HockeyDad wrote:Switzerland but the cold could be an issue.
Wife has a newfound affinity for Mediterranean climates. This opens the door for Australia, Chile, and Argentina in the Southern Hemisphere. Haven't scouted them though.
Do NOT go to Australia... imagine dealing with SJW's with a funny accent that are worse than ours and spiders that give you the finger as they drag family members off into the bushes. There's also the babies to think about... Dingo's man. Dingo's. 'nuff said.
I'd choose Iceland. The chicks are easy and plenty of volcano's to ditch the bodies. Imagine, never having to dig a hole ever again.