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sfg391 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 2:12 PM EST
Joined: 01-12-2014
Posts: 124
A horny old codger named Frank
Went to town and got him a skank
She looked at his willie
And said, "WOW . . . THAT'S a dilly"
He said, "Just wait 'til you give it a wank" !
Gene363 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 2:43 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,799
There once was a man named Kildare
Who was doing his wife on the stairs
On his last stroke, the banister broke
But he finished her off in the air.
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 4:23 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too..
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 5:43 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
There once was a man from Boston
Who drove a little red Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas...
His balls hung out and he lost 'em.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 6:34 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
sfg391 wrote:
A horny old codger named Frank
Went to town and got him a skank
She looked at his willie
And said, "WOW . . . THAT'S a dilly"
He said, "Just wait 'til you give it a wank" !

I am not old!
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 6:53 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Bella’s new feller, named Frank,
Took her down to his cellar so dank.
As they sloshed through a puddle
She said, “Don’t wanna cuddle
but it’s just the right place for a spank.”
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Sep 10 2020, 9:03 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
it moved.


knocked over a lamp in the corner. Caren's pizzed.
Whistlebritches Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 11 2020, 7:06 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
frankj1 wrote:
it moved.


knocked over a lamp in the corner. Caren's pizzed.



I'd spank her................................umm but only if I were youWink Wink
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 11 2020, 7:23 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
Whistlebritches wrote:
I'd spank her................................umm but only if I were youWink Wink

hmmm.
you've been right about whiskey and cigars over the years...
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Sep 11 2020, 10:23 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
There once was a Jew from the East,
supposedly hung like a beast.
He was known as Frankie Tripod,
due to the length of his guy rod.
Which women always greased.
Mandobro Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 7:24 AM EST
Joined: 04-10-2013
Posts: 714
There once was a man named Perkin
Who was always jerking his gherkin.
His wife said, "Now, Perkin
stop jerkin' your gherkin,
you're shirkin' your firkin - you ****."
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Sep 12 2020, 9:13 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
Speyside wrote:
There once was a Jew from the East,
supposedly hung like a beast.
He was known as Frankie Tripod,
due to the length of his guy rod.
Which women always greased.

brought a tear to me eye, laddie.
tailgater Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 7:24 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
frankj1 wrote:
brought a tear to me eye, laddie.


Then put a harness on that thing.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Sep 13 2020, 9:25 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
if you can find the right size, call me
thurson Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Sep 14 2020, 2:55 PM EST
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,919
There once was a lady from Nizes
She had breasts of two different sizes,
One was small and nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes.
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