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Trump Now Most Acquitted President In History
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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 6:32 PM EST
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U.S.—President Donald Trump made history once again today after being acquitted in his second Senate impeachment trial. He is now the most acquitted president in American history.

Donald Trump issued a statement regarding this incredible honor.

"I have been completely and totally cleared of all wrongdoing in this pathetic witchhunt sham impeachment trial," said Trump. "I am now the most acquitted president ever -- even more than Clinton. No president has ever been acquitted more than I have. Will I get the credit? Probably not, because of the fake news media. I am looking forward to continuing our MAGA movement together for many more acquittals to come!"According to sources, Republican Senators cheered and high-fived each other, knowing they had just outsmarted all the Democrats into bestowing such an unprecedented badge of honor on the former president.

"Oh no! What have we done?!" wailed Senator Amy Klobuchar, suddenly realizing the Senate had given Trump yet another impressive world record, making him the subject of trivia questions for the next two centuries.

According to sources, Clinton will be handing over his giant gold "most acquitted ever" trophy to Trump in Mar-a-Lago next week.



ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 6:36 PM EST
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Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 6:42 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
U.S.—President Donald Trump made history once again today after being acquitted in his second Senate impeachment trial. He is now the most acquitted president in American history.

Donald Trump issued a statement regarding this incredible honor.

"I have been completely and totally cleared of all wrongdoing in this pathetic witchhunt sham impeachment trial," said Trump. "I am now the most acquitted president ever -- even more than Clinton. No president has ever been acquitted more than I have. Will I get the credit? Probably not, because of the fake news media. I am looking forward to continuing our MAGA movement together for many more acquittals to come!"According to sources, Republican Senators cheered and high-fived each other, knowing they had just outsmarted all the Democrats into bestowing such an unprecedented badge of honor on the former president.

"Oh no! What have we done?!" wailed Senator Amy Klobuchar, suddenly realizing the Senate had given Trump yet another impressive world record, making him the subject of trivia questions for the next two centuries.

According to sources, Clinton will be handing over his giant gold "most acquitted ever" trophy to Trump in Mar-a-Lago next week.





LOL LOL LOL
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 6:51 PM EST
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it's a better prize than a participation trophy...Trump can now say he beat Andrew Johnson by 9 votes
RobertHively Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 7:02 PM EST
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Teflon Don?
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 7:28 PM EST
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Dem revenge 0 for 2
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 7:37 PM EST
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I bet Pelosi is face down in the dinner plate drunk AF right about now.
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 7:37 PM EST
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refs are gonna throw a penalty flag on Trump's victory dance...

his real troubles in the American justice system are just beginning...don't think his acquittal streak will last
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 9:32 PM EST
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is everyone forgetting that the American voters have already weighed in on his performance?
Trump was fired.
He got stomped by an old guy who did not even get any enthusiastic votes...

so he can run again. that's the end result.
Smooth light Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 11:02 PM EST
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How many rounds is this fight?
Trump hasn't lost one yet,
Demon-rats save by bell once,
He's waiting for someone to answer the door, that ringing is keeping him from his nap.
oh well got to make sum more
Pop Corn, Corn Pop wants some.
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Feb 13 2021, 11:50 PM EST
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Boys, boys, follow the real games being played. McConnell thinks he played Schumer like a fiddle, he did. Pelosi played McConnell in the real game. Every crime has to have some form of legal redress. The Rublicans just created precedent for the legal redress not legal for the senate. Trump will be criminally prosecuted. It will go to the supreme court. The Republicans just created the precedent. But McConnell actually played the long game better. If Trump is convicted in criminal court the Republicans will not have convicted him.

This is high stakes poker. It is fascinating. Who will end up winning?
Smooth light Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:12 AM EST
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TRUMP because he ain't playing for anything.
RayR Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:16 AM EST
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Now that that circus is done, now they can get to impeaching Dictator Biden
CheapPrick Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 11:20 AM EST
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Cool! He's getting a trophy made out of Lego's!
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Feb 14 2021, 12:43 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is everyone forgetting that the American voters have already weighed in on his performance?
Trump was fired.
He got stomped by an old guy who did not even get any enthusiastic votes...

so he can run again. that's the end result.


doubt if he'll run again...he is in so much legal jeopardy...criminally and civilly...throw in the GA AG's investigation into his state election law violation and a possible criminal case in DC for incitement...

there's a good possibility he's run afoul of IRS tax laws, which could come to light as the case against him in the SDNY can proceed, now that he's out of office...that would be fitting...the mob boss POTUS jailed like a lot of other mob bosses for not paying taxes...

he knew this would be his future out of office...explains his conduct after he lost the election...hold onto office by any means necessary
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