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clintCigar Offline
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Anxious
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izonfire Offline
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Crack me up!!!
clintCigar Offline
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ma crack be dirty
CelticBomber Offline
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Color me lucky! There was a fundraising raffle at the Synagogue and one of the prizes was 2 giant cases of toilet paper. One of the members owns a paper company and donated it. Won 2 cases, 96 rolls per case of their top of the line deluxe TP. I'm sitting and smelling pretty! I might have to go buy a gun if this goes on to long and word gets out... now that I think about it, forget I said this!
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We have a local Kimberly-Clark factory cranking out TP by the mile 7/24, please. keep buying.
corey sellers Offline
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TP shelves are empty down here I found some at Home depot but they didn't have much. Bleach,hand sanitizer, disinfectants shelves are empty.
CelticBomber Offline
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I just had a thought.... I can start bombing people with TP instead of smokes. I'll be a national treasure!
clintCigar Offline
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TP Bomb FTW!
corey sellers Offline
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Hell I did not have but 4 rolls left in the house. Decided not to eat Taco Bell today.
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yeah, stay away from rental food
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Local groceries still fully stocked. Will trade rolls for your best Gurkhas... unless you've already used them as TP substitute
izonfire Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
yeah, stay away from rental food

Yeah, there's a high rate of eviction..
CelticBomber Offline
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I ordered 10 soft taco's yesterday! Two cases of TP make me a bold man! I had soft taco's for dinner and breakfast!
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CelticBomber wrote:
I ordered 10 soft taco's yesterday! Two cases of TP make me a bold man! I had soft taco's for dinner and breakfast!

Add a can of green chiles.
That always makes me blow a gasket...
Full of crap
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Reports of fully stocked shelves now old news. The public descended on them like a plague of locusts and stripped everything bare. Saw a shouting match over one pack I thought was going to come to blows. Our house is stocked for about 4-5wks depending on what's for dinner. Planning to serve cheese wrapped in more cheese. Bind everyone up good for a while
clintCigar Offline
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in case of emergency:

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Cheno Offline
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We got the TP. We are good. I picked up meds for the kids so there wife doesn't have to leave the house. Food we are good on, and if this 2 week school shut down goes longer or stores are bare we have the emergency supply.
CelticBomber Offline
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Cheno wrote:
We got the TP. We are good. I picked up meds for the kids so there wife doesn't have to leave the house. Food we are good on, and if this 2 week school shut down goes longer or stores are bare we have the emergency supply.


I'm in the same place except if this goes on long enough my emergency supply is the kids. I can eat them to survive then make two more that look just like them! As long as they haven't seen the movie Alive(1993) they should have no idea until it's too late!
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Good idea. Glad ours is home for an extended spring break. Except the little punk's been losing weight. Gonna have to fatten him up first
izonfire Offline
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CelticBomber wrote:
I'm in the same place except if this goes on long enough my emergency supply is the kids. I can eat them to survive then make two more that look just like them! As long as they haven't seen the movie Alive(1993) they should have no idea until it's too late!

I would off 'em now as long as you have the available freezer space.
Otherwise, they're just a waste of resources...
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We went by Costco today, TOILET PAPER, 1 PER MEMBERSHIP!

Everybody in the store had a pack in their cart. We wandered back that way, there was 1/2 a stack? I looked at the wife, we didn't really need any. So we grabbed a pack.

Spent the rest of the time wandering through the store telling anyone that would listen "Yep! Didn't need it. We're hoarders."

Good times. BigGrinThumpUp
izonfire Offline
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USNGunner wrote:
We went by Costco today, TOILET PAPER, 1 PER MEMBERSHIP!

Everybody in the store had a pack in their cart. We wandered back that way, there was 1/2 a stack? I looked at the wife, we didn't really need any. So we grabbed a pack.

Spent the rest of the time wandering through the store telling anyone that would listen "Yep! Didn't need it. We're hoarders."

Good times. BigGrinThumpUp

Well, they knew you was all's full a schitt.
Only a matter of time till it comes out...
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Went to Costco today. Jackpot! 1 TOILET PAPER, 1 PAPER TOWELS, 2 BOXES GLOVES. By the time I walked out about 20 later, they were all gone. The gloves seem a little silly, but if I'm opening a rest room door, pumping gas, or handling any other high use public item on they go.
izonfire Offline
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I’ve got nitrile gloves and hand sanitizer with me at all times.
I approach every object as if Delta touched it...
Speyside Offline
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Double gloves?
delta1 Offline
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OhMyGod




Mad
izonfire Offline
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Silenced
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corey sellers wrote:
TP shelves are empty down here I found some at Home depot but they didn't have much. Bleach,hand sanitizer, disinfectants shelves are empty.


Above 500 grit I hope. fog
izonfire Offline
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thurson wrote:
Above 500 grit I hope. fog

Abrasive!
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