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I Knew it Was a Pandemic BEFORE It Snuck Up on Us
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delta1 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 5:53 PM EST
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this is a mash-up of two separate Trump statements: 1) "I knew this was a pandemic before the experts called it a pandemic; 2) "it snuck up on us"


Like Nixon's famous whine, "I'm NOT a crook" this will be the signature quote for which Trump's Presidency will be historically known..."it snuck up on us"
Krazeehorse Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 5:56 PM EST
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I doubt it will be a signature quote but def one he wishes he hadn't made.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 5:58 PM EST
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Lemme see...same virus on different continents...yeah pandemic.
gummy jones Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 6:00 PM EST
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his word vomit gets old

but i have a feeling that even if he was a nice guy punching bag the haters would still hate him
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 6:05 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Lemme see...same virus on different continents...yeah pandemic.


that's not the kernel, Doc...
fishinguitarman Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 6:08 PM EST
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Or

I did NOT HAVE SEX with that woman”

(DNA)🦴
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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yep, with that bent finger jab...
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 6:43 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Or

I did NOT HAVE SEX with that woman”

(DNA)🦴

while thousands died
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
while hundreds of thousands died


Fixed it for ya!

Hell it could actually be millions.
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 9:46 PM EST
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I truely think he can't help but make those statements. He is a pathological liar. Plus when angry, cornered, or caught in a lie it gets worse. Are you sure we haven't all died and this is hell?
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 10:49 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Fixed it for ya!

Hell it could actually be millions.

the blue dress pandemic...man that was a scary time for humanity.
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 10:55 PM EST
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CelticBomber Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 11:11 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Or

I did NOT HAVE SEX with that woman”

(DNA)🦴



Does this work for you? The current President is handling a serious situation very badly and your response is to go back over 20 years and say "Look! See what a Democrat did!" Same old argument. They did something bad, which we wanted him crucified for but, when my guy does it you all are just haters? Chaplin got it right '...Machine men with machine minds..." How did Trump get elected anyway? Weren't you all absolutely positive Obama was going to crown himself King? I seem to remember a gnashing of teeth and women wailing over that. RollEyes
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 18 2020, 11:20 PM EST
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All I can say about the O.P. is...

That is TRUMP LOGIC verbally expressed by his mind to you...

If it makes no sense?

Then refer to my second sentence.
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