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Pudding Mittens Offline
#1 Posted:
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holocube-->//transdimensional-space-cigars/

You can get more out of other malls, like those in Zoobimian sector of Mapooto IV galaxy.

This product is guaranteed to our customers of all planets and species that fresh molecularly-replicated cigars are safe.

The contract with the spacewarp-UPS is also in good condition. Delivery to any galaxy is possible.

Recommend you visit and buy using Space Federation Wealth Credits.

holocube-->//transdimensional-space-cigars/

Herfing
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Pudding Mittens Offline
#2 Posted:
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No replies. Geez, tough room! jester

(Y'see, making the spammer's "2020" into "2520" and then putting in a bunch of incomprehensible future-sounding schitt into his ad copy is a semi-absurdist way of mocking him. They say if you have to explain the joke you've failed, so I have failed. Mea culpa!)
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Plowboy221 Offline
#3 Posted:
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All the fog asleep.
Whistlebritches Offline
#4 Posted:
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Posts: 22,127
"fresh molecularly-replicated cigars are safe."

So says Ivan the little green man with vodka breath
clintCigar Offline
#5 Posted:
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I saw this on Futurama
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
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No, I got the joke immediately, and it was a good one. Try to give folks more then 2 hours to respond. I'm only here every few days.

David
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
Pudding Mittens wrote:
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No replies. Geez, tough room! jester

(Y'see, making the spammer's "2020" into "2520" and then putting in a bunch of incomprehensible future-sounding schitt into his ad copy is a semi-absurdist way of mocking him. They say if you have to explain the joke you've failed, so I have failed. Mea culpa!)
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Schitt - relax. Give it some time Puddin.
I just sat down with a cigar and some whiskey.

...and you know more than half of these nutjobs are staring at the floor right now
tonygraz Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
You really should do a poll to see if those looking at the ceiling are in the lead.
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
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sitting here with the dog, staring at the walls....Anxious
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