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Last post 3 years ago by Sunoverbeach. 16 replies replies.
I must have been pronouncing "Master Bedroom" wrong all this time
tailgater Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Because apparently it's now racist and offensive.

Gotta practice my minstrel skills. So embarrassing.




ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
I’m gonna watch Benson reruns in your honor now.
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I'm a gonna look it up, but it is so crazy I believe you. It is impossible to make up chit like that.
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,000
For political correctness, you may need an advanced education certificate. Maybe a Master's Degree?
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I knew it! Every college that offers master's degrees is racist. Harvard IS racist. Are they now called primary electricians? I will now call starry night a mainpiece.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Master class
Master craftsman
Master Chief
Headmaster
Quartermaster
Webmaster
Scoutmaster
Postmaster etc.
Clearly the world is beyond repair. Scrap it and start over
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
I just changed out the Master Cylinder and the Slave Cylinder in my trucks clutch...
Does that mean I'm a racist and I need to work on my "menstrual" skills too???Brick wall Think
deadeyedick Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,961
Y'all better stop masterbateing.
CarsonTheCat Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2020
Posts: 522
Shoot....guess they're going to have to rename "MasterChef" now too....
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
you didn't make that masterpiece...

turn in your Mastercards...

cancel the Masters Golf Tournament...

what's the butler gonna call Master Richie from now on...


Felipe Massa was just an average race car driver
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
delta1 wrote:
you didn't make that masterpiece...



cancel the Masters Golf Tournament...





I actually have seen where people think they should change the name of the Masters. Jesus......people need perspective
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
deadeyedick wrote:
Y'all better stop masterbateing.


I heard he only masturbates until he bleeds.
Smooth light Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
Will overlord work
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Of course not - they are even lazier and crazier than you.
Gene363 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680
delta1 wrote:
you didn't make that masterpiece...

turn in your Mastercards...

cancel the Masters Golf Tournament...

what's the butler gonna call Master Richie from now on...


Felipe Massa was just an average race car driver


I'm pretty sure that will never happen.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Renaming is a possibility. Look at the Washington Football Team
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