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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 11:37 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Found about $$$two-fiddy-$TREE HUNNERT? in the last 7 days...

About friggin tImEApplause Applause !!!

I was in a three-4 wEek losing streak...
Gathering and scratChING about 2,500+
Tickets with zero winnings was rough...

Hit about $35-55 each day for a week!!

Paying my overdue water bill and separate sewer bill with my winnings..

I hit that HONEY HOLE SONOCO ON RT. 15 near Liverpool ON MY WAY HOME from the mtns.where the lotto players all rode the short bus and can't see to well...found 60 unchecked there on Friday and four winners $10, $20, $10, $15...
Four winners in 60 tickets is unheard of...
The odds are totally against it...unless a real dummy plays there...which they obviously do ...

P.S. (ram27bat ram27bat keep out of my rt.15 SONOCO terf!!)
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 3:43 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Jonsey, glad you're getting you groove back.
Ram27 Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 48,993
Jonesy do you just go into the store and pick the tickets out of the trash receptacle in the store or outside? Ever been asked by the store employees what the hell you're doing?
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 4:28 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 48,993
Need to know as I will be up this week near the Sunco. 😉
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:15 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Never ask anybody...

Just DO IT...

LIKE NIKE...

I GO INSIDE AND OUTSIDE...BOTH.

IF EVER ASKED "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"

I CHOOSE FROM MY FOLLOWING PRE THOUGHT OUT RETORTS...

"I THREW AWAY A WINNING TICKET EARLIER TODAY AND NOW IM LOOKING FOR IT...DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME?"

"I LOST MY KEYS AND NOW IM LOOKING FOR THEM, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE W.A.D. OF LOTTERY TICKETS IN MY LEFT HAND"

"I AM A POOR GRUB AND I NEED MONEY"

"I AM SEARCHING FOR "SECOND CHANCE DRAWING" LOTTERY TICKETS"

"IM LOOKING FOR WINNING LOTTERY TICKETS THAT PEOPLE THROW AWAY WITHOUT CHECKING THEM FIRST...JUST LIKE YOU DO EVERYDAY and perhaps I might yell that fact to all the loyal customers currently watching and listening to this interaction"

"None of your business, don't worry about what I'm doing...just admit your pissed off that I'm taking your side lottery income and your pissed off about it...then I'll leave...
Any other excuse like corporate doesn't like it or it's illegal or I don't do that ...is just a lie and we both know that already...so leave me alone and act like I was never here...
Don't ever call me out again either or I will complain to corporate and tell them what you are doing"

I have twenty others just ready to spout out VERY LOUDLY AT A MOMENTS NOTICE...
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:20 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I only have one bullet in the chamber. The other must have fallen in here.
Ram27 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jun 15 2021, 3:12 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 48,993
^ Shame on you
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jun 15 2021, 4:33 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
I've dropped a few pounds and my wedding ring fell off when I flipped my used Kleenex in there...


Git'Em Mr. joNes
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