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Last post 3 years ago by izonfire. 35 replies replies.
Whoomp der it is! Or, "How Delta put my mail lady on disability!"
USNGunner Offline
#1 Posted:
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She actually drove up the driveway to drop this by the door. She wasn't going to walk her usual path. Then she flipped me off. Bitch. Not talking

Seriously, Al put the smack down on me. We'll lead with the edibles.

A big bag of Korean style Pork Jerky, 4 bags of Beef Jerky, 2 bags of peanut brittle bites, 3 bags of sunflower seeds (assorted flavors, the wife's already glommed onto these), and 3 gorgeous apples (She's eyeing those as well!, that may be a fight!)

Then a Xikar Tech double lighter, I like those, and a metric butt ton of cigars. I will be a week identifying all of them. Some gorgeous Tat's, an LE (ME toro?) I believe, some Fuente's (a Fav!) an 858, a Don Carlos, Hemingway, Drew Estates, A Heady Grange (oops "That's HEADLEY!"), some cubans, that Cuaba perfecto is meeting it's end today! BigGrin and and massive assortment of other really good looking players!

I will do my best to sort them out and ID them as soon as I can.

Thank you so much Al, it is greatly appreciated and will be enjoyed.

Your noob stands humbled before his liege. Woot
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ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
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I know what they all are except the one on the at left.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
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Very nice, Al. Clearly he doubted his noob's ability to prep for quarantine
Sunoverbeach Offline
#4 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I know what they all are except the one on the at left.

It's a tubo
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted:
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[SMH]
Numismaniac Offline
#6 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I know what they all are except the one on the at left.



Oliva Serie O Robusto, they's still available. Google is ya pal.fog
Numismaniac Offline
#7 Posted:
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And, a nice score on target, hehe! BOOM
Dg west deptford Offline
#8 Posted:
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Shhooowhhoo
Palama Offline
#9 Posted:
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For the amount of injured postal workers, destroyed mailboxes and porches that can be attributed to Delta, I’m shocked that he’s not on some sort of SSG / FBI / CIA Most Wanted List. Gonz

Great hit Al! Applause
streetrod Offline
#10 Posted:
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WOW! Nice hit.
USNGunner Offline
#11 Posted:
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The Cuabo Double Figurado is history already. :D
corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted:
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Daimm Delta awesome job
Luke753 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Nice hit Delta!

Delta~~~> Frying pan <~~~Gunner
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Luke753 wrote:
Nice hit Delta!

Delta~~~> Frying pan <~~~Gunner

you stole delta's shtick!
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted:
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no worries, Luke...I didn't file a copyright...(BTW: thanks for the trade ...nice NH ride-alongs)

hope you like the cigars, Gunner, as well as the treats...I had some other stuff in mind...but the lockdown closed off some options...at some point, we'll return to some sort of normal, and I'll finish you....this off...

the tubo is an Oliva, but not an O...it's a G toro...I read somewhere that Gunner had been gifted one from Whistlebritches and really liked it...
USNGunner Offline
#16 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
no worries, Luke...I didn't file a copyright...(BTW: thanks for the trade ...nice NH ride-alongs)

hope you like the cigars, Gunner, as well as the treats...I had some other stuff in mind...but the lockdown closed off some options...at some point, we'll return to some sort of normal, and I'll finish you....this off...

the tubo is an Oliva, but not an O...it's a G toro...I read somewhere that Gunner had been gifted one from Whistlebritches and really liked it...



Yep, Ron laid some on me for my NSWG herf. Good smokes.
Numismaniac Offline
#17 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
no worries, Luke...I didn't file a copyright...(BTW: thanks for the trade ...nice NH ride-alongs)

hope you like the cigars, Gunner, as well as the treats...I had some other stuff in mind...but the lockdown closed off some options...at some point, we'll return to some sort of normal, and I'll finish you....this off...

the tubo is an Oliva, but not an O...it's a G toro...I read somewhere that Gunner had been gifted one from Whistlebritches and really liked it...



The G's are some Cameroon goodness!!
stinger88 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Delta1, great hit on your noob. 🤙🏼
clintCigar Offline
#19 Posted:
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Nice!
bassman45 Offline
#20 Posted:
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Awesome hit as usual from Al!
Buckwheat Offline
#21 Posted:
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Hell of a hit there. Applause
gummy jones Offline
#22 Posted:
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Hazard pay indeed
stinger88 Offline
#23 Posted:
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That is a great variety. You should really enjoy smoking all of those.
USNGunner Offline
#24 Posted:
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stinger88 wrote:
That is a great variety. You should really enjoy smoking all of those.



I'm sure I will. Actually, I already am. Herfing
CelticBomber Offline
#25 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
It's a tubo



Okay this made me actually laugh out loud!
CelticBomber Offline
#26 Posted:
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Awesome hit btw.... Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy,,,, well.... except for that time Gunner killed that whale.... "Oops!"


Hahahahaha!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#27 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
Okay this made me actually laugh out loud!

Glad I wasn't the only one
madspackler Offline
#28 Posted:
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Al - what a beautiful beating of your Noob. Well done. Great selection of cigars and goodies.
MACS Offline
#29 Posted:
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Holy Forkin' Shiat.
USNGunner Offline
#30 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
Awesome hit btw.... Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy,,,, well.... except for that time Gunner killed that whale.... "Oops!"


Hahahahaha!


Well fucque, it was an accident. d'oh!
jespear Offline
#31 Posted:
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Not much else I can say about this that hasn't been said in the posts above, so I'll just add THIS . . .

AL, aka delta1, is one of the biggest whackjobs in the CBid history of whackjobbery !

( I speak from personal experience, as he has "whacked" me on more than one occasion, over the years.)
Bur Offline
#32 Posted:
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Dayum.

But the Padron in the middle and it's neighbors to the right are dog rockets and should be sent to a fellow Navy vet trained in disarming things for proper disposal by burning. Cause, well, ah, uh, they burn really well giving off pleasant smoke. Never mind.

Yes, I keep seeing Al's photo at post offices on these posters they have.
USNGunner Offline
#33 Posted:
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Bur wrote:
Dayum.


That was my reaction too.

Quote:
But the Padron in the middle and it's neighbors to the right are dog rockets and should be sent to a fellow Navy vet trained in disarming things for proper disposal by burning. Cause, well, ah, uh, they burn really well giving off pleasant smoke. Never mind.


Duly noted. I'm actually glad you mentioned that, I need to get those sorted out. It's getting to be prime smoking weather.

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Yes, I keep seeing Al's photo at post offices on these posters they have.


And it's an identical picture to his V-herf one. BigGrin
Palama Offline
#34 Posted:
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Poor Al. Boo hoo!
izonfire Offline
#35 Posted:
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Hate has no place here.
Al should know that...
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