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billnyethescienceguy Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:36 PM EST
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so the other day i was hitting on this pretty lady and all was going well until i noticed a bulge in her pants
(the nurse doesn't need to know). i was so angry, pre-op/post-op people need to be more honest. boy, did she look good though.


wheel,
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:38 PM EST
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Think
so, you felt him up..?? Huh
billnyethescienceguy Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:39 PM EST
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hell no, i ain't no gay homo

wheel,
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:41 PM EST
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so because you stopped after after feeling the bulge you think you're not gay-homo..?? Huh
billnyethescienceguy Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:43 PM EST
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dude, i visually inspected the bulge.

thats different

wheel,
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:45 PM EST
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billnyethescienceguy wrote:
dude, i visually inspected the bulge.



do you do this to all guys or just the ones you're attracted too..??? Huh
billnyethescienceguy Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:47 PM EST
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you are hopeless, just women. can never be too careful.

wheel,
billnyethescienceguy Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:48 PM EST
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if a pretty lady has a pecker she best have epic tatas.

wheel,
sd72 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:49 PM EST
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Good thing for you it didn't have it tucked and taped.
billnyethescienceguy Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 3:49 PM EST
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that would be an even bigger lie!

wheel,
danmdevries Online
#11 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 4:46 PM EST
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Only a problem for city folk. Glad ive never needed to concern myself.
mikey1597 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 4:51 PM EST
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Ok, so did you honk herhis boobs?
billnyethescienceguy Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 5:26 PM EST
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duh, the doctor did a good job.

wheel,
wheelrite Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 5:31 PM EST
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oh great another imposter..


the real deal

wheel,
Mithrandir Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 5:31 PM EST
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billnyethescienceguy wrote:
hell no, i ain't no gay homo

wheel,


Not that there's anything wrong with that!
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 5:43 PM EST
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Did she say, "I love you?"
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#17 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 5:45 PM EST
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Maybe it was a she, and she was packing something other than a he thing.

http://www.thunderwear.com/
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delta1 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 5:49 PM EST
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Was her name Annie?
scompay Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:02 PM EST
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billnyethescienceguy wrote:
so the other day i was hitting on this pretty lady and all was going well until i noticed a bulge in her pants
(the nurse doesn't need to know). i was so angry, pre-op/post-op people need to be more honest. boy, did she look good though.


wheel,


Thats no lie. some say a ladyboy (2in1) is the best fun you can have.
If you noticed a bulge, she was excited by you.
wheelrite Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:07 PM EST
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Thats no lie. some say a ladyboy (2in1) is the best fun you can have.
.


and you know this,,, how ?


oh my..


wheel,
scompay Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:25 PM EST
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Billy are you playing ignorant?
wheelrite Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:26 PM EST
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playing ?
scompay Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:27 PM EST
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You lied to her, built her up and put her away wet and hard.
wheelrite Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:30 PM EST
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not me
scompay Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:34 PM EST
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If it was a cross-dresser than its not worth the trouble.
wheelrite Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:35 PM EST
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goes without saying ?
scompay Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:38 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Thats no lie. some say a ladyboy (2in1) is the best fun you can have.
.


and you know this,,, how ?


oh my..


wheel,


Think about it, you can have a pretty lady (like billnyethescienceguy said) and your buddy you like to send cigars to, all in one. Heck i would be pissed if I sent cigars and wasnt some love in return.
jetblasted Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:44 PM EST
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Oh Myyyy . . .
scompay Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:47 PM EST
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Billy I know what you thinking- the pipe tobacco smokers are a cheap date.
wheelrite Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Apr 15 2014, 6:47 PM EST
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
My,,,,


wheel
Abrignac Online
#31 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 5:37 PM EST
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It’s been a while since we heard from wheel.
Plowboy221 Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 5:42 PM EST
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Andy Kaufman is wheel? Wheel is Andy Kaufman?



Oh mi
Pedro
JadeRose Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 5:52 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
It’s been a while since we heard from wheel.




Uhm......yeah. I suppose it will continue to be a while, too.
ZRX1200 Online
#34 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 6:04 PM EST
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Oh luuurd
Palama Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 6:13 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
It’s been a while since we heard from wheel.


Pretty early for drunk posting. Frying pan
tonygraz Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 6:56 PM EST
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It's a little later the further east you go. Cheers !
Speyside Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Jun 4 2021, 8:26 PM EST
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere. That reminds me, I need to open some wine.
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