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deadeyedick Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,961

G1 For Seniors.

Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics.

Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.

If ant's gather: DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE

If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL

If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS

If you return to your house with your **** outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?
deadeyedick Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,961
delta1 wrote:
...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?


I don't remember.Think
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
deadeyedick wrote:
I don't remember.Think

your fly is down
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680

LOL
CelticBomber Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Just canceled my wife's Dr's appointment. Can't wait to explain to her why!
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
delta1 wrote:
...checked off four of those boxes...what do I win?


Depends
USNGunner Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
tonygraz wrote:
Depends



Ensure?
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,961
frankj1 wrote:
your fly is down


Your osteo must be a biotch!
Panama Red1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2013
Posts: 82
Neighbors called the police on me for the first suggestion. guess they got no idea about science !
tonygraz Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Probably deep in debt to Quest too.
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