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Rushing home to receive $400 Cbid order before wife does!!
gboyet93 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2010
Posts: 7
I have been a Cbid member for 8 years, but never ordered this much at one time. My wife has never questioned my cigar purchasing, I just hate for her to visually see the size of this order!!
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
no. that is incorrect.
don't even try to minimize the damage...

it's been over 9.5 years, not 8.

NINE AND A HALF YEARS!

you didn't write, you didn't call.
your mother and I were worried sick...as if you give a chit.

and now you're a liar too?

I don't know how you can enjoy your "cigars".
Cheno Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,935
Oh boy. Need to get that post count up a little.
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Honestly... this post made me smile.
Stogie1020 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,231
Not going to lie, I have mine sent to my office.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
someone should tell him to have them shipped to work...
I would do it but my wife would kill me.
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Tell your wife to make you a sammich while you put the order away.
gboyet93 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2010
Posts: 7
I thought it was approaching 10 years, but didn’t want to overshoot! I do need to post more. In all, I have learned a lot over the years, and saved $1,000’s of dollars.
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
gboyet93 wrote:
I thought it was approaching 10 years, but didn’t want to overshoot! I do need to post more. In all, I have learned a lot over the years, and saved $1,000’s of dollars.

you couldn't have called...?
Tittums Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2019
Posts: 524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQCmR7Ylms
USNGunner Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
Frank has really been worried. You need to make amends.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Tittums wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSQCmR7Ylms

such a great movie.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
USNGunner wrote:
Frank has really been worried. You need to make amends.

is that the medicated powder?
Dg west deptford Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
When I discovered auctions a few years ago my gar budget went down by at least $100 per month. And that was my redeeming argument Everytime she fussed. Now that I've discovered the premium boutique's that's all blown to smitherings. I'm a self employed contractor though so I'm raising my prices so I have a counter point for my when she protests.
The price of your remodel has gone up.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
1) start a UPS account (free)
2) select the tracking #
3) select change delivery
4) select hold at UPS location and select the closest to you or on your daily route ($3.50 charge to upgrade to UPS Ground)
5) pick up at your convenience and sneak into the house when opportune
6) revel in the marital bliss
gboyet93 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2010
Posts: 7
Update... no one is the wiser! I have already put everything away nicely, cut down the box, and put it all in the neighbor’s recycling bin. I feel so proud...
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
well you got my brains.
Hope you got mom's looks.
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
When she gets home get your balls out of her purse and polish them up and start back using them.

Daiiim guys y'all are getting soft.




ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Let us know when you broad let’s you play with your balls again bro...

(Obviously for #16 not 17....)
corey sellers Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Obviously



Z he might like camping
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
I love the look on their face when I say we’re gonna play “house” now and ask “do you want to be the husband or the wife?”
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
uh oh...goodboytoy done got Frank riled...


$400 for one purchase? doesn't seem worth the effort for subterfuge...
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
delta1 wrote:
uh oh...goodboytoy done got Frank riled...

no call, no nuffin"!
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
right? and you and the lovely Caren have spent so much time and effort at proper upbringing...
KingoftheCove Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
corey sellers wrote:
When she gets home get your balls out of her purse and polish them up and start back using them.

Daiiim guys y'all are getting soft.





We’re kinda skeered he might be packin a “9”...
Mr. Jones Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Who on this forum "hasn't had to beat da' wifey home"
Before she found a M.A.S.S.I.V.E.
CIGARBID ORDER on the front porch?

IT'S WHAT W.E. Dooooooooo...

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
corey sellers Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
That's Frankie hell it's probably longer

Beer

Herfing
gboyet93 Offline
#28 Posted:
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Posts: 7
Keep the reply’s down, I don’t want her to go through my phone and find this post...
deadeyedick Online
#29 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
Gobyte,

Iffn' you like I could send ya some rubber bands to put on your pants legs to keep the ants from crawling up your leg and biting your candy ass.
KingoftheCove Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
gboyet93 wrote:
Keep the reply’s down, I don’t want her to go through my phone and find this post...

GBoy spent lots of $$$ on cigars!!



Does that help?
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
deadeyedick wrote:
Gobyte,

Iffn' you like I could send ya some rubber bands to put on your pants legs to keep the ants from crawling up your leg and biting your candy ass.


I love that line...

hey goodboytoy, deaddick used that line on me when I first joined CBid many years ago...welcome to the asylum
deadeyedick Online
#32 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
delta1 wrote:
I love that line...

hey goodboytoy, deaddick used that line on me when I first joined CBid many years ago...welcome to the asylum


Is this your way of getting even?
delta1 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
dayum...had my good eye closed...
corey sellers Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
I liked to had clean up Deadeyedick dammit boy
gboyet93 Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2010
Posts: 7
Too much attention, I’m going to be forced to delete my account now...
corey sellers Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Make sure you delete your history as well and don't forget to delete your porn accounts also. You don't want her knowing you like midget wrestling porn.

WTF

Did someone get bored ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
www.2Drafterxs1cup.com


For all your entertainment needs...

Mellow
izonfire Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
gboyet93 wrote:
Too much attention, I’m going to be forced to delete my account now...

Just turn off notifications gayboy
Cathcam13 Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
That’s the nice part about being single, no one cares if I drop my entire tax return on cigars. Yay!!!!!
CelticBomber Offline
#40 Posted:
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Posts: 6,786
frankj1 wrote:
you couldn't have called...?


You are on fire today! This made me belly laugh.
RMAN4443 Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
is that the medicated powder?

Nope, It's the Medicated Goo...fog

https://youtu.be/JPxN6zcLtPQ
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
CelticBomber wrote:
You are on fire today! This made me belly laugh.

I needed to get some stress out of my system and was home much of the day.
I use this place often that way.
clintCigar Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
It's been almost 10yrs and you're just now spending $400? Fuuckin n00b


Welcome to the madhouse! You will need to answer some questions other than Frank's.
gboyet93 Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 06-05-2010
Posts: 7
Oh no!! I have ordered monthly, bimonthly for almost 10 years. During that period of time, I haven’t received a single $402.00 shipment. I was truly just over excited to receive it today, and added a little drama to boost the excitement. I think I have spent around $530.00 this month on CBid, and around $60.00 at the local B&M. In all honesty, I’m trying to keep up with you clintcigar.
clintCigar Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
I see my reputation precedes me. LOL Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
gboyet93 wrote:
Oh no!! I have ordered monthly, bimonthly for almost 10 years. During that period of time, I haven’t received a single $402.00 shipment. I was truly just over excited to receive it today, and added a little drama to boost the excitement. I think I have spent around $530.00 this month on CBid, and around $60.00 at the local B&M. In all honesty, I’m trying to keep up with you clintcigar.

are you sticking around or what?
I prefer to rip off the bandaid if you know what I mean...I just can't deal with another 10 years of, of, nothingness.
gboyet93 Offline
#47 Posted:
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Posts: 7
Yes, I will put forth better effort going forward. Haha.
Palama Offline
#48 Posted:
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Anyone else with this problem?
deadeyedick Online
#49 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
Palama wrote:
Anyone else with this problem?


Often. I just point to her shoe collection.
Telecaster52 Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 04-22-2022
Posts: 597
No need to rush home. My boss keeps a close check on my card use.
Though I have found that having a cohort order and giving him cash works pretty good
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