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Last post 3 years ago by KingoftheCove. 14 replies replies.
Can I just buy an item at max pricing? Some of us have better things to do all day.
Vonharmon Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-28-2020
Posts: 2
Can I just purchase items at max pricing instead of the SLOW BIDDING process?
KingoftheCove Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
Why of course.
An even better trick?
Send a PM to JadeRose, and bid $5 UNDER MSRP, and he will make sure you win, AND include a pack of matches with your order!
Winning!
Stogie1020 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,231
Max pricing plus 20%. I mean, you do tip, right?
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
you have relatives in Chermany, maybe?
skillett Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2012
Posts: 156
20% over suggested MSRP really speeds up transactions and cancels that product from being offered in the future. :)
MACS Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Well... I never!!

Just go to cigarsinternational, find whatever the f*** you want... and pay retail for it, genius.
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
But MACS - Cigar.com is even more expensive and better for someone who wants to pay more. He should have one of his personal assistants buy his cigars.
MACS Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Well then just order them from a B&M in Commiefornia and pay exorbitant taxes on it, while you're at it...
izonfire Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
As Mark Harmon's Nazi doppelgänger, he's very particular about how he acquires his smokes.

He doesn't want to go to a retail site. He wants to get them here at a cigar auction site.
He wants the cigars that are on auction, but he doesn't want to wait for the auction to end.
And he doesn't want to have to bid on the cigars that are on auction.
He just wants to buy them at retail. But not at a retail site.
As if the cigars were not really on auction. Which they are.

I mean sure, it seems like he's a complete moron, but he's actually just unique.
And I am willing to bend the rules here to accommodate such a discriminating individual.

Vonharmon, just PM me your credit card info and your preferred smokes, and I'll take care of it.
No hassles, I gotchya covered.

And perhaps the rest of you guys can learn to be a little more accommodating.
A little kindness goes a long way...
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
izonfire wrote:
...
A little kindness goes a long way...


It got Kodiak to call 13 of us commies, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Lately I feel that a good deed will often get you a kick in the azz.




frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
izon wrote:

I mean sure, it seems like he's a complete moron, but he's actually just unique.


makes my polite insults seem downright nasty.

Bravo!
jjanecka Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I thought I was getting a deal on Caldwell's last Tsar buying it direct from a Caldwell event because one of the asshats in my old cigar group was touting how rare they were. Then I found out I could have won a box here for $40. Last time I will ever take advice from other people.
SirKnight Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2018
Posts: 605
What! So the more you paid for them the better they are?! Been doing this all wrong. Just try overbidding.
KingoftheCove Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
jjanecka wrote:
I thought I was getting a deal on Caldwell's last Tsar buying it direct from a Caldwell event because one of the asshats in my old cigar group was touting how rare they were. Then I found out I could have won a box here for $40. Last time I will ever take advice from other people.

Seriously JJ?
The event Caldwells are the REAL deal.
The ones here Internet cigars....
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