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Not one but TWO unsolicited IEDs......
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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 1 2020, 10:00 PM EST
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ram27bat

Now first the rowdy azzhat noobs get all uppity and decide to gang up on ol’ Z in the Nood PIB then I get a MFR. I’m thinking “man that’s a big box for a Glock 19 slide (package I was EXPECTING)”

But NOOOOOOOOOOOO the Silver Fox Pirate of Scottsdale decides to send me a bottle of Elijah Craig Barrel Proof. Now I was having a convo with dkeage about the BP vs the 18 year......and this appears at my door. Also in the box is a check refill box with three pennies in it? Have no idea what that’s about, one for each eye for burial and one for my starfish?

Rick totally unexpected and very much appreciated!
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 1 2020, 10:16 PM EST
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I was taught to put coins in a cup so if the P.O. employee shakes the box he/she won't hear liquid sloshing.

typical outstanding bomb, Rick.
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 1 2020, 10:28 PM EST
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Have you tried the 18? It is one of my favorites.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 1 2020, 10:41 PM EST
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That’s why you’re the wise elder Frank!

Some might even speculate that you’re SMAAHHHT.
Palama Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 12:28 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
That’s why you’re the wise elder Frank!

Some might even speculate that you’re SMAAHHHT.


Frankie is wicked SMAAHHT...like a genius! Woot

Oh, and well done Rick! ThumpUp
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 8:56 AM EST
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Ha! I can assure you thats the last bottle of BP in the greater Phoenix area at this time. I checked.

And unexpected is the fun part.
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 9:33 AM EST
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The only fact I can discern from here is Z is low!!!
madspackler Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 10:14 AM EST
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Nice hit.

And Frankie is wicked Smaahht!
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 11:50 AM EST
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buncha dopes...
Whistlebritches Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 8:48 PM EST
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Great hit Rick
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 6:31 PM EST
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DED -------->horse <-----------ZRX


dayum...I might have to camp out with Z after all, to get a taste of that ECBP...
Palama Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 7:02 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
DED -------->horse <-----------ZRX


dayum...I might have to camp out with Z after all, to get a taste of that ECBP...


Hmmmm...you might wanna rethink that Al. After all, you can probably find the ECBP in an upscale bar and buy a shot or two but what price is your pride and manhood if you went in the van down by the river? Gonz
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 8:55 PM EST
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but it might be another 6-8 months before bars re-open...a fella can get awful thirsty...
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 10:57 PM EST
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Especially looking at me.....
Palama Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Dec 4 2020, 12:11 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
but it might be another 6-8 months before bars re-open...a fella can get awful thirsty...


Good point.
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Dec 4 2020, 2:10 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Especially looking at me.....



ummm...only if you're holding up that bottle of ECBP....hehehehe
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Dec 4 2020, 2:14 PM EST
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Emailing nudes tonight now.
delta1 Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Dec 5 2020, 5:56 PM EST
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bazzturd...bottle's empty already
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