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Vakodak Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 7:57 PM EST
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I’m new here. It appears I won an auction. How do I check out?
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 8:21 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Dis-own your RUSSIAN ALLegiance and apply for
U.S. amnesty...

You Will receive your winnings only after to he afore mentioned completion
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 8:35 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,669
Vakodak wrote:
I’m new here. It appears I won an auction. How do I check out?


A. Your won auctions get automatically consolidated, billed and shipped based upon the Shipping Frequency in My Account.

B. You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave!
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 8:57 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,128
Vakodak wrote:
I’m new here. It appears I won an auction. How do I check out?


Dial 0 on your phone and it will connect to the front desk.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 9:47 PM EST
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
bgz Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 10:18 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Nope, no checking out for you.
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 10:33 PM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
A coupla drinks and some ambien is definitely one way to check out…
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Nov 13 2021, 11:02 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
and I thought the poor schmuck was gonna get dumped on.
proud of youse guys for being so mature.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 12:18 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
It's a kinder gentler Cbid
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 12:25 AM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
Hazing too heavily is now considered a hate crime…
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 2:46 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,589
Have you tried calling Dr Kavorkian?
streetrod Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 7:08 AM EST
Joined: 08-16-2007
Posts: 2,110
frankj1 wrote:
and I thought the poor schmuck was gonna get dumped on.
proud of youse guys for being so mature.


😂😂😂😂😂.

How ya been Frank?
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 2:25 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
streetrod wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂.

How ya been Frank?

been pushing forward, good to see you!
You gonna be Wintering in Carolina soon?
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 2:26 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
Sunoverbeach wrote:
It's a kinder gentler Cbid

some funny posts so far
tonygraz Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 4:34 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,243
No real way to tell. Buy life insurance.
BuckyB93 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 4:39 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,184
How can you not like izon's posts?

#7 make me chuckle... Dark... but funny
streetrod Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 7:28 PM EST
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Posts: 2,110
frankj1 wrote:
been pushing forward, good to see you!
You gonna be Wintering in Carolina soon?


Hope to be leaving for Myrtle Beach on Dec. 27 & stay for 3 weeks. Come back for a week to take care of Dr. appointments & tests & then go back until March.
We have a 2 family house & my son lives in the other apt. So he will look after the place.

The cold really bothers my health. So I am looking forward to a Myrtle Beach winter of temps around 50-55 in the day.

Stay well.
delta1 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Nov 14 2021, 8:17 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
first of all, lose the long trench coat and dark sunglasses...way too obvious...then find a spot with a nice big dark window opposite your target zone on a bright day...even better if you can get a bank shot off a second window
HockeyDad Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Nov 15 2021, 12:36 AM EST
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Posts: 46,128
frankj1 wrote:
some funny posts so far


Does this smell like chloroform?
BuckyB93 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Nov 15 2021, 1:32 AM EST
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Posts: 14,184
streetrod wrote:
Hope to be leaving for Myrtle Beach on Dec. 27 & stay for 3 weeks. Come back for a week to take care of Dr. appointments & tests & then go back until March.
We have a 2 family house & my son lives in the other apt. So he will look after the place.

The cold really bothers my health. So I am looking forward to a Myrtle Beach winter of temps around 50-55 in the day.

Stay well.


Anyone have streetrod's addy? I think there is a herf in the making during the first couple weeks of January & February time frame.

We'll just have to put a cow bell or sumpin' around his neck so we can skidaddle when we hear him coming back.
streetrod Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Nov 15 2021, 7:15 PM EST
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Posts: 2,110
BuckyB93 wrote:
Anyone have streetrod's addy? I think there is a herf in the making during the first couple weeks of January & February time frame.

We'll just have to put a cow bell or sumpin' around his neck so we can skidaddle when we hear him coming back.


Which house do you want the herf at? The one in Jersey or the one in MB.
Let me know so I can have the good stix & booze ready
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Nov 15 2021, 8:00 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
Vakodak

Go back to ROOSKIE LAND and buy your cigars from the commander commisar...
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Nov 15 2021, 8:28 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
streetrod wrote:
Which house do you want the herf at? The one in Jersey or the one in MB.
Let me know so I can have the good stix & booze ready

I think Bucky's planning it for wherever you aren't...hence the cow bell.

In high school we used to call such residences EH (empty house) or No 'rents (parents).
party on, Garth!
streetrod Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 18 2021, 11:23 AM EST
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I figured that. Thats why I asked him which house so I can have to good stuff waiting for him.
Of course, Drive & smoke at your own rosk😁
streetrod Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 18 2021, 11:25 AM EST
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Oops! Drive should be drink. Damn auto correct.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Nov 18 2021, 11:41 AM EST
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drink and drive the correct auto
ZRX1200 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 18 2021, 11:47 AM EST
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Less than .08% correct
DrMaddVibe Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 18 2021, 12:20 PM EST
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Why hasn't he called Dave????
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