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Maybe Kids Weren't The Problem...
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Stogie1020 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2022, 5:58 PM EST
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Remember when the teachers couldn't go to work because the kids could literally kill them with Covid?

Maybe the kids weren't the real problem.

Quote:
More than 1,000 Boston teachers, staff call out sick amid omicron surge after winter break

https://www.foxnews.com/us/boston-teachers-call-sick-omicron-surge

So, the teachers got sick on winter break, not in the classrooms... Maybe we should kept the classrooms open all along.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2022, 6:31 PM EST
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What's better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson
RayR Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2022, 6:51 PM EST
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SOB...has anyone told you your jokes SUCK?
Dg west deptford Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2022, 9:08 PM EST
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Tough crowd

Dan'ls just trying to lighten things up

We can get a little heavy Ray

Some jokes have been better than others but my amusement comes from the timing not the joke itself.

Maybe we should've taught the kids in the nursing homes?
All the old folks would still be alive
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2022, 11:47 PM EST
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But that joke was pretty bad.

His shovel one was better.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 6:33 AM EST
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If one seeks cringe worthy jokes, one usually finds cringe worthy jokes. A couple here and there do elicit a chuckle though
deadeyedick Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 6:57 AM EST
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RayR wrote:
SOB...has anyone told you your jokes SUCK?


Hey, the boy is trying. Very trying.
izonfire Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 8:02 AM EST
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RayR...has anyone told you you’re a DOUCHEBAG?
Cause everyone thinks it…
RayR Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 9:11 AM EST
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Let me guess...that was your favorite joke and you were offended?
bgz Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 9:13 AM EST
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Ray is a pro level friend maker.
RayR Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 9:39 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ray is a pro level friend maker.


You know it, Ben! I try hard to win friends and influence people. BigGrin
bgz Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 9:45 AM EST
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Why am I picturing you with horizontal stripe shirt with a propeller hat on... it's creepy though... to explain... the picture in your head is probably more or less correct... now put a beard on it.
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 10:53 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Why am I picturing you with horizontal stripe shirt with a propeller hat on... it's creepy though... to explain... the picture in your head is probably more or less correct... now put a beard on it.


Is he Waldo? People have been looking for him.
RayR Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 11:37 AM EST
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I picture Ben with a man bun, wearing a toga and high heels.
Stogie1020 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 12:38 PM EST
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Chicago Teachers Union teachers now refusing to show up for in-person learning.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/chicago-cancels-classes-union-remote-learning
Krazeehorse Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 12:57 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Chicago Teachers Union teachers now refusing to show up for in-person learning.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/chicago-cancels-classes-union-remote-learning


Getting paid to sit at home on your ass is SOOOOO much better than going to work.
Stogie1020 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 1:19 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Getting paid to sit at home on your ass is SOOOOO much better than going to work.

In their defense, maybe they are just afraid of getting shot if they leave the house to go to work?
Cheno Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 1:43 PM EST
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I liked your joke Dan.
BuckyB93 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 1:47 PM EST
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It gave me a chuckle. I used it at work. Those around my age got it but the millennials had no clue who Ted Danson is.

NINE! teen.
Dg west deptford Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 3:30 PM EST
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I laughed at Rays vision of bgz

Is it just the heels Ray, or is a dress involved?
Dg west deptford Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 3:30 PM EST
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My bad it was a toga LOL
RayR Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 3:42 PM EST
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Dg west deptford wrote:
My bad it was a toga LOL


MAN BUN, MAN DRESS, & MAN HEELS
Sunoverbeach Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 4:43 PM EST
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
Gummy Bear
tonygraz Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 5:25 PM EST
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Hey, what ever happened to Gummy Jones ?
HockeyDad Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 5:44 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Hey, what ever happened to Gummy Jones ?


FBI-SSG got him.
RayR Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2022, 6:47 PM EST
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He'll escape, he always does.
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