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WTF IS W.r.o.N.g. with womens' ???
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
So, I had a tough day in several ways...

I wake up with a sore gallbladder...
About half the pain of a full bore attack..

Take it easy all morning, eat a decent breakfast and watch TV ..
It's 1:30 pm and I say..." I gotta do something, I'll work on the dog fence at least so the day isn't a total waste..."

I start cutting down certain arborvitae tree limbs blocking my "fence height
raising project" , fence is only 4 ft and the new pup can almost jump it...

Massive pile of tree limbs, I cut them up for firewood and trim the tops off to throw away...after 3 hrs I'm finished.

Drink 3 beers and smoke 2 cigars..
Forgot to take my meds ( blood pressure) and the second cigar puts me down half way through dinner...take my meds then push my plate ( nice steak dinner , half finished to the center of the table so the dog doesn't jump up and get it)..tell the girlfriend "I GOTTA LAY DOWN, that cigar was too strong"...

30-45 MINUTES GOES BY , then I feel way better...

Get off the couch and go back to finish my dinner...

Annnndddd...

It's friggin G.O.N.E....

WTF ???

I said "where's my dinner?"

Dumbo G.F. sez..." I threw it out"

F**king bull SHEEEEEIIITTTTEEE!!!

Fu*kin' broads don't get it ...
At ALL !!!

I SHOULDA let it near the table edge so at least the dog woulda' ate it instead of the garbage disposal..
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HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,120
When you went to lay down she prolly thought you had Covid.
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
LMAO!!!

OUCH...MY gallbladder still hurts from laughing!!
That pain did not go away...
rfenst Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,255
Yeah, but you missed the most important part. Did you re-light and finish the cigar?
Bwahhhaaahhhhaaaahhaaaaa!
Abrignac Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
You sure she isn’t an SSG agent? She probably doped your cigars and is planning to starve you to death.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
BBC….
Dg west deptford Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Jack Nicholson on women.

I think of a man, and I take away logic, reason & accountability.

you shoulda said to her (in your best Jack Nicolson voice)

Where did they teach you to throw away steak like this? In some Panama City "sailor wanna hump-hump" bar? Or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else lady. We're all stocked up here.
JadeRose Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Turn queer, Jones. Problem solved!
MACS Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
JadeRose wrote:
Turn queer, Jones. Problem solved!


Jade lookin' for a hookup...

Why didn't you wrap it up and put it in the fridge, Jonesie? Or cover it and leave it on the counter?
JadeRose Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
MACS wrote:
Jade lookin' for a hookup...

Why didn't you wrap it up and put it in the fridge, Jonesie? Or cover it and leave it on the counter?



Naw....I'm just sayin that Jones is by the dumpsters a lot anyway. He could give out handies and stuff. Make a little cash, make some new friends, not have to deal with the wimmin folk nonsense. I see it as a win/win for him
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
#5 abrigniac

She's not SSG as far as I know?

#9 Mac's

It's all I could do just to get up and walk to the couch...
I felt like crap...a bad cigar gut ache and a high blood pressure occurance at the same time...it was bad...
I did push the plate to the middle of the table...I thought that was all I could handle..no energy to wrap and put in the fridge.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
If there wasn't a p*ssy on it, there'd be a bounty on it.

Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
I took "her" plate off the table tonight , half way through dinner when she went to the bathroom...

Put it in the fridge...

She came back and said...

"Where the hell is my dinner!!!??"

I laughed like hell ...then yelled
BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

FROM THE COUCH!!!

SHE was searching all over for it . ...
Then she found it...

PURTY sure I got my point across...
Smooth light Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2020
Posts: 3,598
Right on....πŸ‘
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