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RayR Online
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 11:21 AM EST
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I hope they have heavily armed security. A DNC ANTIFA mob may be headed their way.


HILARIOUS: A ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Store Has Opened In Blue Massachusetts

By Mike LaChance
Published December 6, 2021 at 11:11pm

Quote:
A store has opened in liberal, blue Massachusetts which specializes in ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ merchandise. The phrase, which was popularized in recent months, loosely translates to F-Joe Biden.

You might expect something like this to happen in a red state, but Massachusetts?

It just goes to show that there are people everywhere who are unhappy about Biden’s presidency.

More...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/12/hilarious-go-brandon-store-opened-blue-massachusetts/
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 12:40 PM EST
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are the hats made in China?

Not really too far from me near the Rhode Island border.
Might go check it out.

Thanks
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 1:01 PM EST
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If you get close enough... spit on Rhode Island for me.
Speyside2 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 1:31 PM EST
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Hey,undesirables still have to eat.
Speyside2 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 5:03 PM EST
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I bet they have some Franked stuff too.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 5:04 PM EST
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I love how “smart” people are mocking “dumb” people because they think this is Trump vs Plugs…..

City is on fire and the dude on camera talks about mostly peaceful protest.

Crowd shouts F Plugs Biden and the reporter says listen Brandon they’re cheering for you!

The blatant fakeness of the empower having no clothes is amazing.
Dg west deptford Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 5:17 PM EST
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Is there a franchise already?
Ya gotta admit, you wanna open up a let's go Brandon store if you like money

Mr.Jones would you be our GM ? We could be a lottery agent
Bgz name your price to be our I.T. /media marketing agent
Spey, C.O.O. , purchasing agent?
Tony can be our stock boy
Brew can be our customer service liason
Robert has Legal & Human resources
Ray your our head of sales
I'll make coffee
We can make miiiiiiillllllliiiioooonnns

Or at least tens of thousands

Imagine the nut jobs! Might need therapy after but could be a goldmine

frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 5:21 PM EST
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Ray in sales?
Cancel my membership!
HockeyDad Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 5:21 PM EST
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They should raise the prices 5% each day. Teaching moment.
Speyside2 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 7:13 PM EST
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I think we could write a book about daily life in the store and have a best seller. Lots of spin offs, club Brandon vacations and such.
RayR Online
#11 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 7:21 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Ray in sales?
Cancel my membership!


DG left you out?
OK, you can be assistant head of sales or the janitor, your choice.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 7:25 PM EST
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RayR wrote:
DG left you out?
OK, you can be assistant head of sales or the janitor, your choice.

Dude, you flushed out of the car biz, I made a "comfortable" living as a self employed one-call closer for a quarter century.
I could take your eyes out at the kitchen table.
RayR Online
#13 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 7:32 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Dude, you flushed out of the car biz, I made a "comfortable" living as a self employed one-call closer for a quarter century.
I could take your eyes out at the kitchen table.


Dude, I think you're overqualified, we don't need any one-call closer to strong-arm the buyers, this is LGB merch, it sells itself man!
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 8:42 PM EST
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RayR wrote:
Dude, I think you're overqualified, we don't need any one-call closer to strong-arm the buyers, this is LGB merch, it sells itself man!

point made.
I'll step aside.
Call me if you need any advice.
Smooth light Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 8:56 PM EST
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I will take a COME ON MAN on a black T-shirt (large)
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 8:59 PM EST
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Smooth light wrote:
I will take a COME ON MAN on a black T-shirt (large)

Glad to see you survived today's ordeal...

Ray, smooth's money is no good here.
This one is on me.
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 9:09 PM EST
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gotta be owned and operated by a lying dog-faced pony soldier who missed the bus to the all-white school back in the 60's
Whistlebritches Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 11:02 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
gotta be owned and operated by a lying dog-faced pony soldier who missed the bus to the all-white school back in the 60's



The "RACIST" card is wearing thin Al
Whistlebritches Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2021, 11:05 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Dude, you flushed out of the car biz, I made a "comfortable" living as a self employed one-call closer for a quarter century.
I could take your eyes out at the kitchen table.



Really..........A prosperous Jew Salesman,there's a joke in here somewhere,give me a minute.
Dg west deptford Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 8:59 AM EST
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What's he do with Rays eyes?

It is the kitchen table so... eww

That's not Kosher Frank.

I do see a competition on our sales team though.

Highest sales for the quarter wins an all expenses paid trip to the racial jungle.
RayR Online
#21 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 9:47 AM EST
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Frank uses high-pressure SSG torture tactics at the kitchen table to get the sale.
I know the type.
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 10:02 AM EST
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Some hippy is in the process of opening an "Organic Dog Treat Bakery" in my little town of 5000 people in Northwest Missouri. I view both of these "business ventures" in the same light. Some moronic dreamer who will very soon have a whole lot less money. They'll both do well for a month, maybe 2, until all the people (and there aren't that many) either have their stupid t-shirt or figure out their dog prefers Milk Bones and licking their own ass and never goes there again. Capitalism weeds out the dumb very quickly
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 10:51 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Really..........A prosperous Jew Salesman,there's a joke in here somewhere,give me a minute.

no more wholesale for you!
HockeyDad Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 11:19 AM EST
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It was never really wholesale!
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 4:25 PM EST
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true, true.
delta1 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 5:12 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
The "RACIST" card is wearing thin Al



a conservative black, Biden hating businessman isn't funny to you?

...there are a few out there...


and............... it's my job here to keep y'all woke
HockeyDad Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 5:39 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:

and............... it's my job here to keep y'all woke


I thought that was Opel’s job before he flamed out.
delta1 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2021, 6:38 PM EST
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it's a heavy burden ....

as illustrated by this example where the audience doesn't see the multi-layered whimsical use of Bidenisms and only sees race...tough crowd...tougher job...
bgz Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 8:57 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
point made.
I'll step aside.
Call me if you need any advice.


Uh... apparently I'm the I.T. guy of this little outfit thingy we got here... and I'm seeing a problem with leadership... will you be our CEO? Somebody really needs to fire our coffee boy... he brews it up soft, and as the only one doing any work around here, I need some caffeine.
MACS Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 9:29 AM EST
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I.T. = work now? GTFO here!! Sooooooo soft. Sitting in a chair, tapping on a keyboard is not work.

Now I'm not saying babysitting adults is work, either... but there is walking involved. And some fighting.

Most work I ever did was when I was a boiler technician in the Navy. Go to work clean... come home stinky, sweaty and filthy with hands you could use as sand paper. That's work.
RayR Online
#31 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 9:56 AM EST
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True True...Ben would just be sitting at his desk, watching porn and stuff like a gubment worker.
HockeyDad Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 10:17 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Uh... apparently I'm the I.T. guy of this little outfit thingy we got here... and I'm seeing a problem with leadership... will you be our CEO? Somebody really needs to fire our coffee boy... he brews it up soft, and as the only one doing any work around here, I need some caffeine.


This is awkward. We outsourced IT to a couple of guys in Hyderabad. I’ll have someone walk you out.
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#33 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 11:07 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
This is awkward. We outsourced IT to a couple of guys in Hyderabad. I’ll have someone walk you out.

Just have payroll stop paying him. It will eventually sort itself out.

Wait, you don't have a payroll department? Uh oh, keep an eye on your red staplers.
bgz Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 11:46 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
This is awkward. We outsourced IT to a couple of guys in Hyderabad. I’ll have someone walk you out.


Oh good, I thought it was a sh*tty idea anyway...

Can I take my coffee?
HockeyDad Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 11:59 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Oh good, I thought it was a sh*tty idea anyway...

Can I take my coffee?


Sure you can take your coffee.

Another possibility is how about you stay on for two more weeks and train the guys in Hyderabad?
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#36 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 4:20 PM EST
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Wasn't Benny just complaining about the coffee now he admits he loves it so much he can't leave without it?
Typical.
B, while it's true your position with our firm has been outsourced we have a special opening for you.

Funny costum sign waving guy!

Now finish your coffee, put on your Trump mask & go spin the let's go Brandon sign out by the highway.
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#37 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 4:20 PM EST
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I'm going to step down from purchasing. Health issues.
Dg west deptford Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 4:47 PM EST
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Rest up Spey but please keep working on that book!

Benny's antics in the parking lot will fill a chapter

Jones, put the help wanted sign up please

I'll go make more coffee, Benny drank it all.
bgz Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 6:08 PM EST
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Just cause you're bad at coffee doesn't mean caffeine junkies won't drink it... but we will b*tch. Also, I shouldn't be trusted with projectiles around cars on street corners.... just a bad idea.
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#40 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2021, 7:59 PM EST
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Corners are for closers.
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#41 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 9:55 AM EST
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Hey DG, go big or go home. Burton, Jackson, and Shamalan are interested in doing the movie. The negotiations have just started, based on the first draft. All three have very different views of what the 1st movie would be like. Plus there are prequel and sequal trilogies. This can be yuge I tell you, yuge.
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#42 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 9:58 AM EST
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The Nintendo and Microsoft meets are coming soon.
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#43 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 2:04 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Is there a franchise already?
Ya gotta admit, you wanna open up a let's go Brandon store if you like money

Mr.Jones would you be our GM ? We could be a lottery agent
Bgz name your price to be our I.T. /media marketing agent
Spey, C.O.O. , purchasing agent?
Tony can be our stock boy
Brew can be our customer service liason
Robert has Legal & Human resources
Ray your our head of sales
I'll make coffee
We can make miiiiiiillllllliiiioooonnns

Or at least tens of thousands

Imagine the nut jobs! Might need therapy after but could be a goldmine


Dg,

Not sure I'm on board with this.
I read on the web that "Let's Go Brandon" is how homosexuals identify each other as a secret phrase.
Kinda like the pineapple thing with swingers....
bgz Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 3:30 PM EST
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Sh*t... I just bought a pineapple shirt.
Speyside2 Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 4:07 PM EST
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Cool!! We are reaching out to at least one protected minority. So the rainbow style was a good call DG, and to think I doubted you. Brewha, maybe you could do community out reach, or reach around, whatever.
delta1 Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 5:20 PM EST
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who snitched???
Brewha Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 5:20 PM EST
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Speyside2 wrote:
Cool!! We are reaching out to at least one protected minority. So the rainbow style was a good call DG, and to think I doubted you. Brewha, maybe you could do community out reach, or reach around, whatever.

Clever.
A bit out of your wheelhouse Spay, but clever none the less….
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#48 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 5:26 PM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQ7ecvU56k
RayR Online
#49 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2021, 6:02 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Sh*t... I just bought a pineapple shirt.


You must shop at the LGBQ+ store.
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