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[email protected] Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:21 AM EST
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I clicked to bid at the same time the price clock was resetting, of course it registered the high price, been on hold for 35 minutes trying to resolve the issue, still no live conversation, just really crappy on hold music
BuckyB93 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:27 AM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,165
So it was a race between your reflexes and your internet speed vs the CBid computer server and you lost. Now your pissed and want your money back?

What a whiner.

In these times... ties go to the server.
Dg west deptford Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:33 AM EST
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Greedy fingers got the hammer
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:49 AM EST
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Well, we do all seem to have his email addy... Hehe.
Numismaniac Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 11:08 AM EST
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OH MY WORD, REALLY??!?!?!


What do you NOT get about that style of bidding?!?!?!


Suck it up, buttercup!
Numismaniac Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 11:10 AM EST
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Oh yeah, and WRONG FORUM NOOB!
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 11:12 AM EST
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I want to thank you for keeping the lights on you silly Noob.
You REALLY wanted that last 37 cent drop soooo badly.........then your crappy Internet service and weak azz computer system let you down?

Waaaaah!
Man up, pay the full fare, and try again next week..........
This time don’t wait for the very rock bottom on the FF reset.............not worth the less than 5 cents per cigar you’re saving.
Or, simply contact JadeRose via PM, and inquire about Platinum status and upgrades.
tonygraz Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:05 PM EST
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Posts: 20,230
Stogie1020 wrote:
Well, we do all seem to have his email addy... Hehe.


Anybody with a lick of sense would not use their email as a screen name.
MACS Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:14 PM EST
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Posts: 79,747
Ya know... just because customer service is busy doesn't mean they won't be helpful when you finally reach someone.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:17 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
spoiled the surprise...
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:32 PM EST
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[email protected] wrote:
I clicked to bid at the same time the price clock was resetting, of course it registered the high price, been on hold for 35 minutes trying to resolve the issue, still no live conversation, just really crappy on hold music



Just in case someone decides to get sneaky.....

Gonz
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:40 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
I blame that sneaky "pouncer program" that always
Changes the price.. in a millisecond..
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:42 PM EST
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Posts: 60,582
I always get the cheapest price.

Ditch the dialup.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 12:47 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
wait what? the bid part is real? they sell cigars? did yall know this?
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 1:12 PM EST
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They sell Perdomo shirts too.

$3.27 ea
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 1:14 PM EST
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No they don't. I never got mine. Nick sent me one though.
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 1:22 PM EST
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Well he is a stand up guy, even for a ‘Bama fan.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 1:41 PM EST
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I grew to respect him quite a bit after a few conversations.
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 4:22 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
some people like the on-hold music
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 4:51 PM EST
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Platinum Members™️ don’t get stuck on hold.
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 5:19 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
I dig The Girl from Ipanema
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes
Goes "a-a-a-h"
When she walks she's like a samba
When she walks, she's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes
Goes "a-a-a-h"
Oh, but I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her I love her
Yes, I would give my heart gladly
But each day as she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile, but she
Doesn't see. She just doesn't see
No, she just doesn't
Sunoverbeach Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 5:32 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,649
ZRX1200 wrote:
Platinum Members™️ don’t get stuck on hold.

With Platinum Membership™, you don't call customer service. Customer service calls you....I've heard. Wouldn't know personally

Seriously though, hope you at least got some decent cigars and not some MSRP Gurkhas
KingoftheCove Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 6:07 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
Sunoverbeach wrote:
With Platinum Membership™, you don't call customer service. Customer service calls you....I've heard. Wouldn't know personally

Seriously though, hope you at least got some decent cigars and not some MSRP Gurkhas

Heh heh..........MSRP Gurkhas.............d'oh!
izonfire Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 6:10 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
[email protected] wrote:
I clicked to bid at the same time the price clock was resetting, of course it registered the high price, been on hold for 35 minutes trying to resolve the issue, still no live conversation, just really crappy on hold music

Don’t appreciate your thinly veiled attempt at a gay hookup, you rod-gobbler...
JadeRose Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 10:36 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
How's bitchin working out for you?


Think Think Not talking Not talking
Palama Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, May 22 2020, 11:34 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
teedubbya wrote:
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes
Goes "a-a-a-h"
When she walks she's like a samba
When she walks, she's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes
Goes "a-a-a-h"
Oh, but I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her I love her
Yes, I would give my heart gladly
But each day as she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile, but she
Doesn't see. She just doesn't see
No, she just doesn't


Astrud Gilberto was good looking back then. Whistle
smokestaxx Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 2:09 AM EST
Joined: 01-27-2012
Posts: 4,214
[email protected] wrote:
I clicked to bid at the same time the price clock was resetting, of course it registered the high price, been on hold for 35 minutes trying to resolve the issue, still no live conversation, just really crappy on hold music


Looks like you got yourself a rusty trigger finger
izonfire Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 2:17 AM EST
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Posts: 8,644
smokestaxx wrote:
Looks like you got yourself a rusty trigger finger

Where the fucque you been smokestaxx???
smokestaxx Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 2:38 AM EST
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Posts: 4,214
izonfire wrote:
Where the fucque you been smokestaxx???

Madagascar. Lost my passport, didn't bother to look for it. Things started to get hairy around there a few months ago so I decided to blow that popsicle stand and swim back.
Turns out my passport was in my back pocket the whole time but now it's all wet and they won't let me back in.
Currently hiding out on a beach somewhere in the Carolinas.
Was peaceful here till a week ago or so...
Might attempt the swim back.
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 2:52 AM EST
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smokestaxx wrote:
Madagascar. Lost my passport, didn't bother to look for it. Things started to get hairy around there a few months ago so I decided to blow that popsicle stand and swim back.
Turns out my passport was in my back pocket the whole time but now it's all wet and they won't let me back in.
Currently hiding out on a beach somewhere in the Carolinas.
Was peaceful here till a week ago or so...
Might attempt the swim back.

Go for it. This place has gotten soft.
We need you back...
izonfire Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 2:54 AM EST
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Posts: 8,644
BTW - bring some lemurs.
We need them too...
smokestaxx Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 2:57 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
BTW - bring some lemurs.
We need them too...

I tried to import a couple on my back. They didn't make the trek.
izonfire Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 3:07 AM EST
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Fucquin lemurs.
They appreciate nothing...
smokestaxx Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 3:11 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Fucquin lemurs.
They appreciate nothing...

One day they'll learn.
izonfire Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 3:18 AM EST
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Fucquin lemurs...
smokestaxx Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 3:19 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Fucquin lemurs...

Dam pricks.
You try to do something nice for them and look what happens.
smokestaxx Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, May 23 2020, 4:06 AM EST
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[email protected] wrote:
I clicked to bid at the same time the price clock was resetting, of course it registered the high price, been on hold for 35 minutes trying to resolve the issue, still no live conversation, just really crappy on hold music


For the record Michael Ciavarella, I enjoy that music. I call customer service just to listen to it. Don't mess this up for me. Thanks.
crgcpro Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, May 24 2020, 7:19 PM EST
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[email protected] wrote:
I clicked to bid at the same time the price clock was resetting, of course it registered the high price, been on hold for 35 minutes trying to resolve the issue, still no live conversation, just really crappy on hold music


So how much did trying to save that last $.11 cost you?
Speyside Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, May 24 2020, 9:13 PM EST
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Posts: 13,106
Give him a break pre COVID19 symptoms are subtle. Minor loss of mental acuity, irritability, and slight loss of dexterity are common. Wait..................it could also be he's a dumb azz. Carry on.
KingoftheCove Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, May 24 2020, 9:24 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Give him a break pre COVID19 symptoms are subtle. Minor loss of mental acuity, irritability, and slight loss of dexterity are common. Wait..................it could also be he's a dumb azz. Carry on.

True true....
We was kinda rough on dis noob.......beat him up a bit......then a thread jack.......then even Pro came in and kicked him once.....

Now I feel bad....
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, May 24 2020, 9:53 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Give him a break pre COVID19 symptoms are subtle. Minor loss of mental acuity, irritability, and slight loss of dexterity are common. Wait..................it could also be he's a dumb azz. Carry on.

could be the 'rona...depending on the smokes, he may have lost his sense of taste
izonfire Offline
#43 Posted: Sun, May 24 2020, 10:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
could be the 'rona...depending on the smokes, he may have lost his sense of taste

I don’t smoke for the flavor.
I smoke cuz I’s on fire!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#44 Posted: Sun, May 24 2020, 11:09 PM EST
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“I never liked cocaine, I just liked the way it smelt”
MACS Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 8:37 AM EST
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We can never have any new friends. You jackasses always scare 'em away.

Entertaining, sure...
Numismaniac Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:31 PM EST
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Posts: 12,222
hehe



Is anyone keeping a running total of ALL the Puss boys that have started a new account or only decided to come here and be a poopoo baby years after they opened an account since the Rona hit?!?!?! I guess what Spey mentions could be correct, but I'm sticking with they couldn't handle the heat, or juvenile trolls as we were recently called, BWAHAHAHAHA!

I think the Samuelmcdonald's farm fella is the only one that has stuck around, LOL
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:32 PM EST
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Enjoying the banter!!!
Numismaniac Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 3:36 PM EST
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HA, Samuel, I only have two short things about me, my last name and memory, hehe!
Mr. Jones Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 6:45 PM EST
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Banterrrrrr

Gooooooddddddd
frankj1 Offline
#50 Posted: Mon, May 25 2020, 7:04 PM EST
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Numismaniac wrote:
HA, Samuel, I only have two short things about me, my last name and memory, hehe!

did you forget the third?
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