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Speysides Eulogy.
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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 11:02 AM EST
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Speyside was a principled man. Unfortunatly they made no sense.

Please continue.
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 11:35 AM EST
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He had very girthy nasal cavities.
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 12:37 PM EST
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TW WILL MISS HIS TAINT' AND STARFISH AROMA
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 6:19 PM EST
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I can't find enough words to write a whole paragraph that should have a few breaks in it thereby rendering it readable.
shaun341 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 6:21 PM EST
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Huh!!
Plowboy221 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 6:21 PM EST
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Who?
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 6:57 PM EST
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he was a man of diverse talents, bringing wine and whine to CBid awareness. He was mostly civilized, until pushed to the limits of his patience, limits that were like the tide on an island in the Caribbean. The sparks from his outraged fires stood in stark contrast to the calm and cool pools of reasoned serenity. He was





sorry...my heart has been broken
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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who is catering the shiva?
BuckyB93 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 7:17 PM EST
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NINE!!
Palama Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 7:19 PM EST
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Sorry to hear Allan.

Allen seemed like a good guy.

Palama Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 7:23 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
who is catering the shiva?


Asking for a friend...

Is there gonna be a live band or a mobile disco?
Speyside Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 7:37 PM EST
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Areosmith,

They are gonna start and end with 10 inch.
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 9:31 PM EST
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I'll stop by after sundown Saturday
Palama Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jul 9 2020, 10:27 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Areosmith,

They are gonna start and end with 10 inch.



Call Willie K to play along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=escnWhGNwBM&list=RDescnWhGNwBM&start_radio=1&t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLxHCixoS_g&list=RDescnWhGNwBM&index=3
CelticBomber Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 1:19 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Speyside was a principled man. Unfortunatly they made no sense.

Please continue.


Can I have his stuff? Think
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 9:10 AM EST
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What can we say about Speyside, except that he was missed.
And missed often.
Which explains how he lived so long.
Because if just one had hit...
but I digress.



Speyside Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 9:28 AM EST
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COVID 4 did him in. A weaponised version out of the Wuhan lab. His wife is going to have him stuffed and mount him.
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 10:57 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
COVID 4 did him in. A weaponised version out of the Wuhan lab.

Spey. What a guy.

Still remember him bright eyed and bushy tailed
You could see the excitement in his eyes
When he showed up at my door
Bearing bottles of fine whiskey

And on a Monday morning yet
Talking, drinking, laughing
Sharing thoughts, ideas, experiences
Sharing a brotherhood

The time just flew by
Seems we could have gone all day
But I had to set him free
Reality and work beckoned

If I had one thing to change in my life
To have the power to change history
To go back and alter the course of fate
It would be to not have let him go
It would be to never have let him go...

Of course that would have required restraints
And he'd be confined to a cage in the basement
And I would have to bring him food
And he would be covered in excrement
Because I am not good at cleaning after others

And I'd have to eliminate all evidence of his presence
And I'd have to dump his car off miles away
And erase record on his GPS
And divert any possible attention

It' not like I haven't done it before
Can't even count the times
But this one would be special
So very very special

It would all be worth it
To see his sheepish grin
Probably toothless at this point
And that gleam in his eyes
Mostly tears I suppose

But it would all be worth it
Had I done that
It would all be worth it...
deadeyedick Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 11:29 AM EST
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We all knew this was going to happen. The fat cells finally took their revenge.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 12:21 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
COVID 4 did him in. A weaponised version out of the Wuhan lab. His wife is going to have him stuffed and mount him.


way too easy...
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 12:22 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Spey. What a guy.

Still remember him bright eyed and bushy tailed You could see the excitement in his eyes When he showed up at my door
Bearing bottles of fine whiskey And on a Monday morning yet Talking, drinking, laughing Sharing thoughts, ideas, experiences Sharing a brotherhoodThe time just flew by Seems we could have gone all day But I had to set him free Reality and work beckoned If I had one thing to change in my life To have the power to change history To go back and alter the course of fate It would be to not have let him go It would be to never have let him go... Of course that would have required restraints And he'd be confined to a cage in the basement And I would have to bring him food and he would be covered in excrement Because I am not good at cleaning after others And I'd have to eliminate all evidence of his presence and I'd have to dump his car off miles away and erase record on his GPS and divert any possible attention Its not like I haven't done it before Can't even count the times But this one would be special So very special It would all be worth it To see his sheepish grin probably toothless at this point and that gleam in his eyes Mostly tears I suppose But it would all be worth it Had I done that
It would all be worth it...

fixed
tonygraz Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 2:51 PM EST
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He will be remembered as the great American Covid survivor who proved you couild get covid more than once and not survive twice.
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 3:06 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
fixed

If by "fixed", you mean "ruined", I concur...
Speyside Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 3:47 PM EST
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If had been a mistake Frank, if it had been a mistake. Or are you saying the humor was bad? Or just to soon?
delta1 Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 4:23 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
If by "fixed", you mean "ruined", I concur...



No offense to your thoughtful and convincing eulogy, Izon, but spey, RIP, woulda liked it better that way...your's was more grammatical and orderly...not his style, RIP
Speyside Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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Even dead I cannot properly write. Sigh, some things never change.
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 5:41 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
If had been a mistake Frank, if it had been a mistake. Or are you saying the humor was bad? Or just to soon?

see delta's #21 reorganization dedicated to your compressed style.

I miss you, big guy.
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 6:05 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
.............. His wife is going to have him stuffed and mount him.

It's all too easy, really...
izonfire Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Jul 10 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
see delta's #21 reorganization dedicated to your compressed style.

I miss you, big guy.

I miss him too Papa

I'm still choked up
And I have no appetite
Mainly, cause I just ate...
Speyside Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 8:15 AM EST
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He died a meaningless death after he lived a meaningless life.
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 9:58 AM EST
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Not sure what that means...
Speyside Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 10:05 AM EST
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It's meaningless really.
izonfire Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 10:12 AM EST
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Not even a whiff of substance.
But somehow, it still smells bad...
benja123 Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 11:27 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Spey. What a guy.

Still remember him bright eyed and bushy tailed
You could see the excitement in his eyes
When he showed up at my door
Bearing bottles of fine whiskey

And on a Monday morning yet
Talking, drinking, laughing
Sharing thoughts, ideas, experiences
Sharing a brotherhood

The time just flew by
Seems we could have gone all day
But I had to set him free
Reality and work beckoned

If I had one thing to change in my life
To have the power to change history
To go back and alter the course of fate
It would be to not have let him go
It would be to never have let him go...

Of course that would have required restraints
And he'd be confined to a cage in the basement
And I would have to bring him food
And he would be covered in excrement
Because I am not good at cleaning after others

And I'd have to eliminate all evidence of his presence
And I'd have to dump his car off miles away
And erase record on his GPS
And divert any possible attention

It' not like I haven't done it before
Can't even count the times
But this one would be special
So very very special

It would all be worth it
To see his sheepish grin
Probably toothless at this point
And that gleam in his eyes
Mostly tears I suppose

But it would all be worth it
Had I done that
It would all be worth it...


don't you mean goatish?
benja123 Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 11:31 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
We all knew this was going to happen. The fat cells finally took their revenge.

bwahahahhaha **cough**
izonfire Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 2:02 PM EST
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benja123 wrote:
don't you mean goatish?

No.

If he was a goat, I’d vivisect him, chop his head off, skin him, drink his blood, tear him apart, roast and devour the meat, throw his innards in a boiling cauldron, grind his bones into a fine powder and snort ‘em, wear his pelt like a robe, impale his head on a post, and howl at the moon.

So no BenWa, I do not mean goatish.

Of course if it was a female goat, I’d fuque it and pass it on to Corey...
corey sellers Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 2:15 PM EST
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Now that's one hell of a brother right here ^^^^
Notthe1 Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2020, 6:25 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
No.

If he was a goat, I’d vivisect him, chop his head off, skin him, drink his blood, tear him apart, roast and devour the meat, throw his innards in a boiling cauldron, grind his bones into a fine powder and snort ‘em, wear his pelt like a robe, impale his head on a post, and howl at the moon.

So no BenWa, I do not mean goatish.

Of course if it was a female goat, I’d fuque it and pass it on to Corey...


You are so well adjusted. Such clear priorities, and vision. I like this guy!!
tailgater Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Jul 12 2020, 8:26 PM EST
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I heard it was too easy to mount him.

So there's that.
tonygraz Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, Jul 12 2020, 8:44 PM EST
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I wouldn't believe everything she said.
Abrignac Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Jul 12 2020, 9:49 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
COVID 4 did him in. A weaponised version out of the Wuhan lab. His wife is going to have him stuffed and mount him.


She should have his **** enlarged when she stuffs him making her mount more pleasurable.
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Jul 12 2020, 11:06 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
She should have his **** enlarged when she stuffs him making her mount more pleasurable.

Relax.
I'm in the will.

Frankie Tripod
Palama Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Jul 13 2020, 3:22 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
She should have his **** enlarged when she stuffs him making her mount more pleasurable.


Inspired by Sada Abe? Gonz
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Jul 13 2020, 10:46 AM EST
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weaponX is a taxidermist, but he's been MIA for a while now.
tailgater Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Jul 13 2020, 5:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Relax.
I'm in the will.

Frankie Tripod


Poor Will.
frankj1 Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Jul 13 2020, 6:56 PM EST
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you're sick.
Jerk!
Speyside Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Jul 14 2020, 7:46 AM EST
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Frank, are you going to carry your corner of the casket with hands or tripod? Being AI is actually fun. Trump fanboy....... here's your audit! White Supremicist? Now you only get BET and GTV on cable. Racist? The FBI we see you shortly. Now that's entertainment!
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