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Figured I’d say hi and introduce myself
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Hey guys /gals. I’m new to the forum. I like cigars. My name is Jake from State Farm. I wear khakis. My favorite smoke so far is the melania from oliva. At the time I’m typing this I’m having an Alec Bradley black market. Pretty dang decent smoke. I like just about all cigars but I seem to prefer the stronger ones. I usually try to buy my cigars under 10 bucks a piece. I really like samplers so I can try new things. I’ve been a member on ope forum since it got started and also on arboristsite. I’m a chainsaw nut as well. I have credentials at those two sites. Never a sour deal on my end or any of those guys. I have been looking to get into the noob box pass and looking to get my foot in the door. I would add a picture of my collection but at present I’m not sure how that works.
I live on the east coast in Delaware. I have an old Grady white boat I like to smoke stogies on the Atlantic. Please feel free to bash me for any and all grammatical errors. I like to joke around and I prefer the banter. If this is posted in the wrong place feel free to hack me up for it.
Plowboy221 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
Used to watch ya wrestle back when I was a kid.... last time I seen anything about ya was in the 2000’s in a wrestling documentary beyond the mat (I think).... you were in pretty rough shape with the drugs and all. Hope your clean, sober and life is treating you well these days.
Cheno Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,935
Wrong forum noob. Go away.
Plowboy221 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
Oh ya wrong forum ya dumb noop


Frank
Plowboy221 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
Damn, a minute late
stinger88 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
Welcome to the forum. Oliva Melania is a good cigar. Happy New Year.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
I’m running an iris 74 quart tupper with the 69 boveda and a couple desktops at the moment. I just ordered an audew 300 count cooled humidor. Yeah I wrestled back in the day to pay for my cocaine habit. Got clean for a few years then turned into an alcoholic. So in order to replace one fix for another I’m now a cigar junkie. Thank you fellas I think I’ll fit in fine here
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Happy New Years guys. And ladies
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Welcome Snake. Is it cool if I picture you as Kurt Russell with an eye patch? Cause I'm gonna

Serious questions will be forthcoming. Tony! Questions please
Palama Online
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
Jakethesnake86 wrote:
Hey guys /gals. I’m new to the forum. I like cigars. My name is Jake from State Farm. I wear khakis. My favorite smoke so far is the melania from oliva. At the time I’m typing this I’m having an Alec Bradley black market. Pretty dang decent smoke. I like just about all cigars but I seem to prefer the stronger ones. I usually try to buy my cigars under 10 bucks a piece. I really like samplers so I can try new things. I’ve been a member on ope forum since it got started and also on arboristsite. I’m a chainsaw nut as well. I have credentials at those two sites. Never a sour deal on my end or any of those guys. I have been looking to get into the noob box pass and looking to get my foot in the door. I would add a picture of my collection but at present I’m not sure how that works.
I live on the east coast in Delaware. I have an old Grady white boat I like to smoke stogies on the Atlantic. Please feel free to bash me for any and all grammatical errors. I like to joke around and I prefer the banter. If this is posted in the wrong place feel free to hack me up for it.


I appreciate you giving me the Aaron Rodgers discount!

I watched the Stone Cold Steve Austin interview on the Pat McAfee Show and man, he was pretty funny. Hope you can tell us some wrestling stories later on.
Palama Online
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Welcome Snake. Is it cool if I picture you as Kurt Russell with an eye patch? Cause I'm gonna

Serious questions will be forthcoming. Tony! Questions please


How ‘bout Jake on Two and a Half Men? Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Prolly doesn't look as cool in an eye patch
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
Tell DDP hi for me.
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
To determine who you are and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked (other than mirrors or porn) ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
TP or bidet ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
Pancho or Cisco ?
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Cakes
Yes
Ellie Mae
Yes
Depends. On
Skip
Skip
No
Yes
Yes
Dogs
Women
Fold
Sit
Moist towelettes
Nah
Butter
Pancho
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Plowboy221 wrote:
Oh ya wrong forum ya dumb noop


Frank

why I oughta...
Plowboy221 Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,133
frankj1 wrote:
why I oughta...



Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Smooth light Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
How's the low and slow treating you.
Welcome.
Cheno Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,935
There may be some here that you want to avoid
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Slower lower is smooth and steady as always
I’ve stayed in Wilmington quite a bit. Not my cup o tea. Too many wanna be gangsters for my taste
Mr. Jones Online
#21 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Your "creds" don't check out on those other two sites...

Cigarsformoes.com

Snakelicker.net
LeeBot Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 1,920
You should PM clintCigar and introduce yourself. He's Cbid's customer service rep on the forum. If he knows you, you can get better customer support if you have a problem with an order.
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Hey there mr Jones .
Thanks for the welcome , you’re correct that any credit from one site certainly doesn’t carry over to this one.
I guess it’s time for me to come clean I’m not a wrestler nor an insurance agent
The two fake websites you posted confused me pretty good I checked both.
My forum name on the other two sites I mentioned is jakethesnake. I tried to use that here but it was already taken.
I’ve seen plenty of scam artists myself so I don’t expect anyone to trust me
I once had a noob send me a several hundred dollar chainsaw before I sent him any money.
The reason I mentioned ope forum is if I hadn’t checked in you could find me there via pm. I get email alerts from that site and I check in at least weekly

LeeBot I will pm clintcigar to introduce myself. Thanks for showing me the ropes folks
bgz Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Another set of questions:

WWE/WCW (or what ever the competition is now)?
Good guy or heel?
cage match or hell in a cell?
Copenhagen or Multiverse?
Pythons or Rattlers?
2x4 or Chair?
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 3,945
Wwe
HEEL 4 lyfe
Hell in a cell. Only a coward climbs over the top
Cope
Constrictors poison is for sissies
Chair. The sound gets the crowd on their feet

If Ric flair is wearing blue bet on him every time.
If he’s in red. He’s taking a dive. Industry secret


delta1 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
welcome to this corner of azzhattery, new guy...

mentioning your like for Melania should be reserved for the politics forum, and will prolly cause a little commotion...
mjrburn Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,590
Welcome snake! Did you play guitar for Skid Row?...no, wait, that was Dave.
Mr. Jones Online
#28 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Just messin' wit' cha'
clintCigar Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
Welcome to the madhouse Jake! And as much as these buffoons want me to, I DO NOT work in CBID customer service.
delta1 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
d'oh!


Liar
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Mr. Jones wrote:
Your "creds" don't check out on those other two sites...

Cigarsformoes.com

Snakelicker.net

can't stop laughing...
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