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Baby Contest, 1 - WINNER!!!
delta1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
It's time to celebrate a new addition to our family!!! My nephew and his lovely wife are expecting their first child. The baby is due on April 19. It will be my sister's first grandchild, and she is ecstatic.

To add some excitement for these especially joyous occasions, I will send a fiver of "decent" celebratory cigars to the person who makes the closest guess of the weight and length of the baby.

The weight will be converted to ounces, so if the baby's weight at birth is 5 pounds 8 ounces, it is: 80 + 8 = 88
This number is added to the length, in inches: for example 15 1/2 inches = 15.5
The total and the guess would be: 88 + 15.5 = 103.5

please note that the above is an illustration example only and should not be interpreted as close to an accurate guess.

One guess per person.

Tie-breaker: post your guess for the actual date and time (local time on the birth certificate)... the closest time could be under or over.




stay tuned...more happiness to come...
stinger88 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
I will go with 141.

Tiebreaker: April 8th @ 1430.

Congrats and thanks for including us in the fun.

David
Cheno Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,935
137
4/20 @ 1235

Thanks
engletl Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
146.75

0415 (am) on 04/15
Golden Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-21-2016
Posts: 119
Congrats on the future family member

Ima go with 140

1115am on 4/17

deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
131 and April 10th

Congrats!
jespear Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
143
april 17th 0610

You have my address already !Sipping tea
CelticBomber Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
120

April 20th 1600 Local


Gotta say, I'm a bit disappointed. From the title I thought a baby was up for grabs. Do you know how much a baby is worth on the open market/?
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
#7 and #8


you guys are hilarious...thanks for making this fun...
CelticBomber Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
delta1 wrote:
#7 and #8


you guys are hilarious...thanks for making this fun...


Does this give me any kind of advantage? I'm willing to bribe, By the way... For the young ladies sake (and mine) I hope the first few guesses are wrong. Otherwise she's giving birth to a BIG baby! Ouchy!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
I'll go 150 just to try to avoid Price is Righting anybody. So here's hoping you've got some oversized genes in your family, Al.

April 25 @ 12:30pm. Li'l bugger will use the extra days to bulk up
delta1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
sunuvab!tch...too funny...
Palama Online
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,461
Thanks for the contest Al!

My guesses:

123.5
April 19
2:38 p.m.
streetrod Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 08-16-2007
Posts: 2,110
First: congrats to the family!

139.6
April 21
7.15 AM
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Congratulations Delta

126.5

April 22 12:45 PM

Thanks for the contest
AKDAVE Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2018
Posts: 227
Congratulations to you, your nephew and his wife...….

119

April 22 2:00 am
SirKnight Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2018
Posts: 605
April 18 1023am

159.5

Congrats, babies are a blessing from God. Enjoy the tyke.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Don't you try to horn in on my oversized grandbaby winnings
SirKnight Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2018
Posts: 605
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Don't you try to horn in on my oversized grandbaby winnings


All my kids were bruisers other than our first who was a premie.
benja123 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
Congratulations Delta to the entire family

I'm too new here to put my handout but we have our first grandchild due mid July, maybe baby contest #2?
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
absolutely! these are special occasions that require a celebration...feel free to make a guess
CelticBomber Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
delta1 wrote:
absolutely! these are special occasions that require a celebration...feel free to make a guess



My guess is human baby? What do I win? One Ton Chips? Free Stuff? All your Unicorns? Awesome! You know where to find me;-p
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
120
4-20
12 - the stroke of midnight

Wishing you a healthy happy granbaby!
chazbo Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,159
Congrats Delta, keep spreading that gene😁
133
April 15, 6pm
benja123 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2015
Posts: 1,269
ok here goes
124 (average of my 2 perfect sons) birthsize not iq smartazzes
4-21
1400
Whistlebritches Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
115


4/22/20 @ 0230
gummy jones Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
125.5
4 19 2020 @1127
delta1 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
better get your guesses in...can't win if you don't guess
lance4824 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
128

April 18th 2:30pm

Congrats.....
delta1 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
delta1 wrote:
better get your guesses in...can't win if you don't guess

Palama Online
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,461
^^^ Must be subtle hints to get your guesses in. ^^^
Sunoverbeach Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Guess is in. You tell her to hold on tight to that baby for 12 more days
delta1 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
I've been told the stork has been spotted
Sunoverbeach Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Don't let him in yet. I heard he's covid positive
delta1 Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
and we have a Winner!!!!!!

The as yet unnamed baby boy arrived via C-section last night. Mother and baby as well as the father are healthy and happy. Grandma is over the moon...

Details: born at 8:37pm on 4/13/20; weight 6lbs 8oz; length 19.5 inches


Total is (104 oz + 19.5 in) = 123.5


Palama nailed that number, so he is the winner
lance4824 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
delta1 wrote:
and we have a Winner!!!!!!

The as yet unnamed baby boy arrived via C-section last night. Mother and baby as well as the father are healthy and happy. Grandma is over the moon...

Details: born at 8:37pm on 4/13/20; weight 6lbs 8oz; length 19.5 inches


Total is (104 oz + 19.5 in) = 123.5


Palama nailed that number, so he is the winner



Congrats..
KingoftheCove Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
delta1 wrote:
and we have a Winner!!!!!!

The as yet unnamed baby boy arrived via C-section last night. Mother and baby as well as the father are healthy and happy. Grandma is over the moon...

Details: born at 8:37pm on 4/13/20; weight 6lbs 8oz; length 19.5 inches


Total is (104 oz + 19.5 in) = 123.5


Palama nailed that number, so he is the winner

Applause Applause Applause
Congrats!
izonfire Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
delta1 wrote:
and we have a Winner!!!!!!

The as yet unnamed baby boy arrived via C-section last night. Mother and baby as well as the father are healthy and happy. Grandma is over the moon...

Details: born at 8:37pm on 4/13/20; weight 6lbs 8oz; length 19.5 inches


Total is (104 oz + 19.5 in) = 123.5


Palama nailed that number, so he is the winner

C-section??? Sounds rigged.
I want my money back...
____

Congratulations Palama
Big congrats to Delta!!!
SirKnight Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2018
Posts: 605
Congrats on the new born, now the fun begins.
Palama Online
#40 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,461
Congratulations to Grand Uncle Al! Also to your nephew and niece!

And wow, thanks again for the contest.
RMAN4443 Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Congrats Al, and to the new mother and family...Applause Applause
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
Palama wrote:
Congratulations to Grand Uncle Al! Also to your nephew and niece!

And wow, thanks again for the contest.



gonna wait for Cheno's baby to arrive before I send you the prize...just in case you win that one too...can put everything into one box...
Palama Online
#43 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,461
delta1 wrote:
gonna wait for Cheno's baby to arrive before I send you the prize...just in case you win that one too...can put everything into one box...


Since I’mma tagging along with that contest and offering up a prize, I didn’t submit a guess. Besides, I have some “inside info” so should an investigation come up, I’d probably be guilty as charged.

Dang it, that totally reminds me about Stinger’s housewarming gift, I need to post something up. Gonz
corey sellers Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Congratulations Al , great to hear baby and Mama are doing good.
Cheno Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,935
Congrats Delta, glad everyone is doing well, and congrats to my vet Palama on the win!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Congratulations, Al. Glad all are doing well. Though am a little disappointed at your grandson's piddling size
Palama Online
#47 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,461
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Congratulations, Al. Glad all are doing well. Though am a little disappointed at your grandson's piddling size


It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish. Not talking
Sunoverbeach Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
You're right. Sorry, Al. My competitive nature got the best of me
frankj1 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
mazel tov Al.

coincidentally, looked in the mirror this morning and noticed I also had another Chin.
DrafterX Offline
#50 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
Congrats..!! Laugh
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