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I CANDI - THE AMAZING JENNIFER WALCOT
jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
A stunner.
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RandyB Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2008
Posts: 2,878
wow, tasty!!
Goathead50 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-22-2007
Posts: 21,809
I'd hit it!
Buckwheat Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
Too much plastic for me.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,599
^Yeah, but it'd be a lot of fun for an afternoon.
blackfoot11 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2004
Posts: 9,593
afternoon???

make it a weekend and its a deal.........
xibbumbero Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
I like Silly Putty. X
jackconrad Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Ghost Bunny . He live in a hole..

Bunnies don't have the vote yet .

Not Fair.

Free Bunnies !!
newby46176 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-27-2007
Posts: 1,121
nueve
Charlie Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
just a little too much plastic in that bra...

Charlie
beanasdad Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-06-2008
Posts: 2,759
Quit descriminating, Charlie.

Plastic needs love too.



-bean
Goathead50 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-22-2007
Posts: 21,809
Plastic smastic I'd motor boat the H E double hockey sticks outa those.
Bookers Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2007
Posts: 1,068
phew!
apochee Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 05-06-2006
Posts: 1,441
Jack Conrad you da man!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
mom, dad, i'd like you to meet my future wife.

dad, may i kiss the bride, (under his breath, anywhere i want.)
donutboy2000 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's part of a colorful time

Super-sealed lady, chrome-color clothes
You wear 'cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You're my plastic fantastic lover

Your rattlin' cough never shuts off
Is nothin' but a used machine
Your aluminum finish, slightly diminished
Is the best I ever have seen

Cosmetic baby plugged into me
And never ever find another
And I realize no one's wise
To my plastic fantastic lover

The electrical dust is starting to rust
Her trapezoid thermometer taste
All the red tape is mechanical rape
Of the TV program waste

Data control and IBM
Science is mankind's brother
But all I see is drainin' me
On my plastic fantastic lover
maddman Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2005
Posts: 2,677
4 pouty lips and a hell of a body!
Bookers Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2007
Posts: 1,068
phew!
jackconrad Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
For Dkeage...

Does this help?
dkeage Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,135
^That should last me til I get home.........
GSS1956 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-04-2000
Posts: 2,043
god
rfenst Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,112
Fake lips and boobs.
jackconrad Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Escaped Convict

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
andytv Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
This picture makes me want to masturbate!!!!!
jackconrad Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 67,461
PLEASE ! Feel free to express yourself !
jackconrad Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 67,461
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") I need a napkin ..
corey sellers Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Top for Jack
curvebuster Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2009
Posts: 192
I I miss Jack.......
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
bet she looked great before the screw on boobs
Gene363 Online
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680
frankj1 wrote:
bet she looked great before the screw on boobs


And lips.
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