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I am soooo freakin' tired of these pandemic slacker bar/restaurant hours
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
I freakin' go to state college to enjoy myself...like I used to in 2019...
Now all these LAZY SLACKER PRI*ks close at 9pm on a freakin' Thursday...
WTF?

I go to the american ale H.U.T. (HOUSE) to get my $1.00 oysters on the half shell(which is ALWAYS 18 OYSTERS BECAUSE IM HUNGRY) on Thursdays and no more happy hour pricing on beers...used to be BELLS TWO HEARTED ALE IPA FOR HALF OFF $6 REGULAR PRICE DOWN TO $3...
STILL NOT REINSTATED...SO ITS $6 A POP

I GET MY CIPPINO SEAFOOD STEW MADE IN FRONT OF ME FOR $26...OR the HOUSE GUMBO AT $29 at the steam bar...used to get out of there for like $35$45 WIT TIP...now it's $68 and $12 tip...$80 WTF?

Pandemic equals TWICE THE PRICING AND the restaurants aren't budging...the cheap pricks...

BUT... I FOUND A CONSTRUCTION DUMPSTER FILLED WITH 6 DIFFERENT KINDS OF COPPER WIRE...AT LEAST 150 LBS IN MY TRUNK...
A SWEET $150-200 OF NO.1 & NO. 2 WIRE...

I AM AN OPPORTUNIST SCAVANGER... EXTRIODINARE...PLUS I FOUND A TRASH SCRATCH OFF LOTTO TICKET FOR FIFFY BUCKS!!

GET TO KNOW ME.

I WENT TO "THE BAR" IN BOALSBURG... I'D DRINK THERE ALL NIGHT LONG CHEAP AS F**K...16 OZ ROLLING ROCKS $1.00
NOW??? PANDEMIC PRICING $3.00 FOR A FLAT AS SH*t 16 oz draft of yuengling...clean your freakin' tap lines you losers..then Kelly's steak house next door closed at
9 pm..WTF?? THEY USED TO BE OPEN TILL 11 PM MON-SUN...THE LAZY SLACKER F#CKS ARE ALL WORKING LESS AND SLEEPING TOO MUCH...
BUNCH OF LAZY BUMS!!!
tonygraz Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
You should be happy about the early closing. An old fart like you will often have problems driving in the dark. Besides which, you don't have to spend all the scavenger funding you get on the very same day.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
I heard they stay open later if you sign up for their platinum membership
Speyside Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
#drinkathome
#eatathome
Smooth light Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
A man needs a "maid."
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Being targeted for death by the Gubmint sure makes a guy cranky.
bgz Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
And drink a lot apparently.
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Jonsey, get in the loop man. You just don't know where the after hours joints are.
Smooth light Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
When the maid leaves, bring in those NINE hookers on Hooters.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
RE #1

U WHINNY CHEAP AZZ FUC!!!

Go look in the dumpster behind AmeRicAN AlE HUT next time, you might find some free oysters.
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
^ can’t you order that stuff on Chewydotcom?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
Jones don't need no stinkin' free shipping.
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Too much!!!

Great responses!!!!


I am a cranky old bastid...

#6 jaderose'd post wins bestest
#11 z wins second
#10 T.G. wins 3rd
Dg west deptford Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Isn't there a lounge nearby where all the rich guys unwind with 12 year old PrEmO hooch?

& an assortment of boutique brews from the local breweries & obscenely expensive cigars being handed out like penny candy to any noob who wonders in the back door after hours?

Maybe this place is special?

No oysters but We sell lottery & have a trash can too


bgz Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Don't do it Jonesy, it's a trap!
JadeRose Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Mr. Jones wrote:
Too much!!!

Great responses!!!!


I am a cranky old bastid...

#6 jaderose'd post wins bestest
#11 z wins second
#10 T.G. wins 3rd




I WON! WHOO HOO! Suck it, bitches!
tonygraz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
What was the prize ?
Smooth light Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
🌹
thurson Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,914
You're paying too much for Rolling Rock!

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