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Bar Soap... O.R... Liquid METRO BODY WASH ?
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Think

"Axe" me no questions...and I'll tell you no LiEs...

Me :
Irish Spring ICY BLAST Bar soap
LEVER 2000 BAR soap

If you use body wash...well...
Your sed-nin heavy and
a fAnCy METRO bOyEEE
USNGunner Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
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Quote:
Me :
Irish Spring ICY BLAST Bar soap
LEVER 2000 BAR soap


What kind of freaking girlie boy snowflake are you?

I butcher my hog and render down the lard to make lye soap, that's what a man uses.

Damnable soft hand city slickers!
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
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Nice comeback
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
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oooh, Vince. Do you offer that as an elective I could audit at the local Community College?


awesome post, btw!
USNGunner Offline
#5 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Nice comeback


Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!

frankj1 wrote:


oooh, Vince. Do you offer that as an elective I could audit at the local Community College?


awesome post, btw!


Ah, you're making me blush!

They do actually teach this one in Kentucky. I learned it from my Aunt and Grand-Parents in the 60's.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!



Ah, you're making me blush!

They do actually teach this one in Kentucky. I learned it from my Aunt and Grand-Parents in the 60's.

the 1860's?

It really was a great post, even Jones had to pause in admiration.
USNGunner Offline
#7 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
the 1860's?

It really was a great post, even Jones had to pause in admiration.


No, 1960's. My grand parents still used to shut off the heat in the upstairs and open the windows for winter. Gramps would slaughter a beef and a couple of hogs and hang them up there. Grandma would cut off what she wanted as she needed it. Hell they had an outhouse until the mid 70's when they got flooded out and bought a house trailer.

Gramps turned the old house into his garage.

No biggy. Just the way it was.
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
No, 1960's. My grand parents still used to shut off the heat in the upstairs and open the windows for winter. Gramps would slaughter a beef and a couple of hogs and hang them up there. Grandma would cut off what she wanted as she needed it. Hell they had an outhouse until the mid 70's when they got flooded out and bought a house trailer.

Gramps turned the old house into his garage.

No biggy. Just the way it was.

I was fooling around, but I don't laugh AT folks.
Certainly not folks like that.
USNGunner Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I was fooling around, but I don't laugh AT folks.
Certainly not folks like that.


Oh no Frank, I didn't think you were. Just fleshing those days out for some of the younger whippersnappers.

Folks just simply don't realize how far we have really came in technology in the last 50 years. I like to drive a milepost every now and then. ThumpUp
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Everyone’s cedar and citrus liquid soap and matching lotion.

I have an amazing complexion and great skin, wanna feel some?
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted:
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Lava, it's a great exfoliate.
8trackdisco Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 59,992
Mr. Jones wrote:
Think

"Axe" me no questions...and I'll tell you no LiEs...

Me :
Irish Spring ICY BLAST Bar soap
LEVER 2000 BAR soap

If you use body wash...well...
Your sed-nin heavy and
a fAnCy METRO bOyEEE


I'm simply relieved you are using soap after the deep see(sic) dumpster diving,

Body wash of some sort. Usually Old Spice, other stuff if I can save a buck.
rfenst Offline
#13 Posted:
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Dove bar.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Dove bar.

yup. the plain white original kind.
MACS Offline
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^Makes 3 of us... that's what the wife buys, so I use it.
Mr. Jones Offline
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#11,13,14,&15....You are REAL MEN.




8 track & ZRX u r BOTH metro fancy boyEEEESSSSSS
KingoftheCove Offline
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Dove here as well......the original.... not the scented chit......purchased in bulk.
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#11,13,14,&15....You are REAL MEN.
8 track & ZRX u r BOTH metro fancy boyEEEESSSSSS


Time Stamp: 55+ years it took for the first person to hand me the Metro Fancy Boy moniker.

Gotta run. Have yoga, transcendental chanting & meditation classes, followed by brunch at the Scarf & Ascot of the Month club.

Anybody seen my Adroomi driving shoes?
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted:
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BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You forgot your hot mud bath spa appointment...
Cheno Offline
#20 Posted:
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Y'all ain't living until you use this

https://ballwash.com/products/the-sack-pack
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#21 Posted:
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I'm not afraid to admit it. I make our own bath soap using a olive oil/honey/glycerin base and essential oils. I make our own foaming hand soap using water, Castile soap, fractured coconut oil, avocado oil and essential oils.

David
8trackdisco Offline
#22 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You forgot your hot mud bath spa appointment...


That was Wednesday. Thursday is the hot stones for the spine while listening whales singing.
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted:
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I like yoga, and yoga pants.
Speyside Offline
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Depends on who is wearing them and what they have on underneath Z.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Soap? Think
ZRX1200 Offline
#26 Posted:
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I always go commando.
Whistlebritches Offline
#27 Posted:
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Irish Spring bar...…..I like em all but it's usually Icy Blast
JadeRose Offline
#28 Posted:
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Dr. Bronners Liquid Castile Soap. Peppermint. Use it on body and hair and it makes your balls tingle with it's minty freshness.
engletl Offline
#29 Posted:
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Powdered soap















It takes longer to pick up when you drop it.........
Sunoverbeach Offline
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I don't think that's an advantage in the traditional soap dropping scenario
RMAN4443 Offline
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JadeRose wrote:
Dr. Bronners Liquid Castile Soap. Peppermint. Use it on body and hair and it makes your balls tingle with it's minty freshness.

You want a tingle, you should try my special blend, Vick's Vapo rub and Witch-hazel.....whew!! wash today, and tingle all week!!
JadeRose Offline
#32 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
You want a tingle, you should try my special blend, Vick's Vapo rub and Witch-hazel.....whew!! wash today, and tingle all week!!



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