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Buckwheat Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
So these two cowboys are out on the range, mending the fences, when they come across the sheep that has gotten its head tangled up in the barb wire and is stuck in the fence. One cowboy jumps down off his horse, claps his hands and says, "Alright!" Then he proceeds to pull out his ****** and goes to town on the poor sheep. The other cowboy just watches.

After several minutes of this, the cowboy who's "riding" the sheep finishes-up with a "Yee-haw!" and then walks back over to his friend. He tilts his hat back, looks his friend in the eye and says, "Now it's your turn."

His friend look at him for a few seconds and replies, "Well, okay. But do I have to twist my head up in the barb wire like that?"

[sound of phone ringing]
Boss: "Aren't you going to get that?"
Me: "I like to let it ring at least three or four times - it makes it look like we're busy."
Boss: "Answer the GD phone!!!"
Me (rolling eyes and sighing): "911, what's your emergency?"



My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.
In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel.
As my wife walks out again she says: "you should stay on the porn channel... you know how to fish."



A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”


Have a safe and healthy weekend! Beer
Krazeehorse Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
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Bravo
Palama Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
Haha! Laugh
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680
LOL LOL LOL
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
thanks for the laffs, Buckwheat
clintCigar Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
LOLLOLLOL
Good ones Buckwheat
Notthe1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 860
Nice. Love the Barb wire one specifically.
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