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Biden Orders Kung Pao Chicken During First Official Call With China
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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 6:15 AM EST
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden made his first official call to Chinese President Xi Jinping yesterday, and ordered a Kung Pao Chicken #5 with fried rice and two egg rolls.

"Listen here, Xi -- I ain't messing around here," said Biden. "I wanna Kung Pao and General Tso's. And give me some fried rice with a couple of those deep-fried cabbage-twinkies with the ducktail sauce."

Biden's press secretary later confirmed the call with China was a "robust" discussion about foreign trade and human rights, but she did not go into further detail.

Anonymous sources inside the White House say Biden is frustrated after waiting for over 12 hours for his order to show up, promising to "never order from China again."

"I'll never let China eat my lunch!" Biden later was heard saying. The U.S. Ambassador to China has announced Biden will be placing high tariffs on fortune cookies until he gets all the food he ordered-- or a full refund.
Jsnyder147 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 7:19 AM EST
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Big fan of those deep fried cabbage twinkies.
deadeyedick Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 7:34 AM EST
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Should have ordered#2. Xi is good at shoveling that.
RayR Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 9:22 AM EST
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"Joe Biden backtracks on comments he made during his campaign, saying he now thinks that China will, in fact, “eat our lunch.” Take a look at Biden’s blatant contradiction as he ends up agreeing with President Trump."

https://conservativeplaylist.com/2021/02/18/biden-warns-china-will-eat-our-lunch/

Com'on Man!
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 10:32 AM EST
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"Com'on Man!"

Love it !!

Uncle cool Joe stranosa's go to comment when someone confronts him with a stressful question that requires a total lie for an answer...
Smooth light Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 11:51 AM EST
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Are you a china-dog pony soldier?
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 2:58 PM EST
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Chinese sounds good for dinner.
Smooth light Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 4:55 PM EST
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She must be over 18,do they deliver?
Krazeehorse Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 8:09 PM EST
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Shouldn't his catch phrase be c'mon person? Not man.
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 8:55 PM EST
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In the early days of CBid, I once got a time out for making a reference to "ordering #9".
Or something like that.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 10:43 PM EST
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Oh God!
Not #9!!!

You fool!
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 8:04 AM EST
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Did Bucky have anything to do with that?
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 5:51 PM EST
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next time Biden's in Peking...he better get the "Duck"
izonfire Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:33 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
next time Biden's in Peking...he better get the "Duck"

OUCH... d'oh!

To ease my pain,
I'm gonna have a shot tonight dedicated to you... Beer
delta1 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:40 PM EST
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once you get settled, PM your addy...

I'll ship you some head aches...ummmm...pain....errr.... pain medication
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