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Omicron Wuhan Variant is Here!!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#1 Posted:
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First case is in San Francisco! Blow the bridges! (I’m assuming we have them rigged with explosives just in case)
rfenst Offline
#2 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
First case is in San Francisco! Blow the bridges! (I’m assuming we have them rigged with explosives just in case)

So we should presume you were heavily exposed on multiple occasions?
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted:
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I haven’t been in the city since late October but surely the omicron has traveled down 101 to Silicon Valley and prolly crossed the bridges too.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted:
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I’m pretty sure….
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted:
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I’ve probably already got the omicron’Rona right now.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted:
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The US patient zero...fully vaccinated...a break out case.

Think
8trackdisco Offline
#7 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
First case is in San Francisco! Blow the bridges!


It is SF. Everything that could possibly be blown, has been.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted:
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Second US Omicron Case Is Vaccinated Adult Male Whose "Mild Symptoms" Have Fully Resolved



Update 10:55am: Here is another reason to be optimistic - not suicidal - by the news that the Omicron variant is spreading. As we, Ackman and Kolanovic, all said, the Omicron variant could be the best thing that happened to the pandemic as it is much more "mild" than Delta, and because it is much more transmissible could soon become the dominant version.

As the Minnesota Dept of Health said in its press release on the second identified US covid case, the "Infected Minnesota resident recently returned from domestic travel; variant was found through MDH variant surveillance program, which is one of the strongest surveillance programs in the nation"

And the punchline:

"The person with the Omicron variant is an adult male, is a resident of Hennepin County, and had been vaccinated. The person developed mild symptoms on Nov. 22 and sought COVID-19 testing on Nov. 24. The person’s symptoms have resolved."

In other words, just as we noted, Omicron continues to manifest itself in an extremely mild fashion, and its symptoms go away in days (it is unclear how it progresses in unvaccinated people so far).

We also know what happens next: according to the press release...

The person spoke with MDH case investigators and reported traveling to New York City and attended the Anime NYC 2021 convention at the Javits Center from Nov. 19-21. The person was advised to isolate from others. Minnesota epidemiologists will continue to investigate in collaboration with New York City and the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Said otherwise, expect a cluster of Omicron cases in NYC in the next 24-48 hours. And more importantly, with physicians hoping to get an accurate picture of the symptoms of the new strain, we should have a clear picture of just how benign Omicron is within the next 72 or so hours.

The first time that algos dumped everything on news that an Omicron case had been identified in the US in San Francisco, that was at least somewhat understandable even if virtually everyone knew it was just a matter of time before the "extremely transmissible" Omicron made its way to the US. However, when moments ago Reuters reported that a second Omicron cade had been identified in Minnesota...

... for algos to pull off the same exact stunt was borderline stupid - after all, every incremental omicron case brings us closer to trillions in stimmies which as everyone by now knows send stocks soaring (inflation will be ignored by everyone if stonks are surging faster than prices are rising). And yet, the dump we just observed is precisely the same that took place yesterday, prompting some - such as us - to ask just what 13-year-olds are programming these algos, that trade the market in the dumbest possible way.

It wasn't just stocks: everything tumbled - yields, cryptos, you name it...

So for all those confused what they should be doing here, let us repeat, what we have been saying and what Rabobank said just moments ago - Omicron "will of course be used as an argument for more stimulus ahead." Those selling stocks on this news clearly have not been paying any attention to what happened in the past year.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/everything-tumbles-after-second-us-omicron-case-identified-minnesota

HockeyDad Offline
#9 Posted:
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It’s in MINNESOTA!!!!

Game over man. Game over!
JadeRose Offline
#10 Posted:
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Wish I was a bridge. Could use a good blowin' right about now.
Brewha Offline
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Are Californians blowing peep again?
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Is Peep DrafterX’s stage name?
JadeRose Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Is Peep DrafterX’s stage name?



I dunno but I heard Drafter was good at blowing bubbles. I miss bubbles. He's a good dude.
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted:
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Omnicomicon variant is now in COLORADO!!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted:
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I’m holding out for the Zepplin 4.0 variant
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted:
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OMINCRON has taken over H.D.'s 🧠 brain...

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#10 jades post

LOL !!!
Stogie1020 Offline
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Which Transformer was Omnicron again? He was a Decepticon, right?
BuckyB93 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Don't know but I bet he has some superpowers or something.

While ZRX is waiting for the Zeppelin version, I'm kinda hoping the magical Unicron version fixes everything but... then again... that may be the reason why all the dinosaurs died off.

https://tinyurl.com/mvhbuhar

(Damn dinos didn't wear masks)
BuckyB93 Offline
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NINE! teen
Smooth light Offline
#20 Posted:
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Zeppelin , the battle of forevermore , boosters shots.
Speyside2 Offline
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Maybe, just maybe Omicron can become the ender of the epidemic. So far it appears Omicron will become the dominant varient and eventually be the primary SARS-COVID2 source of infection. It is still anecdotal, but if it is as mild as it seems to be perhaps SARS-COVID2 will be similar in severity to the flu. It is still way to tell, but maybe, just maybe Omicron will bring us back to normal.
BuckyB93 Offline
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Speyside2 wrote:
Maybe, just maybe Omicron can become the ender of the epidemic. So far it appears Omicron will become the dominant varient and eventually be the primary SARS-COVID2 source of infection. It is still anecdotal, but if it is as mild as it seems to be perhaps SARS-COVID2 will be similar in severity to the flu. It is still way to tell, but maybe, just maybe Omicron will bring us back to normal.


I hope this is true and things calm the F down. Kinda odd how a virus, politics, and "science" threw the world off kilter from normal but an evolved version of the same virus might bring us back to normal.
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted:
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Omicron ...Wuhan ....Delta....
And
Whaddya' get?

Another day older and deeper in debt...
Mr. Jones Offline
#24 Posted:
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Dudes...

COVID-19 is a chiree invented U.S. funded BIO-WARFARE engineered genome sequenced destroyer of mankind....

It ain't "gonna get... betta'"

..it's gonna get wayyyy

Worse
HockeyDad Offline
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It is in 17 states!!!
BuckyB93 Offline
#26 Posted:
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Better get the refrigerator trucks fired up. Gonna have to stack the bodies like cord wood. I can't wait until a vaccine is developed so we can all go back to normal.
RayR Offline
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A New COVID Variant Discovered - SOUTH PARK: POST COVID

https://youtu.be/qzEoBrr9gRA
HockeyDad Offline
#28 Posted:
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We will dump the bodies in the Long Valley caldera supervolcano.
Mr. Jones Offline
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Omicron loves H.D.
HockeyDad Offline
#30 Posted:
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I’m immune to omnicrom.
Stogie1020 Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
I’m immune to omnicrom.

Polycrom will get you, though... RIP HD.
HockeyDad Offline
#32 Posted:
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No way. I’m about to get my third Pfizer dose. #winning
MACS Offline
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Momma don't take my omnicrom away!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FqXCBqFeFU
HockeyDad Offline
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https://shop.fctry.com/collections/action-figures/products/dr-fauci-action-figure

Fauci action figure! (White elephant present for Brewha!)
ZRX1200 Offline
#35 Posted:
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I was just gonna get him a dozen booster shots.
RayR Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
https://shop.fctry.com/collections/action-figures/products/dr-fauci-action-figure

Fauci action figure! (White elephant present for Brewha!)


Gotta laugh at the comments, those progtard people are twisted sick. BARF!

"Like the Patron Saint of Public Health
My Dr. Fauci figure stands guard over my office, ensuring adherence to intelligent, science-based policy and common sense rules. My vaccine mandate has resulted in a smaller staff than previously, but I think Dr. Fauci would approve."

"MY LIVING ROOM GUESTS ARE 6" TALL
We love having Dr. Fauci visit with us on our living room shelf. He's joined by the rest of the fellows & gals: Nancy, Barak, Bernie, Joe, Kamala, and others. Only one missing is trump....he's still in his box and down in our basement storage area waiting on history to judge his villainy harshly. He also is unable to play well with others!"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
RayR Offline
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Jab!...Jab!...Jab!...Jab! Mo Money!...Mo Money!...Mo Money!...Mo Money!

Pfizer CEO predicts a fourth shot might be needed in light of omicron variant

Stuti Mishra
Thu, December 9, 2021, 2:46 AM

The CEO of Pfizer Inc has said that a fourth dose of coronavirus vaccine might be needed for better protection against the omicron variant, as initial studies have shown that it could undermine antibody protection with two doses.

Albert Bourla said the company was waiting to see real-world data to determine whether additional doses would be required specifically for omicron.

“When we see real-world data, [we] will determine if the omicron is well covered by the third dose and for how long. And the second point, I think we will need a fourth dose,” Mr Bourla said on CNBC’s Squawk Box, adding that the data could be expected in the next two weeks.

The pressure for booster jabs has increased on governments around the world with the discovery of the new variant.

More...

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/pfizer-ceo-predicts-fourth-shot-074603057.html
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HockeyDad wrote:
https://shop.fctry.com/collections/action-figures/products/dr-fauci-action-figure

Fauci action figure! (White elephant present for Brewha!)

You’re just too good to me HD.
HockeyDad Offline
#39 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
You’re just too good to me HD.



Now now…. That’s just the Stockholm Syndrome talking.
Speyside2 Offline
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Had to follow the link, at first I thought it had to be a parody. My bad, damn you just can't fix stupid. And that there is some serious stupid!!! LMAO!
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