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DrafterX Offline
#351 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Since I'm the only one in the office today, I whacked it on the couch.



freak.... Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#352 Posted:
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Nice 5 mile hike on Granite Mountain this morning.
Stogie1020 Offline
#353 Posted:
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Damn Opel, that situation sucks with the MIL. I am sure your wife understands your loyalties to your daughter far outweigh any to the MIL.

It sounds like you were a lot nicer to the MIL than I would have been.
DrafterX Offline
#354 Posted:
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my ex MIL was a lying, two-faced bitch.... Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#355 Posted:
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I'd be all for thinking the virus was make believe. Just can't reconcile that with all the people who are apparently really good at acting sick
victor809 Offline
#356 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
DrafterX wrote:
I whack it on the couch while thinking about my ex MIL Mellow

opelmanta1900 Offline
#357 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Sunoverbeach wrote:
I'd be all for thinking the virus was make believe. Just can't reconcile that with all the people who are apparently really good at acting sick

sick is easy... dead on the other hand, now that impresses me...
rfenst Offline
#358 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
sick is easy... dead on the other hand, now that impresses me...


I just gotta ask.
Were they wearing masks?
DrafterX Offline
#359 Posted:
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or, had TW been there..?? Think
MACS Offline
#360 Posted:
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There is a guy who retired from the PD in the town next to mine... and he has a 38 foot sportfishing boat and runs a charter business... and he just posted that he is looking for a deckhand with experience, knowledge of the CA fish and wildlife regulations and CPR certified... with US and Mexico fishing licenses and a passport.

...

...

... I'm ya huckleberry.

Sent him a PM. We'll see what he says.
DrafterX Offline
#361 Posted:
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he's prolly looking for a 19 yr old hot blonde chick... Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#362 Posted:
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Posts: 16,957
Aren’t we all?
Stogie1020 Offline
#363 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
he's prolly looking for a 19 yr old hot blonde chick... Mellow

Isn't that MACS?
MACS Offline
#364 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
he's prolly looking for a 19 yr old hot blonde chick... Mellow


Not if he wants to make money fishing.

Stogie1020 wrote:
Isn't that MACS?


If I was a hot 19 year old chick I'd buy more soap and spend lots of time in the shower... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#365 Posted:
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Think

Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#366 Posted:
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MACS wrote:

If I was a hot 19 year old chick I'd be a crack whore.....Mellow



Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#367 Posted:
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Back to work.
MACS Offline
#368 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Anyone seen my 19 year old crack whore?

rfenst Offline
#369 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,100
MACS wrote:
Not if he wants to make money fishing.



If I was a hot 19 year old chick I'd buy more soap and spend lots of time in the shower... Mellow

You made me puke in my mouth.
MACS Offline
#370 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
rfenst wrote:
You made me puke in my mouth.


So... you don't like young, hot soapy broads? WTF is wrong with you?
8trackdisco Offline
#371 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
MACS wrote:
So... you don't like young, hot soapy broads? WTF is wrong with you?


Um yeah... what exactly is your point, Robert?
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted:
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Maybe it's a hot young babe with big, firm ,perky breasts with Macs face
.. Mellow
BuckyB93 Offline
#373 Posted:
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I think trying to cram an image of MACS into the body of a hot 19 year old chick led to a bit of gerd. Completely understandable reaction.
frankj1 Offline
#374 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Wife's parents really screwed up... because our daughter is such high risk, having spent 10 days in the icu of our local children's hospital and almost dying from a relatively minor virus, we have to be especially careful.... we don't go out shopping.... everything gets delivered... we don't go around other people, ever... it's difficult, but it's what we have to do right now to ensure our daughters safety...

Wife's parents have not seen our kids since March despite the fact that they live down the street... wife asked if they'd be interested in quarantining for 10 days so the kids can see them... they say yes, of course we'd be happy to.... yesterday was day 8 and I went to deliver some Costco to them and they had their oldest son - who believes the virus is make believe and who'd just left a doctors appointment - over at their house with his family... and they didn't care... they were clearly going to lie to us about having been quarantined...

I don't care what anyone's view on the virus is... i won't treat anyone differently or judge anyone based on what they think about it... but if you say you're quarantined and then come around my daughter and I find out you lied to me and put my daughter at risk, we're done with one another...

I sent them a nice message, reminding them how much we love them but explained that we wouldn't be visiting anytime soon... wife is pretty upset... her mom is a liar and always has been but we didn't think she'd do something this dirty...

so proud to know you...
izonfire Offline
#375 Posted:
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Family are not always people you want to associate with...
danmdevries Offline
#376 Posted:
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Happy Friday fellas
CelticBomber Offline
#377 Posted:
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Move this thing along people. Oh and Good Morning.
rfenst Offline
#378 Posted:
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Good morning folks.
rfenst Offline
#379 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Um yeah... what exactly is your point, Robert?

The thought of MACS to be a hot chick is sickening.
8trackdisco Offline
#380 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
Family are not always people you want to associate with...


Thank you for sharing the point of view from the perspective of your parents.
8trackdisco Offline
#381 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
The thought of MACS to be a hot chick is sickening.


What kind of nut tries to picture macs as an 18 year old woman.

Bucky and Rfenst. Got it!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#382 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Morning, peoples

Celtic, you're just reminding everybody that the next 500 should be another homage to your glorious customer service skills
Speyside Offline
#383 Posted:
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Good morning everyone.
deadeyedick Offline
#384 Posted:
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Happy Friday workers of the world. Just waiting for daylight to get out for a hike.
DrafterX Offline
#385 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
Speyside Offline
#386 Posted:
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Slackard, we've already done 6 of dune running. Man that whips your azz. Swimming later. Also started a program of specific excersizes to strengthen old injuries/surgeries. Looking at a couple of surgeries, one for small % intermittent atrial fib, presently controlled wit Sotalol. The other a total new rebuild including knee replacement and cadaver ligaments.
DrafterX Offline
#387 Posted:
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Covid ligaments..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#388 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I think trying to cram an image of MACS into the body of a hot 19 year old chick led to a bit of gerd. Completely understandable reaction.


MACS is always imagining trying to cram himself into hot 19 year old chicks.

It's never a tight fit.
victor809 Offline
#389 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Covid ligaments..?? Huh

mmmmm....
Is that like the tendon in pho? Delicious.
izonfire Offline
#390 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Thank you for sharing the point of view from the perspective of your parents.

Is that you Daddy???
izonfire Offline
#391 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
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Speyside wrote:
Slackard, we've already done 6 of dune running. Man that whips your azz. Swimming later. Also started a program of specific excersizes to strengthen old injuries/surgeries. Looking at a couple of surgeries, one for small % intermittent atrial fib, presently controlled wit Sotalol. The other a total new rebuild including knee replacement and cadaver ligaments.

Still on the “Laughing Wise Latina” medication?
Shoulda known...
DrafterX Offline
#392 Posted:
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spam & eggs.. jalapeno... BigGrin
Ram27 Offline
#393 Posted:
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Herfing ram27bat Herfing

Hello..........




XWink
DrafterX Offline
#394 Posted:
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Ram..!! Laugh
MACS Offline
#395 Posted:
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Mornin' dudes... wife and I walked for an hour and a half.
DrafterX Offline
#396 Posted:
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nobody would pick you up..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#397 Posted:
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We were walking with a purpose... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#398 Posted:
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Was eating a pear at my desk.
Set it across the top of my coffee cup for a moment and it fell in.

I still ate it. But it had day-old coffee on it.

Now time to drink the coffee
deadeyedick Offline
#399 Posted:
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Most peeps walk with a purpose or they would be sitting on their azz.
DrafterX Offline
#400 Posted:
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poor CROS.... Sad
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