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A Story of Family Caring
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Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 13 2020, 9:02 PM EST
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Family caring

My cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent.

Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money. She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday.

I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the $300.00 because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin and told her to come and get the money.

A couple of hours later, I get a call from the Taylor County jail. It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 13 2020, 10:08 PM EST
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you're a problem solver!
rfenst Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 8:06 AM EST
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Gene, is this true?
Krazeehorse Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 8:44 AM EST
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Friday funny.......mic drop.
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 10:28 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Gene, is this true?


I doubt it, it is a copy and paste, but it "could" be true. Having counterfeit cash laying sounds pretty unlikely though.
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 10:44 AM EST
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Love it!
bgz Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 10:47 AM EST
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So your cousin was a transvestite then?
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 11:39 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
So your cousin was a transvestite then?

not just then...still
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 11:45 AM EST
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huh...had me going for a minute...thought Gene was getting flacc.................soft...
Stogie1020 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 12:14 PM EST
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Are we back to dating cousins?
madspackler Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 4:30 PM EST
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That was very thoughtful of you. Lol
Gene363 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 4:45 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
huh...had me going for a minute...thought Gene was getting flacc.................soft...



That was a nice touch of irony. Angel
Whistlebritches Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 5:24 PM EST
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Too funny
BuckyB93 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 7:32 PM EST
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That would be classic! One for the books if it was true.
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 8:53 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
That was a nice touch of irony. Angel

after I wiped the tear from me eye, lad, I wondered if I'm the only one left wondering what exactly is family carring.
Gene363 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 9:28 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
after I wiped the tear from me eye, lad, I wondered if I'm the only one left wondering what exactly is family carring.


What? Anxious


Thanks for reminding me, I forgot to fix that.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 9:45 PM EST
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I can't help myself.

thought maybe it was a term for a family road trip
MACS Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 10:15 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
after I wiped the tear from me eye, lad, I wondered if I'm the only one left wondering what exactly is family carring.


I'm wicked good wif wurds.

I left it alone. Gene is wicked smaht. I assumed it was a typo.
Gene363 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2020, 10:15 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I can't help myself.

thought maybe it was a term for a family road trip


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