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dharbolt Offline
#301 Posted:
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Nice try Eric.
erjaq Offline
#302 Posted:
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d'oh!

It's just...it's OK, I know your rep, and I don't want you to go crazy, that's all. I'm fine (somehow I feel like I'm digging myself a deeper hole with every word...)

My package to you should be showing up tomorrow. That should set the upper limit of your response. You've already sent one box, which counts!

ThumpUp Smile BigGrin
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#303 Posted:
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erjaq wrote:
d'oh!

It's just...it's OK, I know your rep, and I don't want you to go crazy, that's all. I'm fine (somehow I feel like I'm digging myself a deeper hole with every word...)

My package to you should be showing up tomorrow. That should set the upper limit of your response. You've already sent one box, which counts!

ThumpUp Smile BigGrin


My "rep"? Think

That's kinda funny, never knew I had one.

Gathering up stuff for your replacement box. Should be out shortly.


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#304 Posted:
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Not 'rep' in a bad way -- just that you like to destroy people's porches. ThumpUp

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#305 Posted:
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erjaq wrote:
Not 'rep' in a bad way -- just that you like to destroy people's porches. ThumpUp




Nah, not a destructive person at heart...a tad mischievous maybe....
05busa Offline
#306 Posted:
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Hehe
dharbolt Offline
#307 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
My "rep"? Think

That's kinda funny, never knew I had one.

Gathering up stuff for your replacement box. Should be out shortly.





Your "rep" as follows.

Went on a covert bombing run for months until someone finally started a bomb the "masked Hawaiian bomber" thread that after 4 months was resurrected and reenacted just cause.

That "rep". Just sayin..... BigGrin
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#308 Posted:
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LMAO!!!!Funny chit right there!!!
Palama Online
#309 Posted:
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EJ;

Figured out what went wrong. PMS.

I'm a dodo brain! Brick wall
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Palama, you got cramps??? there are pills for that you know.
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#311 Posted:
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rrumba wrote:
Palama, you got cramps??? there are pills for that you know.


You need to come up with some new commercials! The last one with the people doing the robot was a riot!!!
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#312 Posted:
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rrumba wrote:
Palama, you got cramps??? there are pills for that you know.


Funny guy! Brick wall
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#313 Posted:
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reckless wrote:
You need to come up with some new commercials! The last one with the people doing the robot was a riot!!!


Budget cuts. Hadda let some of the higher paid writers go.
dharbolt Offline
#314 Posted:
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Mr. Jaq...... I have something that belongs to you
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#315 Posted:
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dharbolt wrote:
Mr. Jaq...... I have something that belongs to you


Well, at least I got one address correct. Brick wall
erjaq Offline
#316 Posted:
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LOL

What's inside?
dharbolt Offline
#317 Posted:
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Ill open it up. the box is squished a little it will need repackaged. It seems there is some extra room inside as well. Think
ZRX1200 Offline
#318 Posted:
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Someone really should start a "How to" thread for labeling.....
dharbolt Offline
#319 Posted:
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I have been implored by both parties to keep said box so...

Palama tried to smack the hell out off erjaq with:

Bag of one ton chips (hehe)
Teriyaki Ahi Tuna jerkey
Onion pepper marlin jerkey
chocolate covered macadamia nut candy
Back scratcher
Celebrator goat

Af hemi sig natty
olive g perfecto and special g
Pcr
petite tat reserva maduro
JDN machitos 446


Nice nut stomp. all will definitely be enjoyed by Mr not erjaq. (me).

In all seriousness you are too kind Palama, and I now owe you one again.... hehe
erjaq Offline
#320 Posted:
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Dayum! That all sounds awesome. What is a celebrator goat, though?
ZRX1200 Offline
#321 Posted:
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Beer I think is what he's referring to.
dharbolt Offline
#322 Posted:
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erjaq wrote:
Dayum! That all sounds awesome. What is a celebrator goat, though?



Its the little plastic goat that comes on a bottle of celebrator ( beer )
ZRX1200 Offline
#323 Posted:
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Goat but no beer?
Palama Online
#324 Posted:
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Dayum! Is that what I sent? Why in the world did I send mac nuts? Isn't this a jerky trade? I musta been slightly off when I addressed that box.

Ayinger Celebrator - dayum fine German double bock!
erjaq Offline
#325 Posted:
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Oh, that goat Beer

Palama, I do believe that you were slightly off when you sent that. I also believe that you're slightly off right now. And at all other times, too. Am I right?
dharbolt Offline
#326 Posted:
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Palama is no more off than the rest of us
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#327 Posted:
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Affirmative.
erjaq Offline
#328 Posted:
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Wink
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#329 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Goat but no beer?


Box was packed with jerky and some other "stuffs" so no room for leakproof wrapping and protection of some beer. Maybe next time. Gonz
erjaq Offline
#330 Posted:
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Holy crud, Palama's box landed, and I'm blown away. Awesome collection of smokes and snacks and assorted goodies.

Kaimana Ahi Tuna Jerky -- drooling
2 bags of One-Ton chips -- I'm gonna look just like this guy after eating these, right?
Rocky's Smoked Cuttlefish
Rocky's Seafood Combo -- both of these look tasty
Hawaii Mints -- post smoke?
back scratcher -- killer
2 packets of Vanilla Macadamia Nut coffee -- yum
America's best tasting cookies (Chocolate Chip with Macadamia Nut) -- w'hoo
2 packets of drink mix -- Passion Orange and Pineapple Orange, yum

and 6 primo smokes

AF Flor Fina 8-5-8 -- nh
AF Gran Reserva -- nh
Padron x000 -- can never tell these apart, but love 'em all
Camacho Triple Maduro -- love these
MUWAT Baitfish -- had my first recently and decided to get more
Oliva Serie G Maduro -- nh

Conan, thanks for this awesome hit, I'll be enjoying it all. Mahalos.
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#331 Posted:
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EJ;

Oh man, so relieved that I *finally* addressed a box correctly to you Frying pan After the mis-addressed box fug up, you certainly deserved a good replacement.

The 8-5-8 is a maduro, the other Fuente is a Hemingway Signature Natural. The Padron is a Londres Maduro. Yeah, I like maddies...can you tell?

Enjoy braddah!
erjaq Offline
#332 Posted:
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Got it, thanks for the help. I too like maduros...

You can be very sure that I will enjoy all of this!
dharbolt Offline
#333 Posted:
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Nice hit there, love that smoked squid, and the one ton chips are quite possibly the best thing in a bag ever conceived.
erjaq Offline
#334 Posted:
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Man, you weren't kidding about those One Ton chips. I finished the bag within 10 minutes of opening them. Thanks again Conan.
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#335 Posted:
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erjaq wrote:
Man, you weren't kidding about those One Ton chips. I finished the bag within 10 minutes of opening them. Thanks again Conan.


Something tells me you're not gonna look like the guy on the bag if you continue to do that. d'oh!
erjaq Offline
#336 Posted:
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What? NO

Man, that is some false advertising. Duped again!
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#337 Posted:
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erjaq wrote:
What? NO

Man, that is some false advertising. Duped again!


Maybe they meant you'd weight a ton if you keep eating them?
05busa Offline
#338 Posted:
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yumm
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#339 Posted:
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Brings back some memories.
Palama Online
#340 Posted:
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This is the one I was originally thinking about.

Weapon X / Kevin was a cool guy.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#341 Posted:
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But wait how was the tuna jerky? This is important business
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#342 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
This is the one I was originally thinking about.

Weapon X / Kevin was a cool guy.


And a pretty good golfer IIRC.
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#343 Posted:
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Jakethesnake86 wrote:
But wait how was the tuna jerky? This is important business


I liked the teriyaki and lemon pepper variants the best but I grew up eating dried aku so ahi jerky was an upgrade. Better meat, sliced thin and fancy flavors instead of the 1” strips and mebbe just a shoyu soak. Unfortunately while the initial pricing was decently affordable, it’s now borderline ridiculous. I haven’t priced it out lately but iirc, on sale, a 2-1/2 oz. bag is like $5 so looking at $32 a pound! Ten years ago the bag was $4 but it was 4 or 5 oz. instead!
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#344 Posted:
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For some strange reason I have an urge to buy a dehydrator and make some jerky and dried fruit.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#345 Posted:
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I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow
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#346 Posted:
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I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow
Palama Online
#347 Posted:
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Jakethesnake86 wrote:
I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow


I bet cooking appliances, like exercise equipment, get used a lot in the first 6 months / year and then once the thrill is gone, they get stored away and almost forgotten.
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#348 Posted:
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Jakethesnake86 wrote:
I have a dehydrator it was super fun for awhile. Need to bust him back out. I like jerky quite a bit


^^^ I’m not a very good golfer but I can occasionally sneak into the mid 80s. Or I can shoot 100. Going to a decent course tomorrow lotta water and you have to play left and right so it’s pretty fun. Best I’ve shot there is an 89

Prolly be mid 90s tomorrow


I bet cooking appliances, like exercise equipment, get used a lot in the first 6 months / year and then once the thrill is gone, they get stored away and almost forgotten.

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