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W.U.H.A.N. cHiNa on "LOCKDOWN" , Travel B.A.N....SNAKES BLAMED FOR VIRUS
Mr. Jones Online
#1 Posted:
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Posts: 19,359
ram27bat

Soooooo, three cities in China have travel bans now!!! WuHAn,Huanggang (where Victor caught it),eZhOu,zHIjiAnG and cHiBi-chibanga-chabo0oohoo0oo & (chim chim chireeee)

Scientists have traced the virus strain back to "possibly" back to the
Chinese krait snake or the Chinese cobra
Both of which are highly venomous...
Both SArS and MeRS ARE ZOONTONIC VIRUSES meaning the first human victims were infected directly from animals ...
The snakes EAT DA' BATS in the wild and get coronavirus virus from them...then the snakes crawled up VICTOR809'S B.U.T.T. and hitched a ride to Mobile, Alabama...the rest is history...

The virus is AIRBORNE...

I once knew a guy who went to a SUSHI RESTAURANT for lunch and bought the
"All you can eat" special...
He started sharing plates of sushi to other people at the table...he pushed these antics to the MAX...then the restaurant owner came over and yelled at him..."All you can eat sushi...just for you...not them...only you allowed...you break rule...Y.O.U. BANNED!!! YOU BANNED FOREVER!!! YOU BANNED FOR L.I.F.E.!!!
YOU NO COME BACK!!!
YIIIIIIII YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
GO NOW!!! YOU GO NOW!!!"
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted:
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I've had it with these mutherfukin snakes on mutherfukin planes
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted:
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Mr. Jones...your post reminded me of the late great comedian John Pinette


https://youtu.be/51rHWly7sHA


"You been here 4 ahwahs you go now!"
Tittums Offline
#4 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
BATS in the wild and get coronavirus virus from them...then the snakes crawled up VICTOR809'S B.U.T.T. and hitched a ride to Mobile, Alabama...the rest is history...


Did they come out of the cave where batman screws the bats? I hear he screws the bats and maybe this virus was an STD all along...
fishinguitarman Offline
#5 Posted:
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Did the snake that crawled up vickis b u t die too?? It certainly should have!
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted:
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Ya know Jones .... Just keep in mind I went into your hut and licked all your spoons.
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted:
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Sorry... H.U.T.
Mr. Jones Online
#8 Posted:
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#6 & #7

Haaaa Haaaaaa!!!
LMAO!!!
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted:
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That last lick wasn't your spoon though. You are a heavy sleeper.
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted:
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...and that's how Jones's chickens got the Corona virus...
fishinguitarman Offline
#11 Posted:
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You mean from when you went there... at least you finally admit it
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted:
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I think he was talkin bout lickin Jones' cox
USNGunner Offline
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It's Morty's fault. He messed with the snake planet and now this. ThumbDown
Tittums Offline
#14 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
It's Morty's fault. He messed with the snake planet and now this. ThumbDown


Time to find a universe where there is no Cuba embargo.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
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I watched a segment from my buddy Dr. Berg yeasterday. According to him, Coronaviruses have a 2 to 5 day incubation period where the carrier does not show any symptoms, yet is still highly contagious. So screening people coming into this country by looking just for active symptoms will not protect us. The virus can enter it's host through any mucus membrane including the mouth, nose, EYES, and genitals, so wearing a mask only provides minimum protection. The virus can also live on surfaces for up to 5 days. So if an infected person (even if they are not yet showing any symptons) where to cough or sneeze, surfaces within as much as 15' could infect people for up to 5 days. Currently the virus is only deadly to the very young, old or sickly, but Coronaviruses have been known to mutate into more aggressive forms. Something to think about. Oh, plus there are currently no antiviral medications that work on this Coronavirus.

David
Mr. Jones Online
#16 Posted:
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Spitting Cobra's are to B.L.A.M.E
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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don't ever let there be any Snakes on a Plane...

speciarree ... not Klaits or Coblas
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted:
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I think I read it was bats, not snakes.... bat soup or something like that.... which sounds kind of tasty.
ZRX1200 Offline
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^ well baseball bats are kind of Freudian so I’m not shocked that you’d put one in your mouth....




Mellow
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
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The Chinese government has just stated that the incubation period for this virus is 1 to 14 days. That means that travelers could be walking around our country for up to 2 weeks infecting others without showing any symptoms.

David
victor809 Offline
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
The Chinese government has just stated that the incubation period for this virus is 1 to 14 days. That means that travelers could be walking around our country for up to 2 weeks infecting others without showing any symptoms.

David


That's not really unusual for any illness.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
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Though it may not be unusual, my point is that our current screening process, where we are just looking for travelers with active symptoms is a joke.

David
victor809 Offline
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I mean, I don't think it's doing anything more than screening out the easy wins. But if you wanted to actually make the chances of an infected person making it into the US less than 10% you would strangle air travel. That's not really acceptable. Especially for something as non-deadly as this
delta1 Offline
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guess the past flu season wasn't deadly enough, so the public health alarmist reporters among the national media have found the next boogeyman to scare everybody...

btw...did we ever find a cure for ebola?
Mr. Jones Online
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Yes....

The cure is...

Quit bangin' monkeys and eating raw monkey meat...
delta1 Offline
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oooofff...you gonna tell ZRX?
ZRX1200 Offline
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Maybe that’s why Victor blows em......
clintCigar Offline
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https://weather.com/health/cold-flu/news/2020-01-26-coronavirus-spreads-us-evacautions-canada-case-death-toll-rises
Mr. Jones Online
#29 Posted:
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Took just 9 days to build that 1,000 bed hospital...

8th wonder of the world?

Just read:
In Wuhan city alone...
As of last friday
Approx. 11,791confirmed cases
259 deaths
So 11,791 divided by 259 = a 4.226% ?death rate...
( CorREcT mY maTH if I'm wRONG)
Not a pandemic yet , but major potential for one.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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member when swine flu/ h1n1 was gonna kill us all?

and then we found out that - like most illnesses - it pretty much just kills people who already have compromised immune systems...

some folk need to stop watching the news...
opelmanta1900 Offline
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And Jones - You growing potatoes yet?
Mr. Jones Online
#32 Posted:
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Sort of ...Opel...

February is to early to plant...

Had a great crop of red potatoes in our raised bed garden with loamy Sandy and 6 years of composting leaves and mushroom soil ALL MIXED TOGETHER...
PUT THEM IN A HEAVY DUTY vege/ fuit box with newspapers and forgot about them , prolly 15 lbs...
Now the red spuds all have 6-10 sprouts growing out of them!!! Maybe this year I'll double the 15 to 30 lbs?

Still gotta read your potatoes suggestion in that prior 500...
Been busy as hell lately scrounging for income any way I can sure takes mucho time with little return but I have to do it to pay bills...
delta1 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
member when swine flu/ h1n1 was gonna kill us all?

and then we found out that - like most illnesses - it pretty much just kills people who already have compromised immune systems...

some folk need to stop watching the news...


yea...time for Trump to do something shady to get the Dems and the press all riled up..... again...
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