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The Jewish Elbow
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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 10:48 AM EST
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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ........

"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"


thought I'd post this before I can't...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 10:53 AM EST
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I like it...
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 10:53 AM EST
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isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:15 AM EST
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Jokes requiring people to laugh at themselves?

In this new world of perpetually offended people who are offended, not for themselves, but on behalf of others? Preposterous.
Stogie1020 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:17 AM EST
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I laughed. I was not triggered nor frightened to a safe space by any microaggressions.
Stogie1020 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:18 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? Huh


The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:29 AM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp.

well, yah.
But Drafter's post was funnier than the joke.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:32 AM EST
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Before you can’t????

I won’t let you get banned.

You ok? I mean besides being old....
Gene363 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:44 AM EST
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Funny, I guessed she expected him to be holding a grandchild.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 12:27 PM EST
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I am offended, not by the joke itself, but the lack of people offended by an inoffensive joke. I thought you people were woke
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 12:36 PM EST
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Course we'z woke... hard ta post if we'z asleep!
delta1 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 4:13 PM EST
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if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer....
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 7:29 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Before you can’t????

I won’t let you get banned.

You ok? I mean besides being old....

I fear my own kind...
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 7:57 PM EST
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Don't you get Jewish elbow from holding to many chairs at bar mitzvahs?
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 8:05 PM EST
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or counting Trump's money?




ooops, sorry...wrong forum
CelticBomber Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2020, 11:58 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer....



If I'm anywhere near my mother-in-law I'm using my elbow on her!
plinytheelder Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Aug 10 2020, 4:52 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
microaggressions.


Hey, size matters Shame on you
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