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Neighborhood soUNdS ...bringing flashbacks...
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Nov 21 2021, 8:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Speak to the hand

I can barely take all this new neighborhood B.S.
Sound effects...

It like the United Nations around here...

Passing cars and nearby domiciles blasting African & Arabic
Hip hop bogus music with blaring bass notes.... bad memory recall...

Last thing I need is reminiscing about very early 1980's and where I was...
My neighborhood sounds like Lagos, Nigeria lately... mostly ....then it switches to that new techn0-crat Arabic B.S. wacky spacy music...

I start feeling around for a Belgian High-power 9 mm and a SURPRESSed vintage WWII Ingram sten gun...but.... All I feel is a Ruger .380 and a sawed off vintage 12 ga. Pump...
Still just as good...just different.
izonfire Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2021, 12:59 AM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,647
You’re gonna have to head straight back into it as if it were happening all over again.
Because it is.

Don’t worry Mr Jones. We got your back…
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 22 2021, 7:19 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Thanks IZON...

BACK WHEN I went to high school in the Early 70's...we had one Puerto Rican kid and one black kid in a lower grade...maybe a few Asians who were adopted...WE HAD
230? KIDS IN OUR GRADUATION CLASS...IT WAS W.A.S.P. CITY...

Now our local high school is like the U.N....

ALL KINDS IF IMMIGRANTS AND EVERY RACE IMAGINABLE..
ITS NOT A BIG DEAL TO ME...BUt WHEN THEy STARt BLARING THEir TECHNO AFRICAN BASS music ON TEN in Swahili in their cars or the middle eastern techno pop blasting Arabic chants and the such. ...

It's like living in a foreign country...

Nothing like the old days OF LANCASTER COUNTY, PA...

It used to be so calm , QUIET and slow MOVING ....now the traffic is crazy , SPEEDING CARS DOING 45-50 IN 25 MPH ZONES IN NEIGHBORHOODS WITH LITTLE KIDS
And everyone is LOUD AS HELL...
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2021, 7:40 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Ratta-tat-tat -tat went the AK'S ABOVE MONTEGO BAY...
as we sat on the boat.. just ARRIVED inTO the harbor from CUBA.... THE Zodiac was loaded with FULL AUTO MERCH
DESTINED FOR the blue mountain depot ala dirty cop escort and payment in cash...in a non disCRIPT WHITE Toyota truck with a solid cap on the back....

Flashback... ratta-tat-tat.....

Cue in the AFRO TECHNO BASS ON "10" MUSIC...
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2021, 10:10 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Let me SpeAk tO tHe chinAmaN...
Give mE tWo hoUrs..yoke me ouT,
Full sEt of clotHes,,,, from theSKIN ouT...
New sEt of paPers...
You gotta get me to THE taL.L. coRn...
Talk to you later.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2021, 10:50 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Where's the girl,
I saw the sign,
Who frisked Emmmmmm'...
You wanna gossip or you wanna shoot somebody?
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2021, 11:10 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
don't stop now!
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 23 2021, 11:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Bwuhahahahaha!!!🤫🤫🤫
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