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Last post 3 years ago by Stogie1020. 14 replies replies.
Lousy Customer disservice !
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#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2018
Posts: 1
Order going on 4 weeks overdue, no response from Customer Service, no response to e-mails.
This will be my last order with these twits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Does anyone even bother to read the other complaint threads or is theirs just special.
Stogie1020 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,231
teedubbya wrote:
Does anyone even bother to read the other complaint threads or is theirs just special.

We do have his email addy...

sparsons, how are you liking your new AshleyMadison account? Also, shall we fill out all the Publisher's Clearinghouse stuff for you and put you on Oprah's and Ellen's daily email blast list?
Stogie1020 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,231
Also, from a grammatical perspective, "lousy customer disservice" = "good service".

Just saying.
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,069
The double negative card has been played! Well done.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,309
[email protected] wrote:
Order going on 4 weeks overdue, no response from Customer Service, no response to e-mails.
This will be my last order with these twits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But wait, there's more!

If you order the Nica Libra 1990 for only $29.99 that's a WHOPPING 68% savings! If you're ordering that then while you have the cart open hit up the auctions and save MORE on the shipping!!! You're looking at almost 75% savings then! The HC Black Series boasts an 80% savings, how can you lose??? You can't! Admit it. When you really want the bargains, you're at the right place! You want 5 Vegas? They got 'em! You want Cuban Honeys? They got LOADS of 'em! How could your taste buds let you stray from the Erin Go Bragh? You wallet will shreik "Erin Got Baught Out!!!

Order now and they'll most likely toss in the Miracle Slicer! It's slices! It dices! It makes Julienne fries! If that doesn't have you click, click clicking on the keyboard surfing for savings then perhaps the addition of the 8 piece Ginsu knives! You can cut a tomato! You can cut a radiator hose! You can cut a frozen T-bone steak! Why you could even start a fire with the cut up radiator hose to cook the steak and garnish it with the sliced tomato! Why, Ms. Parsons the WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER! Don't just sit there, ORDER NOW!!!!
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* This is only a satarization of an otherwise bad situation and a primer on what could continue IF you decide to stick around and become a part of this wonderful community!
Mcdanielsamuel Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 04-28-2020
Posts: 611
Disclaimer kills the deal.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,309
Someone offered you almost the same deal.

Mileage varies.
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I'll let Frank, or MACS, or Jade comment on the unintend humor in the thread title.

Hey Doc, are the knives made of royal dura steel?
MACS Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
I like the use of the word twits.

That's an insult you don't see often. It's old school. I'm diggin' it...
BuckyB93 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,111
Might be your last order but probably just a start for spam emails. Thanks for posting it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
I know what email I’m using for Grinder!!!
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I'm not one of you word smiths.
Stogie1020 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,231
sparsons, let me know how this works out...

https://ibb.co/Gcn3KtK

Asking for a friend.


it's a joke, no account was actually created and the email address was never even submitted
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