We went by Costco today, TOILET PAPER, 1 PER MEMBERSHIP!
Everybody in the store had a pack in their cart. We wandered back that way, there was 1/2 a stack? I looked at the wife, we didn't really need any. So we grabbed a pack.
Spent the rest of the time wandering through the store telling anyone that would listen "Yep! Didn't need it. We're hoarders."
Good times.