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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 8:27 AM EST
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A true story as follow up to Gene's eye opening article.

After my nieces first day of kindergarten she told my sister there would not be a second day. Then the explained the day. My sister was furious. She set an appointment with a highly regarded private school the next day, and an appointment with the public school principal and kindergarten teacher.

My sister politely explained that she had transferred my niece to the other school. The kindergarten teacher went off. Then my niece yelled stop! My niece said this. When I graduate high school I will have an excellent education and not be brainwashed, and eventually graduate MIT with a PHD. You on the other hand will be a mean ugly old d*ke, right now you are not old. Mom, let's go. My sister explained about she my niece why she should have politely lied. To which my my niece replied, so lying is always fine? My sister laughed and said point taken. Then said you should have added spiteful. My niece thought about it and said that would have been better.

My niece is very smart. She is in a gifted students program and in the class of gifted students 2 years older than the program she was originally placed in.
JadeRose Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 11:09 AM EST
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Did you have stroke while writing this gibberish?
Smooth light Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 11:40 AM EST
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I see a spoiled snob in the making. No wonder they have mental issue when they get older. Mommy knows best (even if they are spoiled).
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 12:43 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
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Soooo??

Your 5? Yr old niece knows the "D" word?

Wow!

How much $$ is that private school tuition?

My daughter went to one of the TOP 5 SCHOOL districts in all of Pennsylvania and my total taxes were only $4,000 to $5,000 K a year...sometimes you gotta bite the bullet when you get one "not so good teacher" VS. $10-15K PER YEAR
FOR A PRIVATE SCHOOL....

DO THE MATH 12 X $10/15K IS $120 K OR $180K...
That would almost pay for YALE OR HARVARD with minimal aid or scholarships...

Not sure if she did right thing?

What EXACTLY transpired in that first Day?
Brainwashing? How?
tonygraz Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 3:03 PM EST
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Spey definitely is better at math than Gene. Can't wait for the follow up on the niece getting beat up.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 18 2021, 10:41 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Did you have stroke while writing this gibberish?

have to admit I was a bit alarmed when reading the op
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 6:43 PM EST
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Sure,
there were confusing parts of the equation,
but it all adds up...
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:19 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Sure,
there were confusing parts of the equation,
but it all adds up...

maybe you could do some math tutoring.
I heard you could use the extra cash.
delta1 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:33 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
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you're gonna have to wait, Frank...Izon's math curriculum is being audited for subliminal racist cultural deficiencies
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:41 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
you're gonna have to wait, Frank...Izon's math curriculum is being audited for subliminal racist cultural deficiencies

There will always be those who will be determined to engage in the pursuit of an unending search for that which is not there...

BTW - Your continued use of the English language only demonstrates your steadfast support for white supremacy.
Racist!!!
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:42 PM EST
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Oy!
izonfire Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:48 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
maybe you could do some math tutoring.
I heard you could use the extra cash.

You heard right Papa!!!
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:49 PM EST
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dayum, forgot my accent....subriminal lacist cultulal deficience
izonfire Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 7:52 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
dayum, forgot my accent....subriminal lacist cultulal deficience

Ohhhh Delta, you so baaaaaaad!
Me no likey!!!!!
tailgater Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 8:56 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
No 5 year old speaks like that.

But most type like that.


What the hell, dude?
I feel stupider just for reading it.
izonfire Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 8:59 PM EST
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I know you are, but what am I?
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 9:51 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
izonfire wrote:
There will always be those who will be determined to engage in the pursuit of an unending search for that which is not there...


Professor Irwin Corey?
The World's Foremost Authority?
Speyside Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Feb 19 2021, 11:57 PM EST
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Dude, most everyone who reads what I write feels stupid. A poet laureate I am not. I have been known to break every rule about english in a single sentence.
izonfire Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Feb 20 2021, 2:08 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Dude, most everyone who reads what I write feels stupid. A poet laureate I am not. I have been known to break every rule about english in a single sentence.

I knew you weren’t a white supremacist...
izonfire Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Feb 20 2021, 2:11 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Professor Irwin Corey?
The World's Foremost Authority?

Had to look him up.
Looks like a fantastic character.
Shameful that I had never heard of him.
We should be more cognizant of our American culture.

Honestly...
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Feb 20 2021, 7:17 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
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frankj1 wrote:
Professor Irwin Corey?
The World's Foremost Authority?



Sadly the professor died in 2017 at the age of 102. Always enjoyed him on late nite talk TV.

We also lost Norm Crosby last year at 93- he had a way wif words.
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