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DrafterX Offline
#301 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 11:58 AM EST
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it's prolly a tumor.... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#302 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 11:59 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
deadeyedick Offline
#303 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 12:11 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
it's prolly a tumor.... Mellow


It's not a tumor! Anxious
MACS Offline
#304 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 12:18 PM EST
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Hope it's nothing serious, Rick.
frankj1 Offline
#305 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 1:46 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
It's not a tumor! Anxious

your vitreous gel is shrinking.
Buckwheat Offline
#306 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 1:47 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Hope it's nothing serious, Rick.


+1 fog
honizuka Offline
#307 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:17 PM EST
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Posts: 29
you are either experiencing vitreous flashes or starting to get a retinal detachment. If it's way out at the edge of your vision and a vertically oriented line, it's probably a vitreous detachment or vitreous tugging, if it's more central and more persistent, then it could be a detachment and you need to get it checked soon cause it can get bigger at anytime, especially if it's patchy and changing. Either way you should check with your eye care professional and have it checked, to be on the safe side.
Palama Offline
#308 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:32 PM EST
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honizuka wrote:
you are either experiencing vitreous flashes or starting to get a retinal detachment. If it's way out at the edge of your vision and a vertically oriented line, it's probably a vitreous detachment or vitreous tugging, if it's more central and more persistent, then it could be a detachment and you need to get it checked soon cause it can get bigger at anytime, especially if it's patchy and changing. Either way you should check with your eye care professional and have it checked, to be on the safe side.


Lemme know when you’re ready to send out your “consulting” bill. I have Rick’s address. Wink
Palama Offline
#309 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:37 PM EST
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Hey Rick, clear out your Inbox! ram27bat
deadeyedick Offline
#310 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:40 PM EST
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Well I finally got through to the appointment receptionist. She said the earliest appointment available was Oct 16th. I explained the symptoms and she said: "Umm........ let me check with the doctor and call you back."

Called back in a few minutes. The doctor wants to see me this afternoon. Not sure I like where this is going.
Ram27 Offline
#311 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:41 PM EST
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Get it checked DED& you will be fine.

Pray sent.
deadeyedick Offline
#312 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:50 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Hey Rick, clear out your Inbox! ram27bat


Done.
deadeyedick Offline
#313 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 2:52 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
your vitreous gel is shrinking.



Just one of many things.d'oh!
honizuka Offline
#314 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 3:04 PM EST
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it's one of those better to safe then sorry situations, odds are it's normal stuff, but if it's not there are consequences.
MACS Offline
#315 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 3:19 PM EST
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Welp... looks like I am going back to work. Orientation tomorrow. Beer
rfenst Offline
#316 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 3:47 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Welp... looks like I am going back to work. Orientation tomorrow. Beer

Congrats!
HockeyDad Offline
#317 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 4:10 PM EST
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‘Bout time the bum got a job.
MACS Offline
#318 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 4:13 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
‘Bout time the bum got a job.


Don't get too excited... I may have to quit next spring if it interferes with my fishing and stuff.

My friend Art is considering buying a boat. If he does... I'ma hafta quit. LOL
frankj1 Offline
#319 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 4:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Welp... looks like I am going back to work. Orientation tomorrow. Beer

should we all get high to celebrate?

j/k. I knew you could get that short bus job.

j/k again.

Happy for ya...no kidding.
MACS Offline
#320 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 4:19 PM EST
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Frank?

I love you, man... Applause
frankj1 Offline
#321 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 4:21 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Frank?

I love you, man... Applause

not that there's anything wrong with that...
MACS Offline
#322 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 4:43 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
not that there's anything wrong with that...


Purely platonic, don'tcha know...
Ram27 Offline
#323 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 6:03 PM EST
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Congrats MACS Applause
deadeyedick Offline
#324 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 6:03 PM EST
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Sounds like a good part time gig. I jockeyed folks from the airport to a Scottsdale resort for awhile after I retired. Liked the driving and the clients were usually fun. Only problem was waiting to be called. Hated that part of it.
deadeyedick Offline
#325 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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honizuka wrote:
you are either experiencing vitreous flashes or starting to get a retinal detachment. If it's way out at the edge of your vision and a vertically oriented line, it's probably a vitreous detachment or vitreous tugging, if it's more central and more persistent, then it could be a detachment and you need to get it checked soon cause it can get bigger at anytime, especially if it's patchy and changing. Either way you should check with your eye care professional and have it checked, to be on the safe side.


Appreciate the advice Homer. My doc says it does not look to be serious and should subside on it's own within a few weeks.
danmdevries Offline
#326 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 6:33 PM EST
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Great news DED.

And congrats Macs. Back in a short bus again.
delta1 Offline
#327 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 6:34 PM EST
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great news DED...had similar issues about a year or so ago...had flashers and floaters in my right eye...flashers were in the upper right quadrant of my vision...floaters were almost everywhere, but most pronounced directly at the focal point of my reading vision...

ophthalmologist checked it and didn't think it was serious...said things should clear in a few weeks...

flashers took about three months...most of the floaters were gone after 6 months, except the most annoying one, which affects my reading...
MACS Offline
#328 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 6:48 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
And congrats Macs. Back in a short bus again.


Well... it's a van, but that doesn't work with the joke.
danmdevries Offline
#329 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 7:20 PM EST
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Lolz.

Joke or not, have fun dude. Toss some money aside for fishing when you really throw in the towel.
BuckyB93 Offline
#330 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 7:28 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... it's a van, but that doesn't work with the joke.


Do you park it down by the river?
frankj1 Offline
#331 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 7:49 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Do you park it down by the river?

ya think it's a double wide?
izonfire Offline
#332 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 8:03 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Purely platonic, don'tcha know...

Plato was an absolute freak.
Most people don’t know that...
danmdevries Offline
#333 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 8:11 PM EST
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Tiddynipples.

danmdevries Offline
#334 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 8:41 PM EST
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Tony, drink beer day was a motherfugging success!!!

I killed a sixer of wephinstephiner and a few local brews.

In the garage giggling along with 2 bears 1 cave podcast.

Back to work tomorrow. Coworker needed the night off, i got a busy day so I said ill come around midnight. She'll have to go in for a few hours but ill take her rear end.
danmdevries Offline
#335 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 8:43 PM EST
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When this shows over think imma go inside and bang the wife for a bit.
MACS Offline
#336 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 8:51 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
When this shows over think imma go inside and bang the wife for a bit.


Oh yeah... he's drunk.
Whistlebritches Offline
#337 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 9:20 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
When this shows over think imma go inside and bang the wife for a bit.



"I don't think so Dan"


Mrs Dan
frankj1 Offline
#338 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 9:24 PM EST
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the baby is due late June
8trackdisco Offline
#339 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 10:01 PM EST
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Oh Dan.... (sigh)
danmdevries Offline
#340 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 10:05 PM EST
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Theres never been a depiction of a dinosaur's anus in any movie.
danmdevries Offline
#341 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 10:05 PM EST
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Still in the garage.

Not ready to disappoint the wife just yet
Smooth light Offline
#342 Posted: Mon, Sep 28 2020, 10:34 PM EST
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🐪 rides are great, she'll love it too 🤰
CelticBomber Offline
#343 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 1:13 AM EST
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Starting day 3 without a cigarette. Nicotine patches seem to be working. There have been a few casualties though.... I am now a widower, my kids have barricaded themselves in the basement and they have evacuated a 10 block radius around my house. So, off to a good start I'd say!
8trackdisco Offline
#344 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 6:13 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Starting day 3 without a cigarette. Nicotine patches seem to be working. There have been a few casualties though.... I am now a widower, my kids have barricaded themselves in the basement and they have evacuated a 10 block radius around my house. So, off to a good start I'd say!


Barricaded..... Held Captive.... tomato.. tomatttoe.
8trackdisco Offline
#345 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 6:15 AM EST
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Danm,

How’s the head?

How did you choose to disappoint the wife?

Hadn’t really considered the dinosaur anus angle.
rfenst Offline
#346 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 6:48 AM EST
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Good morning.
Doctor appointment, closing on the house re-fi, pay the October bills and watch the Debate tonight. That's my day.
Have a good one!
tonygraz Offline
#347 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 6:50 AM EST
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I think Dan has a thing for big girls - really big girls.
deadeyedick Offline
#348 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 7:19 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
I think Dan has a thing for big girls - really big girls.


Or really big anuses or is it anusi?
MACS Offline
#349 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 7:25 AM EST
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Mornin' dudes...
corey sellers Offline
#350 Posted: Tue, Sep 29 2020, 8:55 AM EST
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Morning gents
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