Two guys at work
I'll be late tomorrow, I have to attend a sensitivity Training because I never called someone by their preferred pronoun.
I've been there but I learnt my lesson.
Next time say, "I identify as a logical thinking humanoid whose perspective is based on biological evidence rather than self-entitled manipulations of language and petty feelings."
And then add, "As someone well educoatedwith the notion of freedom of choice, I'm sure you will understand."
Thanks to Bruce Sunderland's Faceless cartoon.
https://www.faceless.co.za/read_fl.asp?pass_num=1890