I imagine the emails look like this...
Dear Celtic...
I have this friend who's into fat, bald customer service workers... Keeps running into a string of bad luck, anyway, you seem like a great guy because of your excellent customer service on cbid, soooOoOoOO.
Should I give him your number? Should I tell him to PM you?
Ya!!!
So if you're looking for cbid customer service... or you just want to have sex with a bald cs worker, pm Celtic Bomber... he's your man.