02 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C2jmdJEnc


That was a rousing performance I had not seen before. Very cool. Thanks.
Cheno Online
#14 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 12:32 PM EST
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Whistlebritches Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 1:55 PM EST
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I have my suspicions about this "NEW" person.Could this be someone we already know??I think so
Qüædœñ Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 2:21 PM EST
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Whistle, Trust me..... I am a new guy. I swear!

The name I chose is from my kid. She used to call me Quadon instead of Clayton.
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 2:38 PM EST
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welcome to the madhouse Quadon...

the Gilberto Oliva Reserva is a pretty good everyday smoke, and can often be found for about $55 per box of robustos on some auction sites and on specials at other sites.
USNGunner Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 3:20 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I have my suspicions about this "NEW" person.Could this be someone we already know??I think so



Yeah, the way he bumped the acronyms and read me files reeks of a fog.
clintCigar Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 3:26 PM EST
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Welcome to earth or hell or heaven or whatever this place is. LOL

These are decent budget mild-medium Connecticut imo:

https://www.cigarbid.com...de-grown-cigars/3404947/
Qüædœñ Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 3:45 PM EST
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You guys are funny. Who do you think I am?
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 5:01 PM EST
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CP3o
USNGunner Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 6:06 PM EST
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Qüædœñ wrote:
You guys are funny. Who do you think I am?


The Nutria?
Qüædœñ Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:34 PM EST
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I dont know what that is Guns. You still in the Navy?
corey sellers Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:37 PM EST
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Cros is back
corey sellers Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:38 PM EST
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Sorry I did not read anything above
USNGunner Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:11 PM EST
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Qüædœñ wrote:
I dont know what that is Guns. You still in the Navy?


This statement, pretty much means that this one:


Qüædœñ wrote:
Mostly. If we are still considering Louisiana to be part of Earth. 😆


Is bull****e. There ain't nobody in Louisiana that doesn't know what a nutria is. Shame on you

And no, I retired in 1998, but thanks for asking.
Qüædœñ Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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I meant that I didnt know what you meant by it. I know what it is.

And me too. I medically retired from the Army in 15.
Numismaniac Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:48 PM EST
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Thanks for your service
Qüædœñ Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:50 PM EST
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Thanks you Numismaniac

Hey Guns, check your PMs
Numismaniac Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:00 PM EST
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You're quite welcome, hehe
Sunoverbeach Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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Greetings, FNG. I'm SOB. Hope all is OK and not FUBAR. If the FOG's suspicions are unfounded, Tony will be back with some FAQs. TTYL

BTW and/or FYI - Always felt La Aurora made some pretty good smokes that weren't too strong and can generally be had for a decent price
Qüædœñ Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:08 PM EST
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I looked for a few of those at a B&M in Alexandria today. They didnt really have what I wanted. They did however have a My Father Le Bijou for $16. Thats just a ridiculous price!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:23 PM EST
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Le Bijou is a tasty smoke, but yeah, MF can be pricey. Also, probably a little heavier than you're looking for given your medium preference
Qüædœñ Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:25 PM EST
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Well the medium is just for a daily burner. I like a good heavy smoke at the end of the day.
Qüædœñ Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:26 PM EST
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Daily as in 4 to 5 times a day.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:31 PM EST
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In that case, skip a day or two of silly stuff like food, save up some cash and have at it
Qüædœñ Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:45 PM EST
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😂😂 Na I picked up a 20 of Quarum Classic Robustos to tide me over till my other orders come in.
tonygraz Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:09 AM EST
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To determine who you are, what planet you are from and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or MaryAnn ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Qüædœñ Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:04 PM EST
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1. Waffles - Just not Twatwaffles. They suck!
2. Only if its around midnight in Bora Bora with a stripper.
3. Both - AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!
4. As long as its no where near the desert. Ive had enough of that!
5. It depends on the type of humidor. If its wooden and I want to bring out the cedar notes, then it needs to be off. If its acrylic then it doesn't matter, just leave them on.
6. Ginger - MaryAnn is still pissed ay me for the stripper in Bora Bora. Also, how was I supposed to know she didn't like to be choked?
7. Gonna go with David Lee the ball player.
8. Sidney Toler - Oland is a creepy looking ****.
9. I did 3 months once in Istanbul when the Emniyet Genel Müdürlügü (Polis) discovered that myself and Mustafa Sentop were drug mules trafficking heroin to the U.K.
10. My life is a Gladiator movie!!
11. Dogs - Cane Corsos mostly. Beautiful creatures!!
12. Women - Just one now tho. My gorgeous wife. She's great!!
13. Meticulous folds!! (OCD)
14. Sit - She cant just squat on your face, that doesn't work right.
15. Yeah - damn Inside Out when BingBong disappeared into the darkness and we realized she'd never remember him again.
16. Butter makes everything better. Margarine is supposedly only one molecule away from being plastic.

* BTW - If there are any "SNOWFLAKES" reading this, most of these are just a joke. Don't get all offended, grow up!! 😆
clintCigar Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:06 PM EST
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Lol. U might be in the right place. Snowflakes don't make it too long round these parts.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:39 PM EST
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Well until around April or May anyway
Qüædœñ Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 4:50 PM EST
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That's good to know S.O.B 😆
Sunoverbeach Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 7:17 AM EST
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Tough luck about. MaryAnn. I'll console her for ya
Qüædœñ Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 11:53 PM EST
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She'll get over it. 😆
Sunoverbeach Offline
#45 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 9:13 AM EST
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Of course she will. I'm a helluva consoler
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